Lump of rice with a piece of raw fish slapped on top

>lump of rice with a piece of raw fish slapped on top
>300 hundred dorra baka gaijin, you pay now!

Bravo Jiro

yes yes, very impressive jiro

HOWEVER...

Oh wow another Jiro thread...inb4 300 replies

We only care about star wars now

Is this the gastronomical equivalent to someone emptying a can of paint on an empty white canvas and people calling it "advanced modern art" and shit

>Numale wars

That is some knife control

No, that would be this jackass

What is this ebin meme doing on my Super Soywars board?

Looks good, desu

Itt smelly dumb burger munching soda drinking cousin fucking trailer living mouth full of food talking hillbilly rednecks with zero understanding for cuisine

...

truth

this
documentary came out 6 years ago lmao, babbies first documentary i guess.

Makes sense that the kind of people who'd pay for such a dining experience never had to crack their own eggs before.

Time for manly man's first documentary

Keep fighting for daki marriage rights

*outskills you*

Based Jiro jewing every amerimutt who fell for the stupid documentary

Is the chinky loli from Star Trek really his daughter or was she hired for a role?

>skill

Lmao just squeeze and move slightly...yeah real skillful

Nothing compared to what Jiro-sama goes through.

He makes 3k every half an hour his restaurant is open, Lmao at the poorboys trying to ridicule. He perfected his craft, lives doing what he loves and is loaded

This might be the most pretentious fucking faggot video I have ever seen

He'll never be better than a machine

>fly to expensive Tokyo and pay thousands of dollars in a average hotel
>reserve 2 months in advance a 700 dollar meal
>it's 20 minutes and you have to shove everything fast because they kick you out
>they don't even look at you if you're not japanese
>dessert is literally a piece of melon
>it gives you diarrhoea
B R A V O

...

But only the poorest eat machine made food.

o rly?

Kek poor crab but yeah only the shittiest food is made by machines

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>the shittiest food is made by machines

Challenge accepted

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Yeah but he's Japanese and his dad got fucked in the ass by American GIs soooooooooo..........

im not sure what to make of this brehs

who would even eat that many vienettas?

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Why do Jews love recommending this guy to every celebrity?

>who would even eat that many vienettas?

Kerry Katona

...

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I can hear the crabbos screaming in pain from here

What a fucking hack

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>no shots of him cutting while the balloon is on the nails

>And in the end, I finally succeeded at threading some ginger through a pin hole

Based aunt myrna

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That's some pointless shit right there. There's no 'use' for his skill. You can actually tell the drastic difference between regular sushi and Hiros

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worst new meme

worst new meme

Fucking kek I can only imagine what they do to chickens and shit. We don't deserve animals but damn they tasty

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wow he can knit me a vegetable sweater blindfolded what a marketable skill

I don't get this? Did he have crazy rules at the restaurant at something? What masochist would ever indulge in such a thing?

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I hate japs chinks and gooks so much.

This.

>what are manners

gooks are much worse. Use scissors for absolutely everything in the kitchen

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go astroturf on reddit

this desu senpai

I legit can't tell if this is a joke or real

This is so fucking pretentious it's nauseating.

>watch this
>expect it to be absolutely delicious looking when its cut open
>nope, looks as shit as you'd expect it to be

aren't these crabs dead? I don't even see a twitch, and even freshly-killed crabs twitch
I'm more surprised that nips aren't butchering live crabs

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I saw a feature on this "chef", looks like quite the successful little bullshit artist. He had the interviewer eat some of his dogshit covered weeds or whatever and was keeping constant eye contact, just daring the guy to call him out on his nonsense

>Use scissors
I also noticed that alot when I dated a Korean girl and went over to her parents house. Is that like a cultural thing or something?

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You can't eat dead crabs unless you flash freeze them

I don't have it but there's a great clip of him saying tortillas are unfairly treated because oince you understand them they are the ultimate food. Because they can combine many unrelated ingredients into a single meal

He's basically describing a sandwich, specifically a BLT. But he's so enthusiastic and convincing in his superiority, you almost fall for his bullshit. It's incredible.

Yeah, but I have no idea why

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this man has mastered the jewish cooking arts

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das fake

Is good to talk to you becows you strong of fight, say 'Fucks!' and do good with strongs. Dont even take a shit if you dont have to! Sometime a people take shit cause to be friend with you, I dont like that, I fight hard style, and so I like you. Any kid I see, I tell, no no dont take a shits for anyone, only GIVE shits, and see futures in balls. Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.

It's more efficient

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>also what I learned while derailing; this thread is literally the same three people replying to each other constantly lol what are u guys fucking faggots or something

I admire his creativity.

Guessing this tastes like shit

the person who has never cracked an egg is exactly the kind of retarded faggot i would expect to eat there

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Back in the day sushi cutting was proof of your skill with a blade. People saw you cut fish like a pro and would not fight you sword to sword.

But now that we have guns, sushi is as relevant as brewing mead. Who gives a fuck

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Barbecue > Sushi

You could probably buy like 10 of these meals for the price of jiro's raw fish.

Jesus fucking christ, did they dip that meat in fucking graphite?

>there are four jiro threads up right now
>mods bootyblasted about brainlets

>gaijin food

No thanks

That's the smoke.
Korean BBQ is pretty good too.

that's a good thing user

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Made in trustable American Soil.

Yeah but how the fuck does it effect anything at all ? It will look the same as if any other chef cut it. Maybe if japs focused on taste instead of this shit their national food wouldnt be a piece of raw fish over rice.

>Roastie sandwich