Jeremy Jahns Star Wars Review - No Score

>for the first time since he's started he gave no score review

>says he need to rewatch it

Kek Disney got to him

Film is utter trash and fans in utter denial

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Ridiculous.

Literally who

he has giving no score to a couple movies before user

who?

Jesus christ. The absolute state of fanboys.

I grew up with star wars

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He didn't rate one of the Twilight movies.

>this is a 40 year old adult male

I’m getting TPM vibes from these early reactions. I think this movie is going to be hated even more than The Force Awakens once the hype dies down

People have been calling him a shill and pleb for so long that he finally cracked. He gave Thor: Ragnarok the same score as Justice League because he really got assblasted by everyone calling him the plebbit reviewer.

wtf i love jeremy jahns now

Stuckmann or whatever

>born 5 years after VI
>grew up with Star Wars

A year after V the hype went down and then the whole Ewok/VI clusterfuck solidified the cringy ending.

Nah, I'm thinking it'll be similar to man of steel reactions.

>Jahns
>the easiest man to please, all he wants is a good time
>DOESNT GIVE A SCORE

the absolute fucking state of Star Wars, holy shit.

both those movies were bad. But for different reasons

you can see the pain in his eyes.

Jermey is a pretty easy guy to make happy. He gives high scores to anything normie-approved. The fact that he apparently is conflicted is a bad sign.

The movie is 93% fresh. Face it, Sup Forums. You lost. It's all over.

Chris can be decent when reviewing movies but when he shills he goes into FULL SHILLING MODE
Top of my head, watch his:
-Mad Max Fury Road review
-The Book of Henry review and his Colin Trevorsomething interview

Jeremy being conflicted either means it's too kino for him to understand or it's utter shit that won't even please normies.

Jeremy can recognize kino, its just whether or not its enjoyable (fun) to watch is what make it or breaks it for him.

how is he 40? he looks way younger, mike is 37 and looks older

But JL is objectively worse.

>Jeremy can recognize kino
He hated Dunkirk.

WTF I love Jeremy now

Early reviews of Episode 1 were good.

He also refused to rate this, calling it boring but knowing people would hate him if he gave it less than his highest score.

He called Drive pretentious.

>the soylent grin
>the dead inside smirk

Who cares what the plebest youtube critic thinks lol. It has a score of 93% on rotten tomatoes and a metacritic score of 8.5

that Star Wars cape he wore in Rehash Awakens was so fucking autistic

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>carrie fisher was a childhood hero of mine
so was every other character in every movie ever you ugly retard

So you admit that he's good at his job then

Not really. they are both probably 6/10 flicks.

>metacritic 8.4
but that's shit?

I have the higher ground

The movie also hasn't been released yet

Jahns enjoys anything remotely entertaining. This is a bad sign. Stuckmann giving a film like Star Wars an A- is equally bad.

>nintendo tattoo
fucking kek

Why are they posing with fake lightsabers like they're badass?

All this dude requires is a "good time".
If he didn't easily have a "good time" with this movie then I guess Sup Forums was right.

I'll wait for Movie Bob, RLM and BASED ROB AGER

Jahns is a complete normie no better than stuckmann

>fucking jahns doesn’t give a rating
(Pic related is part of the leaked script by the way)

So if they have to be fast as soon as the embargo is over does that mean that people living in the east have the advantage?

>Movie Bob

Post a link?

RLM is going to love it.

I have no idea who the first and last people are. I only know who RLM are because they get shilled on here and loved TFA.

Literally destroyed capeshit for over 3 hours

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Ager destroyed the little redditors here who thought blade runner was good and now they've left because of him
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Ager destroyed the little redditors here who thought blade runner was good and now they've left because of him
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I played the video at a random point and the first thing I heard is him whining that Superman doesn't save black people from racist cops or women harassed by bad government.
NEVER AGAIN.

>Soygrin

That wasn't even a review. It was just him bitching that it didn't take from the book

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TELL ME ABOUT CHRIS

WHY DOE HE MAKE THE NUMALE FACE?

