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What about World War I?
>no movie about Russian Revolution
>no movie about Christmas truce
>no movie about American doughboys many of whom were BLACK
Hollywood really is shit
this
>be tom hanks
>play a captain
They will be shooting this movie in Baton Rouge, where I live.
I would really enjoy a WWI film as well.
The assassination of Franz Ferdinand could be shot in such a cool way and easily pure kino if done correctly
I hope it's a comedy about the Willie Dee shooting a torpedo at the president
>did the goyims forget how evil the gnatzis were yet?
There are movies about WW1 than the Battle of the Atlantic T B H
There is no good movie about the US Navy nor the air forces in WW2 either (or hasn't been in ages, I know someone will pull a movie about either of these subjects out of their asses, if you can, please do !).
And based Tom Hanks is delivering both (HBO miniserie produced by him and spielberg about US bombers in WW2 in development)
So as much as I would love movies about the subjects you list, can't criticize him here really.
By the way there is a good movie about the Christmas truces, it's Joyeux Noël (came out in 2005 I think).
>another ww2 movie
Manson was right about the hollywood jews refusing to let it go
12 hours high budget serie about the battle of Midway when ?
wow another movie about the most fascinating conflict in history jews amirite ?
I wanna see a movie about anglos being btfo in the battle of jutland
nearly every single one they make is america vs. germany after normandy which was a tiny part of the overall war
really a disservice to history
> american movie indutry producing movies about american history
Can't really blame them either.
As long as no european industry emerges we're going to be stuck there quite a long time.
There are till some stuff made about WW2 in Europe (recently Unsere Mütter unsere vater and un village francais were alright) but no european movie can have as high a budget as a Hollywood historical movie or serie produced by Tom Hanks and Spielberg.
merry xmas
This desu
WWI did not have a JEWISH HOLOCAUST.
oh boy another movie about how nazis are evil and jews are our greatest ally
Gotta show those EVUL NAZEES getting btfo
JEW SA JEW SA JEW SA
SIX MUTHERFUCKING GORILLION
This is goy apology to Weinstein scandal
Don't care about your shitty ass propaganda film but
>that image
>that triple chin
How do you reduce chin fat Sup Forums ?
Photoshop, dumbass
torpedo?
How in the name of fuck will photoshop help me reduce my growing chin fat, you dumbass?
>>no movie about American doughboys many of whom were BLACK
Focusing WWI on Americans is like focusing on that one fat autistic kid's performance in the annual school track race.
Did you just find out about computers today? They can do magical things
>computers can decrease your fatness
How? Literally how?
They can do a lot more than that. They can make you fatter. Change your skin color. Make you older or younger. You are missing out.
Here's pleb tier intro stuff
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If u hv a smartphone there are apps where you can do cool stuff to your appearance too.
What the fuck are you even talking about? I don't give a fuck about photos.
Hahaha
Weren't you the one sperging out about the Tom Hanks triple chin photo?
Pardon me, but that made it seem like you do give a fuck
I see what you did there.
>no movie about based black doughboys slaughtering degenerate kraut soldiers and taking their willing daughters home as war brides
>the most fascinating conflict in history
Your grasp of history is entirely predicated on the amount of movies made on the topic, isn't it? One closed loop of pre-programmed opinion.
WWII was just the continuation of WWI. If you think the second conflict is important you really need to look at why it happened, and that answer lies in the causes of WWI and the aftermath.
Remember, the evil babykilling right wing nazheeees meme didn't exist then, so you're doing yourself a disservice trying to apply those judgements anachronistically.
> Your grasp of history is entirely predicated on the amount of movies made on the topic, isn't it?
And this is how I know you are simply a pretentious illiterate retard that has never opened a fucking book on 20th century history.
Name literally one (1) more interesting conflict in history.
pro tip : you can't.
The causes and aftermath of WW2 are precisely what makes it the most interesting conflict in history.
It's not "just the contnuation of WW1", you have to be american education retarded tier to utter such fucking bullshit. What had the eastern front to do with WW1 ? What had the Japan-China-Korea war to do with WW1 ? What had the war between the US and Germany to do with WW1 ?
>pretentious illiterate retard
> The causes and aftermath of WW2
>It's not "just the contnuation of WW1"
"The economic clauses of the Treaty were malignant and silly to an extent that made them obviously futile. Germany was condemned to pay reparations on a fabulous scale. These dictates gave expression to the anger of the victors, and to the failure of their peoples to understand that no defeated nation or community can ever pay tribute on a scale which would meet the cost of modern war."
"Germany only paid, or was only able to pay, the indemnities later extorted because the United States was profusely lending money to Europe, and especially to her. In fact, during the three years 1926 to 1929 the United States was receiving back in the form of debt-instalments indemnities from all quarters about one-fifth of the money which she was lending to Germany with no chance of repayment. However, everybody seemed pleased and appeared to think this might go on for ever."
"History will characterise all these transactions as insane. They helped to breed both the martial curse and the “economic blizzard”, of which more later."
- Winston Churchill, The Gathering Storm
Even pre-WWII non-German critics said it was merely forestalling the next conflict.
>What had the eastern front to do with WW1 ?
See, this is how we can immediately tell you know absolutely nothing. And you deign to believe you're educated? Is this a joke?