Overrated?

Why the fuck did I just waste 2 hours and 28 minutes of life watching 2001: A Space Odyssey? Absolute shit movie. From the 3 solid minutes of straight blackness all the way to the moon sized fetus watching earth none of it was good. Explain yourselves! Why do people always find terrible movies and praise them?

oh boy here we go. You have done it now. Prepare for all the pretentious cunts with MUH ART excuse for this boooooring movie.

Overrated for sure friend! So reddit XD

"Boring" is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching the film.
Same as saying "it was fun", that does not indicate anything about the actual quality of the film whatsoever.

>"2001: A Space Odyssey is phony on many points, even for specialists. For a true work of art, the fake must be eliminated. I would like to shoot Solaris in a way that the viewer would be unaware of any exoticism. Of course, I’m referring to the exoticism of technology."
>"For example, if one shoots a scene of passengers boarding a trolley, which, let’s say, we’d never seen before or known anything about, then we’d get something like Kubrick’s moon landing scene. On the other hand, if one were to shoot a moon landing like a common trolley stop in a modern film, then everything would be as it should. That means to create psychologically, not an exotic but a real, everyday environment that would be conveyed to the viewer through the perception of the film’s characters.
>"That’s why a detailed ‘examination’ of the technological processes of the future transforms the emotional foundation of a film, as a work of art, into a lifeless schema with only pretensions to truth."

NOTHINGS HAPPENS: THE MOVIE

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Ok how is a black screen adding to the quality of the movie? If I skip it do I lose anything? If not then why is it there.

oh boy here we go. You have done it now. Prepare for all the plebs with MUH ENTERTAINMENT excuse for this fantasic movie.

Either you love it or you don't, just move on

Andrei Tarkovsky... the master of us all... the greatest director to ever live. I would uncover my head and kneel before his tomb.

ITT: teenagers with ADD and a sub-90 IQ who can’t appreciate a solid piece of kino

Okay how about this then. Everything was overly exaggerated and drawn out for much longer than need be.

I love this pasta. Any person who isn't a complete autist understands what boring and fun means.

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Apparently not, since people still use it in film criticism.

I liked 2010 more.

Yes user, we all understand what it means, but that doesn’t mean it's a valid descriptor of the quality of a movie.
What you find boring someone else can find absolutely riveting and vice versa.

The movie causes boredom therefore it is boring.
It can also be exhilarating to some like maybe a sloth but it can still be considered boring.

It represents the black monolith from the film, just here that's the entire screen.
You should just let go and experience the introductory soundtrack at that part you plot driven mental midget

Most of the general public find films by Tarkovsky "boring", probably because they are a bit slower than todays films. Are they bad films then?
Most of the general public find flicks by Marvel "fun", probably because it's non stop braindead quips and mindless CGI action. Are they good films then?

Why bother making a movie without a plot? That's like having a plane without engines. Or computer without electricity. Yeah you have something kinda cool, but its potential is completely wasted.

for me? it's either kubrick or tarkovsky. you just can't like both. trust me, i have a film degree

No, to both.

kek I'm a mental midget cause I like plot in my movie.

Lets write a book with a bunch of blank pages.

I actually like Kubrick more just this movie is an exception I guess.

Your film degree is meaningless against Sup Forums's taste

t. confused matthew

>thinking that visuals and the story are separate elements
Spoken like true mental midgets bravo

>Visuals
>Black Screen

pick one m8.

Yes to both.

>he didn't understand the ending

The most boring movie ever, they forced us to watch it 11 years ago in the astronomy class.

Actors sucked. Was that intentional?

But it's okay to call Harry Potter "the dullest franchise"?

What emotion is this face supposed to convey?

>there are people who actually think this part is "deep"

Panic, fear, curiosity

Agreed.

>there are people who actually think everything has to be "deep" to be good

>mfw I walk in on my parents having sex