Long ago in a distant land, I, Hela, the shape-shifting Master of Hel, unleashed an unspeakable evil!

Long ago in a distant land, I, Hela, the shape-shifting Master of Hel, unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But the foolish Son of Odin wielding a magic hammer stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him across the galaxy, where evil is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to Asgard, and undo the future that is Hela!

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I can't believe they actually gave her the headpiece, that's awesome.

Underrated post

I lack of skillz to do this, but it would be great if someone could pull a mash up of Samurai Jack's intro with the trailer to turn this into a reality.

Damn.
Loki must be so proud of her. Really shaping up to be Daddy's little half-living girl.

HAMMER THROWIN'

Get thee away.
Away from thy realm.
GIVE ME THOSE RUNES!
Rune-king Thor!
CLANG!

HUMAN LOVIN'

GOLDILOCKS
CAPE SWISHIN

Nice.

WORTHY OF THE POWER OF THOR BEIN'

QUIP MAKING

youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU
TRAILER POSTIN'

At Last! After 10,000 years I'm free!

Hm. It works.

Holy shit this doesn't look boring like the other 2.

> He's a friend from work

Im fucking sold

CAPE HAVIN'

I can dig it

POPTART MUNCHIN'

Step away lads, she's my new MCUfu.

ROMMATE HAVIN'

Sure, give me a minute

MUG SMASHIN'

Thor 3: Return of the Helmet

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Guy on the left looks so dead inside.

Gotta get back, back to Asgard. Gladiator Thor

Poor guy probably knows he's gonna die soon.

>I wish I was back home tending to my garden

>not Gladiathor

>Two M16A1's
When did Marvel get such gud taste?

>"I should have told Hela how I felt..."
youtu.be/c4e-FV4P1aU

Looks like fucking plastic.

Fuck it his name's Scarborough now.

Thor Ragnarok: PLANET HULK

Also, lol Jeff Goldbloom is the fucking Red King?

My niga

The Grandmaster

>ragnarok
>looks like a fucking comedy
What a fucking travesty.

I think it's Ragna-Rock now

Will she be Loki's daughter in this version? Even in the comics she isn't really.

Probably not, that wouldn't make her very old.

Maybe they'll reverse it and Loki will be her son.

Hela good taste

The 1980's?

Did you want it to be exactly like the first two Thor movies?

>Hela is Loki's real mother.

What did she see in him?

80s marvel best marvel

>Magic user
>Still insists on being on the front line fighting with daggers

Why did they call her Hela instead of Hel?

So that she wouldn't be Hel, ruler of Hel.

That was really REALLY fast to cash in on someone else's success.....

Marvel steals another company design once again...how about that. That's obviously never happened before...

DCasuals confirmed for having never opened a comic book.

It has a good director and it looks like it will be Guardians of the Galaxy tier.
Still I am curious what the original script was like.
It was labeled too dark by Marvel so they gave it a re-write.

Big Frozen Cock

Never opening a Marvel one

So she isn't the ruler of Hel?

>he doesn't know the truth about aquaman

>everyone wearing helmets
already better than the other two

She liked him for his personality.

Holy fuck, she's gorgeous

For some reason she reminds me of Kate Beckinsale in Underworld

That's Cate Blanchett for you. It's crazy that she still looks so good at her age.

She's Hela, ruler of Hel

Any HQ Loki caps?

>too dark
>ragnarok
god damn them
It's so hard to not be an anti-Semite when jews do things like this

>That guy cosplaying as a Celestial in the background.

Stop teasing us already.

I can't do webms for shit

Based.

Loki's looks especially good.

10/10

I wonder if she'll have an actual personality and backstory aside of "hurr I'm evil and will conquer Asgard!!!"

I know, they got the size down just right

Is Sup Forums excited for this movie now that the trailer is out?

Sup Forums was always excited for this movie.

Quite similar to the Agent of Asgard helmet.

Really digging Hulks new look

What are the chances of him keeping it?

Desu it was always my most anticipated comic book movie of the year. I love Taika Waititi.

I'm pretty sure he'll go back to his "normal" look in Infinity War.

He was probably forced to wear that outfit in the arena, so I doubt he'll keep it.

Everyone sleeps on Hela (and Loki) You know all of those insane feats that Dr Strange has? He has never been as powerful as Loki or Hela in any of his appearances (aside from when he took down Shuma Gorath)

Sup Forums is always up for redemption.

bigger horns belong to " King" Loki

>bigger horns belong to " villainous" Loki*
ftfy*

Horned tiara Loki is the anti-hero Loki. I don't know if production knew about this but it's a nice touch regardless.

you are correct and I missed it by 1 page

>>Magic user
>>Still insists on being on the front line fighting with daggers
Daggers offer the highest spell crit chance.

Hes got four gold medals and the best K/D ratio so it doesn't matter okay

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WORK KNOWIN'

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is that karl urbain?

Yes.

It's a shame she isn't a Giantess but I dig it

>giantess femdom goth
stop, my dick can only take so much

Why is one guy cosplaying a Celestial?

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If nothing else, I'm appreciating the variation in the background characters. If there's something that never really came across in the MCU, it's that there's an interesting world outside of these superheroes. This gives me a bit more hope.

Maybe he has a thing for them, man. Don't judge the guy.

RECORD SCRATCHIN'

>when she grabs yo nuts

>Why is one guy cosplaying a Celestial?
You want to look imposing, you dress up with in the image of the most dangerous creature that you know. It is no different from wearing a lion's head.

>that guy dressed as a celestial
I'm feeling they will be replacing the Cosmic entities in IW.