ITT: Selling points that mean nothing anymore
>From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy
ITT: Selling points that mean nothing anymore
Hunter Gomez
Wyatt Murphy
>From the director of The Sixth Sense
Nathan Morales
>from the mind of M Night Shamaladingdong
Isaac Butler
That image was already funny enough that your shitty edit ruins it.
Brandon Howard
>from the director of District 9
John Sanchez
>From the director of Alien
Samuel Young
>From the assistants to the producers of the film that Quentin Tarantino watched on cable while writing Pulp Fiction
Benjamin Cook
>From the producers who saw Shrek
Lincoln Bell
>Academy Award winner
Joseph Nelson
Selling point that never meant anything to begin with
>from executice producer
Leo Robinson
...
Gabriel Thomas
>from the people who brought you capeshits #19, 24 and 28
Hunter Clark
>steven spielberg
>ridley scott
>tom cruise
>tom hanks
>jackie chan
>arnold
>james cameron
Carson Hernandez
>Presented by Quentin Tarantino
Isaac Scott
>from the director of The Dark Knight
Brayden Cook
>from the director of Clerks
Cameron Price
Produced by Hideo Kojima
Oliver Bailey
>From the guys who brought you Superbad
I swear this was a tagline for a movie at least once a year for 5 years running.
Nolan Harris
>From The Director of Man of Steel
Lincoln Turner
>Lucasfilms
Christian Cox
From the directors of Dumb and Dumber
Christian Morales
>Two thumbs up - Siskel and Ebert
>A Triumph - NME/Rolling Stone/any other dumbshit magazine or website
Justin Gonzalez
>Palme d'Or winner at the Cannes Film Festival
>Berlinale Golden Bear winner
Connor Murphy
I didn't make it.
William Diaz
Superman?
Nicholas Flores
>winner of the Beijing film festival's covetous crying monkey award