Would they fuck?

Would they fuck?

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Panty would fuck anyone.

Jack...hard to say.

Jack is gay, user.

Panty would tie him down, literally.

You're thinking of Stocking. Stocking's the one with a bondage fetish.

Panty does have standards, as low and vague as they are. She wouldn't fuck "anyone", but it's safe to say the Jack would fall well within her standards.

Here's a thinker though: would Panty and Stocking's weapons work against Aku?

Jacks pure, a slut like panty wouldn't get anywhere near him

yeah Jack is totally into dumb blondes

They're made to kill demons, right?

If so then they could probably hurt him.

A better question would be would Scanty & Kneesock's weapons work against Aku?

Jack is asexual. Panty wouldn't waste her time.

Giving how a flaming arrow brought him to life, I'd imagine demonic weapons/powers would only strenghten him.

Considering how they make ghosts stronger, they might work /for/ him.
Of course, it would probably be by a minuscule amount.

Panty already has Alpha Omega Nova

why would she fuck a smelly samurai next?

nope.

Because Jack and Jonny are friends, and jack would never steal his friend's girl

>implying Panty wouldn't just keep Johnny on the backburner at best.

Even better question, what type of gun would Jack's fundoshi turn into if Panty used it

eh, Jhonny's true love is Velma anyway

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why does everything Gashi makes is so boner inducing?

curring looking at his/her new Yokai Watch stuff on the twitter right now

*currently looking

NO JACK IS PURE, JACK IS NEVER FOR LEWD

Aku isn't really a demon though, he's a fragment of some eldritch space abomination.

Not with this body.

>Jack is never for lewd
user, I...

What if Scanty and Kneesocks were Aku's real daughters?

They're going to need flaming eyebrows

>Jack is gay, user.
If accidentally fucking your arch nemesis disguised as a woman is gay, then perhaps.

what kind of pairing is this

God Tier

Jack is pure.

Panty would try. Jack would remember the two times where the chick that he got involved with turned out to be Aku and the one time where the non-Aku chick was a bounty hunter trying to collect, and shut her down so fucking hard. Seeing as panty's never really been rejected i'm certain she'll either lose her shit or thirst after Jack harder.

She'd get him laid eventually. Her thirst is too strong.

Because she's a slut.

The man is impossibly stubborn and far too jaded from being blue balled twice by the thing he hates most in this world. He'd never go for it.

She'd manage it anyway.

So what, she'd just rape the dude at that point?

He would just think she's Aku trying to fuck with him, literally and figuratively.

She wouldn't outright rape him, she's not that bad a person.

She'd skirt the line something fierce though.

Better question
Would she fuck Aku?

Getting him drunk still counts as rape if he already said no, you know.

Jack knows better than to stick his magical steel-solid into crazy.

Jack doesn't drink. All that dude drinks is water and tea.

Jack has shown interest in a woman twice in the series. Both times they are curvy with black hair. This to me implies a preference so I'm gonna have to say no to this. But who can say.

After fifty years of bullshit I'm almost positive he's had at least one alcohol fueled shitfit.

Panty's a slut but she's not a rapist.

She'd probably give up and try to fuck the Scotsman

She'd probably get frustrated and horny when that doesn't pan out either and just go fuck some random alien dude.

>She'd probably give up and try to fuck the Scotsman
Nah, Stocking would fuck the Scotsman.

What sort of samurai doesn't drink sake with his nakama and lord to foster loyalty?

The same Samurai who fights for honor and to save his people and not for money.

The Scotsman wouldn't dare. He's a married man, and if he ever tried his wife would fucking murder them both.

>WHO IS THIS STOCKIN' WEARIN' SKANK, ME HUSBAND

Noice

I personally don't believe for one bit he didn't at least hate fuck some bird the local townfolk offered to him for the night in thanks for helping them. In my mind, that's why he doesn't stay behind to talk with people now, because he knows he migth just nut and bolt.

>jack is looking for those birthing hips
Good taste as always.

>Panty offers Jack her weapon
>Jack knows exactly what it really is
Would Jack be willing to resort to another divine weapon if they were panties?