Samurai Jack Discussion

Who is the high priestess and why is she so obsessed with riding Aku's dick?

>why is she so obsessed with riding Aku's dick?
>implying you can't understand her

Well it probably isn't anyone we've met before. Not in the in the series proper, at least

Jack's been on his own for fifty-some odd years, meaning most of his affiliates from Season 1-4 are either older than dirt or dead. Wouldn't make sense to shoehorn someone in, not with only having ten episodes to tell the story. Genndy isn't one for backpedaling.

Maybe she was one of the thousands of children present for Aku's fairy tale readings? Who knows.

My personal belief is the High Priestess is actually TeacupBallerina, who managed to meme herself into the Samurai Jack universe through sheer lust alone.

The High Priestess is a time traveled version of Ashi, impregnated with Samurai Jack's seed.

Teacup pls go.

Who /waitingforakujoke/ here?

>Rando: The Daughters of Aku—
>Aku: Daughters of Who

Or

>My what

Or immediate suspicion because, LBR, Aku can't have sex/kids.

I hope the girls' either have no biological father because they are the result of some magic fuckery.

I wish I could understand.

Some bitch, because he rules the world like a god

Who wouldn't?

>Be Samurai Jack
>I'm alone in the woods being Samurai Jack
>I find a women collapsed in the snow
>No one is around
>It's cold and she's unconscious
>I give her my clothes to keep her warm
>Bring her to cave to warm up
>She wakes up
>She stares into my eyes
>I stare into hers
>As the night draws closer and the fire burns out we continue to stare in silence
>The night is cold
>She presses against my body
>She is warm
>No words are needed
>We make love
>FOOLISH SAMURAI!
>It was about that time I realized the girl was about 300 feet tall and a shapeshifting master of darkness
>That damn Aku had tricked me again

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

A baby that Jack saved a long time ago.

Well I imagine there would be a lot more fanatic satanists if Satan was real and had conquered the planet.

>TCB memed herself into Jack through sheer lust alone

Is it bad that I actually really like this design?

>It's a teacup shill thread
Fuck off

F U C K
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I wonder how Sup Forums would react if this became canon.

so ashi fucked her own father?

something this autistic shoudln't be this cute

>puffy vulva

>the seed of Aku is too potent
What did he mean by this

he meant his seed is the UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

Chemical X

A part of me kind of wishes this was canon.

What is up with all the powerpuff girl / Aku posting

I don't get it; what kind of dumbass crack pairing is this

Superior red-headed evil chick.

But alas, never to be.

>not EXTRA THICK

>extra thick seed
i don't want to understand

Give me one reason why Teacup is a bad artist.

I'll wait.

I would've just fed her a bowl of eggs desu

>tfw unironically like the crackship now thanks to tcb

A-am I past the point of no return, Sup Forums?

>his jizz is runny
I feel bad for you user

>It was about that time I realized the girl was about 300 feet tall

My dream

Yes, but don't feel bad, it is fairly common after being exposed to TCB
I blame all the pregnancy stuff

It's cute for some reason.

Goddamnit, why is she such a good artist?

Yes time to kill yourself.

woah