Hey Olivia, you see that user guy right there ?

>Hey Olivia, you see that user guy right there ?

A-are you guys talking about me again?

>implying based Goose would say anything negative behind someone’s back

Olivia Wilde is overrated when it comes to looks.

That's a pretty inferior Olivia you got there senpai

>Olivia, see that guy? I saw his penis its fucking tiny like a micropenis, he cums in like 10 seconds too hahaha

i would literally eat the ass

>Yeah ?
>He's kinda shy but he's a great guy, he's been alone all night so I think we should try to help him have a good time, alright ?
>Sure !

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Das it mane.

>Haha, you're so funny user !
>Yeah, your girlfriend's a lucky girl !

What ass?

"hey olivia did you know i'm an embarrassing reddit sell out"

What a whore. She ought to be ashamed of herself.

that's how i imagine the goose

no bully

She's underrated when it comes to feets though

based goose

>hahaha and then, hahaha, hehehe, and then, I said fart lmaooooo
>y-yeah that's real funny ryan

>so ryan said you're a great guy! :)
>immediately start vomiting
>*later*
>"sorry Ryan...I just can't talk to women."
>"It's okay man, don't worry about it. We all have our problems. "

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Your waifu a shit

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She said literally nothing wrong.

hey Olivia, remember that time when you had a career? Tron was it?

Get back in the kitchen.

I'd go wilde on her pusy.

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>tfw no digital wilde gf

why are bobcuts so nice