"We need Margot Robbie, but have only $40 and a bottle of booze left "

>"We need Margot Robbie, but have only $40 and a bottle of booze left "
>"Say no more ..."

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Poor mans Margot Robbie

>we need a guy to play a scientist that kills himself later
>I know just the man sir

damn i thought that was margot robbie haha

jamie presley has to be in a retirement home by now. she was hot when I was a kid in the early 00s.

Hotter than Robbie, fit too. Actors and especially actresses now are lazy.

she was litteraly the hottest woman in hollywood in her poison ivey days

robbie lies about her age

She was pure fuckint sex. Still would

Is she a first time slammer?

No she doesn't.

>"We need someone to scare the minor actors and actresses away from demanding a pay hike"
>"Say no more ..."

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>"So i have this idea for a movie"
>"i got just the guy"
>"what but i don't even have a script"
>"he says he has memorised all the lines already, also he is already on the set working"
Eric Roberts is the most dedicated actor in the business right now

Watching Poison Ivy 3 through scrambled cable were some of my earliest faps

Do you think Eric Roberts would be my friend for a day if I gave him a ham sandwich and $10?

He'd be your friend and pay the sandwiches. He is doing movies because he likes acting. If you ask him to be in your student film for film school he will be at your house when you finish the call with donuts, coffe and a draft of the script

No.
He gets SAG Minimum for that.

>we need a blue eyed blonde to play a coalburner
>say no more

shes only like 40 and shes still hot af

>already has 22 movies listed for 2018 on imdb
Are the other actors even trying at this point?

>He gets SAG Minimum for that
>SAG Minimum

A man can't survive on expired condiment packets, week-old catering table leftovers and whatever roadkill is found in the studio lot, user

queen of 2000's b-movies

God bless America

>you will never be seduced and destroyed by prime Jaime Pressly

>hairy arms/10

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER

STEAL ANYTHING TODAY YOU BIG LIPPED FUCKING MONKEY?

Goddammit why did you have to remind me?

Still way hotter than Margot "no ass fridgebody" Robbie

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Fuck you OP.
She was incredibly sexy.
Then super cute in My Name is Earl. Was my teenage crush.
I wish I had a trashy Joy that deep down loved me. Snuggle up to her in our cozy trailer. All she wears is my t shirt, and frilly panties. Im holding her, her tushy pressed against my groin.
"Hold me, dummy"
I try to kiss her cheek from my position.
She gives me a semi-stern face, but finishes it with a small smile when she lays her head back down.
I love her.

Problem?

He’s already done the commentary

FUCK YOU OP!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! I WANT JOY TURNER AS MY WIFE!!! I WANT TO LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN AND HAVE A TRAILER. KOOKY SHENANIGANS.
WHY DID NETFLIX TAKE THIS SHOW OFF?! IT REKINDLED ALL MY OLD CRUSH FEELINGS AS A TEEN. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>doesnt like peach fuzz
>expects women to be completely hairless

Netflix can't keep up with the rent. So they're taking on debt to finance movies and shows they will own. Since My Name is Earl is NBC, it will probably be under Hulu right?

Calm down man

youtube.com/watch?v=nW6IrQSR9X4

t.faggots

>We need Cameron Diaz but we also need her to look like a bimbo granny

I actually had not thought of thought. I'll check.
NO!!!!!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insert a pink wojak over Earl's head to fully understand my current emotion.

>"its been...... 9 years......."

She's the definition of a short stack

I want to pamper my trailer queen!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh

i thought margot robbie was the poor man's margot robbie

what is his sis doing? Julia still got millions from Pretty woman?

she was on an episode mortal kombat that i recorded and fapped to many times

youtu.be/40qN26GgLlE

She sure has done a lot of stuff

QTmon evolution
Jaimie Pressly -> Margot Robbie -> Rachel Keller

She had the slutty trailer trash hot down pretty well.

She had such a fatty in Fargo and Legion

It's in her genes, she's from North Carolina

god god she was sexy. Shame she didn't star in better stuff. Must be the curse of being an actress during the 2000's

imdb.com/name/nm3034977/

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>be me
>italian
>eating my pasta with mammà
>watching Canale 5
>L'Onore e il Rispetto tv clip comes on
>L'Onore e il Rispetto is a mafia soap for old housewives
>literally shit tier television even for Italian standard
>which is not saying much
>mfw Eric Roberts is in it

I literally spilled all my spaghetti all over

The only talented member of his family. Including his coal burning thot daughter.

If a person has seen more then 10 movies in his life, eric roberts was probably in at least 2 of the movies

How is this possible?

>im your sister, im your sister, im your sister
new fetish was born that day

>be me
Kill yourself

For he is the Kwisats Haderach.

Whelp, there goes the thread.

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It's not time consuming to be in a shot for 5 minutes which is likely a good amount of those, and doesn't take more than a day or so. Based eric roberts

>implying her prime isn't right now
She's just approaching her peak mommyfu years. I just hope she goes back to long hair soon.

Made a much needed folder of jaime. So so sexy.

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And another one bites the BBC.

I think she likes the short hair..

Nice face
Fridge body

Fair enough. Jamie is the black man's margot robbie

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just go to kinston nc, shes got like 200 family members that look almost exactly like her.

>homie alone
how much crack did they pay him to appear in that?

this is the rapist from madmen

>the rapist from madmen
which one lol
jk I know you mean Joan's husband Dr Douche

ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT MY BOOBS, DUMMY?

>using the public trip and then samefagging as a sperglord
Is this really how you want to spend your days user?

Don't get me wrong she still looks great, but she would look even better with long hair.

If you hate niggers so much why do you use niggerspeak, you degenerate wigger.

Someone needs to edit out the random dudes right fucking now

>24

That's pretty low for him.

his usual

Wow. Eric Roberts is such a nice guy.

She has way more range than Robbie.

He's cheap and will do anything since he doesn't think of himself as a "movie star". After he was done appearing in Nolan's Batman he probably did that talking cat movie on the phone when he was still on the Batman set and was getting ready to travel to the next set.

I legit love Eric Roberts. I always gets happy when he shows up in a movie.

>Hair on arms

Would not fuck/10

This thread is very rude.

You should all be ashamed

In case anyone was wondering, Jaime and Eric have been in a movie together: 2006's DOA:Dead or Alive

>t. brainwashed playboy centerfold generation
Real women have arm hair.

damn she aged great

>that
>arm hair
let me guess, born sometime after 1995?

>David Spade got to fuck her but I won't
it's not fair

Thought that was Ashley Fires with bangs for a minute.

God damn. I wasn't too impressed by but she looks great in motion.
Paparazzi cameras really aren't flattering on older women.

God damnit!

More like "coalburning white thrash" Margot Robbie

Meanwhile, Margot Robbie is the rich man's Jaime Pressly "coalburning liberal thrash"

The only logical conclusion to this thread is the film D.O.A. which features both Jaime Pressly and Eric Roberts