No character development even though it's the second movie

>No character development even though it's the second movie
>No explanation for character's motivations
>characters are introduced and then killed off for no reason Snoke
>Luke and Luke fans get a massive fuck you from Disney turning him into an old fat hermit who gives up and then dies because he's "exhausted" from being a hologram
>Rey is ultimately powerful with next to no training, even more-so than Luke and Anakin who had to try and fail many times, and her parents are Junkyard fucks with no other explanation
>Yoda can suddenly do Force lightning? LMAO
>No reason is explained why the First Order and Resistance exists, just "it does", hardly background information is presented about the Government and society for what's happened since ROTJ
>DUDE PORGS LMAO
>Marvel quips everywhere
>SJW bullshit galore

How the FUCK is this scoring 96% on Rotten Tomatoes?

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Was Yoda CG or a puppet?

>watching the new star wars in theater
eternally cucked by disney

>Yoda

Yoda's in this?

Yoda should and must always be a fucking puppet.


George is still the king. He only really messed up by making Yoda a CGI character instead of keeping the puppet.

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You clearly haven't even seen the movie because half of these are wrong

You're a dumbass, all the leaks and reviews confirm the deaths and what was mentioned.

;_; I got spoiled hans' death here and it ruined the movie for me, I ended up hating it and now I actually want spoilers this time around. No one's giving me anything. Plz someone

Didn't you read OPs post?

luke dies

Main reason Yoda went CGI is because Frank Oz complained so much during filming of Episode 1. There's behind-the-scenes footage where he is bitching to Lucas saying, "I can't do this again, I'm too old, this is it." Not only was Oz the voice of Yoda but he handled the puppetry, there were channels under the sets he crawled around in while filming. Ruined his knees and back. I guess Lucas decided if Yoda couldn't be completely authentic, he wouldn't hand it off to another puppeteer, but rather just say fuck it and go full CGI. This of course enabled him to do stupid shit like spinning torpedo lightsaber Yoda.

The absolute state of Star Wars

Leia uses the force to fly through space
Black guy meets asian chick and then make alien llamas stampede through a casino
Poe fucks around shooting things
Luke is a miserable cunt who throws away his lightsaber and dies
Phasma dies
Snoke is killed by Kylo
Kylo and Rey have telepathic wifi with each other and a relationship is sort of hinted at

>How the FUCK is this scoring 96% on Rotten Tomatoes?
You answered it yourself moment before
>SJW bullshit galore

Critics loving that Disney cash

For the same reason every quipshit marvel movie gets 90% on RT, it's the audiance. Star Wars no longer belongs to the social fringes of society, the normies have made it their own, and turned it into an abortion of what it once was. Yes, George damaged it with the prequels, and I won't defend those shite movies, but at least they were still Star Wars.

I refuse to watch any further disney-fied movies after suffering through TFA. It's not worth the time or effort anymore, I got way too hyped up for that shitpile of a movie, and watching all the praise that was lapped onto it disgusted me. Same exact thing is happening here, people are afraid to criticize because they're so desperate to watch star wars that all logic and reason goes out the window.

If this is true, jesus no wonder Colin trevorrow had "disagreements"

>Black guy meets asian chick and then make alien llamas stampede through a casino
LOL this deserves its own movie. I heard Rose is completely unecessary to the movie. I guess they wanted a chink in the movie just because and then they figured out how to insert her. Or maybe the original idea was how to get Finn off Rey's back. White feminists weren't too keen on an interracial relationship.

>He only really messed up by making Yoda a CGI character instead of keeping the puppet.
Yoda looked hilariously bad as a puppet lmao

>Kylo and Rey have telepathic wifi with each other and a relationship is sort of hinted at

Good. This, at least, I'm looking forwards to.

Puppets have a charm that lasts forever, CGI gets outdated every 5 years

>There's behind-the-scenes footage where he is bitching to Lucas saying, "I can't do this again, I'm too old, this is it."
LOL. Link please, this sounds hilarious. I noticed that Frank Oz sounds bitter in his interviews, like he had a hard time with Lucas for some reason.

Yo how the hell could the mouse fuck this shit up. Like goddamn

The plot of this movie sounds like the prequels.

Kylos motivation has been overly explained at this point,him and Luke are the only characters who have there actions/status quo explained

>Yo
>How could BASED Diz fuark up mah cartoon flick?

Back to Sup Forumsumblr, cuck.

Is that superman scene with Leia her death scene? Can someone spoil it a bit more precisely?

This is the only reason I'll ever need to hate this movie and the fucks who made it:

Luke Skywalker, the same man who at his most desperate, fearful, and angry, found it in his heart to remember Yoda's teachings about the Jedi and the Dark Side, and show his father compassion, believing that there was still good in him, was willing to die to prove it.

Disney takes this same man, and has him actually considering killing his own nephew in his sleep.

Fuck Disney now and forever.

>Star Wars no longer belongs to the social fringes of society, the normies have made it their own,
Star wars was always 100% normie

They will explain later

Reviews are out and confirming the leaks, mouseshit.

there's nothing charming about some shitty cheaply made clump of fiber, plastic and rubber with a hand up its arse

>How the FUCK is this scoring 96% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Because of the Marvel quips and SJW bullshit. That's all the soyboy reviewers care about these days

>Puppets have a charm that lasts forever

Even Hammill said he didn't agree with the role they gave Luke in this movies.

this could've been a fine puppet if the work on the feathers wasn't so fucking pathetic. it looks like a child half-assedly glued a clump of them on there and ruffled them up.

The projection stuff is the only that makes me curious and may be interesting, since is a new power and a new concept. Also, Luke disappearing like Obi Wan could be a good homage.

Unfortunately, the rest should be so awfull that it drags everything with it...

I agree, literally looks like jew jew just told the prop master to hot glue some crow feathers onto the prop.

>How the FUCK is this scoring 96% on Rotten Tomatoes?
Because total le mega nerds can't shit on Star Wars.

FUCK YOU