ITT: female characters that don't suck

ITT: female characters that don't suck

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This it actually makes sense for a woman to be a good soldier when the physical difference between the genders is removed.

gib

why the fuck didn't she run

I want her to suck me bros.

I thought Furiosa, the five wives and the vuvalini were all pretty well written in Fury Road.
None of them are overpowered, they all get their shit kicked in and needed Max and Nux to help them out.

>Leia Organa
>Dana Scully
>Mulan
>Lisa Simpson (before they destroyed the show)
>Ellen Ripley
>Sarah Connor
>Starbuck (minus long hair hyper bitch phases)
>Laura Roslin
>Chief from the Fargo movie
>Mia Wallace
>Woman from Edge of Tomorrow
>Girl from Legion, whatever her name was
>my mom :)
All great female characters for different reasons.

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ayo

haha I know why your mom is a good character OP ;^)

I somehow forgot these two
>Samantha Carter
>Imperator Furiosa

Rude.

All female characters in Prometheus and Alien Covenant.

I thought she was super hot.
But I don't see how she's such a great female character.

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Why are her eyes so far apart?

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Easy.

>you got wood

God that scene was annoying, all it was missing was the Benny hill theme!

The pregnant cop from Fargo.

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That's a man user.

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Kim Wexler

Tarantino knows how to write good women:
>The Bride
>Mia Wallace
>Jackie Brown
>Alabama Whitman
>Daisy Domergue

>Tarantino

dropped

Writing a good female characyer isn't very hard tho. You just write a good male character and then make it a woman. Adjust minor details for gender differences.
Presto.

Could've killed the governor but didn't so she could keep fucking him. Why couldn't it have been her hotter younger sister that survived?
>no wife skills
>cheats on exams
>half asses chores
>hips too thin to bear sons
>no tits
>no ass
>no personality
>better at being a man
I can't think of a worse woman. At least she's not fat I guess.

>like 45 years old
>no children
>no husband
>no life except career
dropped

Woman in Stargate SG1 and Farscape

i...i love her...

I think the outfit is kind of hot, but the content could be better.

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She is literal perfection.

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harley quinn from suicide squad

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Vesper Lynd from casino royale

If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. They're cum receptacles with fishy fuckholes that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and shes just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts.

Lisbeth Salander

How is this thread 46 replies long?

Fuck off women only have 3 archetypes and they are all shitty.

edgy

love it when they make the female character more than just someone who gets the main guy character killed because they're both running away from something and she trips and he goes back to save her

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Xena

Olivia Dunham, in both universes and the rebooted timelines

Most of them don't on camera.

She's fucking awesome in this, and she only gets like 10 minutes of screentime

That's OK as long as she swallows.

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>user's mom doesn't suck

I got news for you pal

What are the three?
Super Womenz 100lb tossing 300lb men is one, obvi

Fuck I hated that mary sue

>comes in drinking alcohol like LOL IM A TEEN
>makes literally no mistake, except for being unable to kill a giant thing with perfect accuracy only because Thor made the gun
>has a separate scene specifically for emasculating every strong male character, many of which don't even fit the plot
>all other characters turn to mental jelly when she needs to look tough. (For example, Thor goes from unphased in chains in a demon lair to crying like a bitch in her ship specifically so she can look tough)

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plus Milla Jovovich in "The Messenger".

she resonated with his psychosis

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Best bond girl

ayy

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You can almost feel her eyes sucking your soul from pictures alone, she must be a succubus

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

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My lesbian friend truly belive that Eva is a lesbian too. Same with most of her lesbian friends. It makes sense i guess.

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she can beat you up IRL

This guy put not one, but two kids inside Blunt
Fucking Jim Halpert creampied Emily Blunt

Laura Palmer

ITS NOT FAIR

TOS Uhura

Having never seen that movie, and recognizing this is satirical and out of context, that movie looks really fucking dumb

ITT: female characters you want to give you the succ.

I dont think she's 45 on the show, user.

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I didnt think it was possible for a woman to be bro-tier

ay lmo

I only ever liked her in the Alien series.

Pretty much the only decent surviving female character in the show

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Any girl from any miyazaki movie actually
The girl from freaks and geeks
Mathilda from leon
Most girls on twin peaks
Amy dunne

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No.

god why are ay lmao girls so qt?

Didn't she suck off her uncle?

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that voice tho

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user I’m sorry to inform you. You’re a faggot.

Strength isn't the only reason why men are good soldiers. For one, men are more aggressive because of test and a lot braver than wimyn.