Luke, help me take this mask off

Luke, help me take this mask off

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why? none of this will matter and some fuckboi is going to cum all over your mask. Oh and I'll die for no reason and everyone will forget me kicking the empires ass, OH and in a decade no one will even remember we existed.

FUCK you I'm putting on the mask.

Percocet, molly, Percocet

BUT YOU'LL BE IN AN EXTREMELY PAINFUL SITUATION

I'm already in Star Wars. It can't get much worse.

He's a big guy

Nothing can stop that now. Just once, let me look on you as a big guy.

but you will die...

And then try to murder your nephew for being tempted by the Dark Side, even though you just went through all of this bullshit and nearly died so you could save me from the Dark Side.

I'm a big guy

for ewoks.

For Luke.

We seriously need a non-canon redeemed Vader story

It will be extremely painful

>I can sense your thoughts, father.
>Who the fuck is that orange chick, and why did nobody mention her before?

I really hate how Lucas removed Vader's eyebrows to fit his autistic canon of lava burns, they added a bit of remaining humanity to Vader.

*Luke puts mask on*
>now I am Vader

If I pull that off would you die?

>Nobody cared who I was...

Checked, also clone wars animated were best part of Star Wars.

Luke... I must... show you... the way...
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For Luuuuke.

You're a Bigger Guy

MASK ON, FUCK IT, MASK OFF
MASK ON, FUCK IT, MASK OFF
PERCOCETS, MOLLY PERCOCETS
CHASE A CHECK, NEVER CHASE A BITCH

Chase a check, neva chase a bitch

It would be extremely painful

Huh/

How would Disney handle this scene?

>Geez pops, you really oughta moisturize!

Extended universe is literally the worst thing to happen to star wars.

Kylo kills snoke

no.

Laser General best General

Can you really ever be redeemed after having been one of the top commanders of a totalitarian empire that murdered billions of people?

At last in these star wars, I am the return of the Jedi.

>Congratulations, my son...you have finally won the Star Wars

Walked right out of the theater

Billions in a galaxy spanning empire with a capital planet of a population over one trillion is pretty mediocre desu