Ellen Page

Name one thing she can't do

Act

Suck cock

Me? I'd serve crab legs

be straight

She was OK in super

If you really loved Ellen, you would have bought her video game.

fpbp
thanks for not letting me down Sup Forums. Mods, you can delete my thread now if you want to, I don't mind.

I'll buy if there's a mod with realistic body hair on her.

>she couldn't even pronounce the other main characters name properly

was pretty unbearable

Get a job lol.

This. Also can't get a roll post 2015.

>tfw her best role was in Trailer Park Boys
loli Ellen was best Ellen

sit on my face

>no option to leave an upper decker
oh no i made the bad game

debate Ted Cruz

>she fell for the coming out sjw meme
lmao dumb dyke deserved it, she's even more potent box office poison now

Make my dick hard

>gets BTFO'd so hard she has to do 2 nude scenes to get work
all worked out in the end

men

Be sexually attracted to a benis

Brapct

Into my mouth

Have a career

Ugh... has she tried not being a mutant?

Make less than 100 bucks on one of her movies in her own country. Only Watson can achieve such a feat.

Does appearing on a game marks the end of one's career in hollywood?

>mfw her only recent headline in the media was about her claiming Brett Ratner made fun of her for being a dyke

Jesus take a look at the plot from one of her last movies:
"A disease that turned people into zombies has been cured. The once-infected zombies are discriminated against by society and their own families, which causes social issues to arise. This leads to militant government interference. "

>Trina can you bike to the store and get me a bit of pepperoni?

Ted Cruz is a loser who lost to Trump

I never got why you guys hated her for coming out. She’s always been a feminist and her being gay was obvious.

can't make this shit up kek
replying with another mel

So Ellen is a bigger loser who lost to the guy who lost to Trump
We always hated her, she can't act. The only thing that changed is that normies now hate her too.

Fuck you

If she keeps this up,she will go back to TPB in a few months

Good, she's a frigid dyke

>Brave sassy LGBTQWERTYGGGGGOGOGOGTH+ that no need no man taking over Mr Lahey's role.
>Don(na) is the new Sweaty Bobandy

Please God no, they just recently undone the damage the 2 seasons of faggotry and 1-dimensional characters brought on by Jon Torrens' writing.

lmao I didn't know it was still a thing

literally anything

Can we ship her back to Canada with Justin Bieber and keep Ryan Gosling? n-no homo

Make as much money as a man

age gracefully

>that time Trump did an upper decker at a Mexican restaurant just to spite them

This 100%

have babies with the person she loves

Didn’t she successfully sue the Devs because they made an entire scene of her showering then leaked it or “got hacked” after it was released?

>implying
Just wait, she'll choke on based Harvey's cock for a role once she's desperate enough

fuck man

She's an ugly dike that looks like she's been shooting testosterone?

I'm legitimately confused.

Leverage her sjw gayshit into a better career

Avoid the wall

She's no Ellen Degenerate, thats for sure

i saw juno like 2 days ago man her character was FUCKING annoying but the love of my life olivia thirlby was in so all was well

Did Ben Foster make her gay?

Looks like a somewhat less disgusting Paz de la Huerta

I'd let her try

I heard she actually posed nude for them to create that scene. Not sure if true though

Mr Lahey's dead,Trina Lahey is confimed if digits

>Please God no, they just recently undone the damage the 2 seasons of faggotry and 1-dimensional characters brought on by Jon Torrens' writing.
What's going on with this show?

>implying she lost

Cruz is a literal joke. How pathetic do you have to be to still revere him

>revere him
Just because he owned her it doesn't mean I revere him, he's a cuckservative

Use her meager charms to parle and claw her way into a noteworthy acting career
She managed to get into that one X-Men movie, and everything else has been forgettable trash

I did, it was pretty great.

I replayed the date scene a whole bunch too, once to see how fucked up I could do.

Love a man

They both spouted off talking points, he only won if you endorse his politics

I use to think she was really hot now I can't stand her. Dunno why.

Probably because she cant stfu about the lbgt crap

>waaaahhh people used to be jailed for being faggots decades ago, bake the cake
She got blown the fuck out m8

FIRST POST BEST POST
GODDAMN IT
YES

ACT.

>she will never love me

Act

Exhibit a

>ellen paige popular for being the cute little girl actor
>Jennifer lawrence appears

RIP

Of what? You don't get to infringe on other people's natural rights because of feelings. Forcing someone to bake a cake is slavery, even if they get paid. The idea that someone has a right to the labor of someone else is morally bankrupt. And no, "what is a leppo" isn't a true libertarian, he's a leftist cuck.

You think he won because you already agree with his position. Exhibit A.

I agree with his position only because it's objectively right. Not because of christcuckery, but because of the rights of the individual. Even a statist cuck like Cruz can see this. You'd have to be mentally ill to think you're entitled to people doing stuff for you. Besides, the market finds a way. The only reason faggots go to Christian bakeries is to pester them and to use the monopoly of violence to rob them of their hard earned property.

So you already agree with him. You’re a person whose favorite word is ‘cuck’. You’re the type of person who thinks Obama’s a Muslim and white person are persecuted. Of course you’re going to think the anti-gay politician won the argument

Prancing la-la homo man here: Cruz is right.

Dunk a basketball.

Sure you are

That beginning when little girl Ellen gets bullied....

>Prancing la-la homo man
kek
Obama isn't a muslim but yes, there's systematic discrimination against white people, it's called "affirmative action".

Can't accept that a gay man would disagree with you?

Just went for a combo myself.

In all seriousness I thought this game was pretty great, even though it's an interactive movie.

desu that sounds like a pretty neat concept on paper

suck a dick

or is that a won't

You’re obviously the same guy as before

Enjoy sex with a man

Timetravel

Nah, I'm not.

ayyy lmao
mad that a literal fag agrees with me? You think Milo is the only homosexual against the LGBT agenda?

Congrats on using a proxy 30 seconds later dumbass

Congrats on being unable to do math, dumbass. There's 90 seconds between those posts.

Survive a shoot out with Rainn Wilson