"Anakin, wait, Palpatine is the sith lord"

"Anakin, wait, Palpatine is the sith lord"

ANAKIN, PALPATINE IS THE SI-

dewit

>"WAIT ANAKIN, SHEEV IS A SITH LORD!"
>"Who's Sheev?"
*Slash*
>"Chancellor, do you know who he was talking about ?"
>"I'm afraid not, hurry! there isn't much time now

>implying Dooku knew that Palpatine is Sidous

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"so I bet you're wondering how I got here?"

"Anakin, wait! Sheev is Palpatine's first name. Haha isn't that a stupid name? Sheev."

"Anakin, wait, I know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cru--"

Fun fact, he's name in portuguese is literally "give asshole"

>it ain't sheev starts playing

>Wait, do you find it really odd how he is acting? Like all evil and shit he just did an evil voice. You know thinking about it this is just like that scene in jedi, but at the start for some reason so there hasn't really been the build up yet and we just had awkward comedy scenes

Reminder that Dooku did nothing wrong.

Dooki was no snitch.

Reminder that none of the Sith in either the prequels or OT did anything wrong.

>doesn't force push anakin away with his tongue

>"MASTER NO!"
If Martha works on Batman it works on Anakin.

but i thought palpatine was the senate?

"I dont believe your lies the senator is a mentor and a good friend"

*behead dooku*

"What a silly old man"

Unironically a perfect excuse

Not yet.

He could even do it with his stump, Vader did it with his stump all the time.

"ANAKIN! You are the result of an experiment of Darth Plagueis!"

was it ever satisfactorily explained how obi wan survived being crushed during that fight with dooku?

It wasn't exactly life threatening but he should have gotten a couple broken bones.

I would rather know how Dooku was able to force grip and choke him out of the blue. It's the only time it happened in the movies. Always assumed you would need to immensely out-class you opponent or catch them when they are completely blind-sided, otherwise they would have put too much mental power on shielding themselves from that kind of attack.

There's part of the bottom supports left, so the edge doesn't actually fall on him.

Yes it's dumb. The pushing looks very fake

what?

Padmes pregnant but its not your child !

I think Dooku was way more powerful than Obi and Anakin and he could beat him only tapping into dark side angry powa.

How? Translate gives me "dar bundao"

Why doesn't he just lean back? It avoids the lightsabers. So while Anakin is looking at Sheev, he leans back, kicks Anakins legs, force pulls his lightsaber and kills him

sheev was influencing the fight
every time obi wan is about to get DOOKED it cuts to sheev being smug

>Give asshole

In my native language his name means "add together shit".

It's English

enjoyable

i didnt mind these movies i guess

neither dooku nor grievous knew that palpatine and darth sidious were the same person

This, snitches get stitches.

NO OPTIMUS

"Wait Anakin please, from my point of view...Palpatine is the sith lord!"

What? It really means "to let people have anal sex with you".

>Sheev was just pretending to lose to Windu
But what if Anakin didn't help him? And why didn't he mind fucking up his own face?