Chris gves the most surface level movie reviews imaginable.

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Thht Laal Jej

>when they go off on their mission, you can leave the theatre to take a piss
Kek

I really hope not.

If you need fucking Stockholm Syndrome to like a movie then it's shit.

He just doesn't wanna piss of le total super nerd fanboys or Disney so he's going to see it a second time to try and convince himself that it's soooooo good, he just needed an extra viewing to take in all the vistas.

He has given no scores before. I remember dunkirk because people lost their shit here when he did it

DJ: S-S-Sorry, I just couldn't help but overhear all the stuff that you were saying really loudly while I was trying to sleep.
Literally who ok'd this? How did this happen?

>says he need to rewatch it
Literally what fanboys said about Phantom Menace on release day. The denial begins.

...

>Thumbnail
>Poses with Lightsaber toy
>With a sheet to give himself a cape
Okay, so am I going senile? I don't remember capes being a thing associated with Jedi.
Only force user outside of EU I can remember wearing a cape was Darth Vader.

this

Oh fuck that script really is real

JFC lol

>movie review
>no score
Ok? What the fuck is the point of the video then?

Master Yoda.


Young Skywalker.


I'm ending all of this.


The tree, the text, the Jedi.


I'm gonna burn it down.


Hmm.


(LAUGHING)


Ah, Skywalker.


Missed you, have I.


(GRUNTS)


So it is time


for the Jedi Order to end.


Time it is.


Hmm.


For you to look past
a pile of old books, hmm?


The sacred Jedi texts.


Oh. Read them, have you?


-Well, I...
-Page-turners


they were not.


Yes, yes, yes.


Wisdom they held,


but that library contained
nothing that the girl Rey


does not already possess.


Skywalker,

Still looking to the horizon.

I'm not making any judgements on a film I haven't seen, but Jahns is a terrible critic.
This is a paid movie reviewer who thought BR2049 was disappointing but Suicide Squad was great.

>The biggest MCU/Disney cocksucker has mild opinions about SW

Fucking kek, it's over. The fanbase will be a minefield.

Wars are won by beating the enemy in combat, seizing their centers of production, and forcing the political leadership to capitulate.

>TFW Rose never studied the history of her own galaxy.

The prank phone call is in it too, and crystal critters.

It's true, all of it.

>Books full of arcane knowledge
>"THEY'RE NOT PAGE TURNERS LOL, NOW I'LL DESTROY THEM"
Star Wars is saved!

Yeah, fuck all that history and the memory of Jedi who sacrificed for the good of all!

Jesus fuck.

go to bed Robbie Boy

And hearing the lamentations of their women

Its the Justin Trudeau school of military strategy

Crystal foxes were in the trailers

It's a Star Wars blanket he had as a kid and wears for his Star Wars reviews to show how much he appreciates the series, starting from when he was a kid.

The fact that he doesn't wear it in the review should speak volumes as to how disappointed he is.

That, too. Taking them home as war waifus is optional.

Rich said on PreRec that he doesn't give a shit and if he watches it, it's only because he needs to for HitB.

>If you kill yourself, you win.
Holy shit, user! You're right!

OH MY GOD

WHY WHY WHY

"Crystal critters" wasn't said in the trailers, the review says verbatim what's in the dubs.

I'm not watching that vid, why doesn't he like it?

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Ah alright, I guess that makes more sense then.

Holy shit. This movie is something else...

JEREMY!

i don't know who jeremy is. what were the other movies?

>but that library contained
>nothing that the girl Rey
>does not already possess.

subtle.

...

MaRey Sue

MUH FEMINISM!

>reviews need a score
You're joking, right?

Bbfc slip mentions three swears: bloody, bastard, ass. Exactly one instace of each in the subs. Ass is of course said by Finn.
>big-ass door
>mfw now there will have to be a Canon article on wookiepedia concerning "ass", accompanying Legends of "breasts", "chair" and "sex".