How you holdin’ up Sup Forums after reading all of the Star Wars spoilers?

How you holdin’ up Sup Forums after reading all of the Star Wars spoilers?

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We are the spark.

Smug, because I never got into that trash anyway.

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>caring about numale wars

I can't believe the ewoks joined snorkel and killed luke.

Angry, depressed. I cancelled all my plans tonight.

As someone who has never seen nu-Wars I think VIII sounds just fucking terrible

This, Star Wars is Dune for retards

>implying you had any

Hey on the bright side Kylo might fuck Rey in the next movie

Meh, a bit sad desu. I'm completely over star wars after TFA but it's like a bad memory that people keep reminding me about.

I care less and less about spoilers over the years. But it's kind of saddening.

Quite good, considering i am not a soyfaggot who cares about new SW like you.

Haven't watched anything Star Wars since the cinematic abortion that was Episode 2.

I'm pretty shaken... christmas is ruined.
In all seriousness I don't even give a FUCK about Star Wars or really anything anymore.
I guess this phase 4 of operation destroy the west: turn everyone into an apathetic husk who only live for their addictions, and nothing more.

“Destroy the west” you MAGAtard incels are something else

god I want to FUCK galko

honestly what future do you think is going to come from your communist think thank?
you want everyone to either be a nigger loving freak or a homo meaning less children and the children that are born are ugly mutt breeds who will most likely grow up without a father.
and now you're destroying all media in a "scorch the earth" policy because the drones didn't vote how you wanted them to in the last election.
no body cares about each other anymore, people who used to be nice and have either turned mean spirited or dropped out of society altogether and it's gettin worse and worse everyday as everyone is reverted back to their primal stages of "smash ugly head open with rock"
Why the fuck do you think so many police are killing people? because everyone is out of fucking control and need a 9mm spanking.

Anger at first
Then sadness
Now just pain

At least the memes will be worth it maybe.
It's sad that the best film for star wars fans since episode 3 released will remain GotG.
Maybe GotG3 will be good... probably not but it's something to put my hope in

Nice

>Dune
Holy shit! I forgot that was happening
BASED Villeneuve will deliver Dune-kino and Star Wars will die a slow painful death as a fuck you to disney

By having an headcanon that i consider as the actual canon.
I'm doing the same thing with Jurassic Park and Alien.

I exclude movie I dislike from the canon.

you arent Sup Forums faggot

If even half of the leaks that have been coming out today are remotely true, I will be even more astounded at how much of a misstep this film appears to be. Genuinely amazed at how badly a film written by an exec board can fuck up.

Im in heaven, can't wait to see it in 2 days

Is it sad that literally the only thing I care about now is Kylo sliding his dick into Rey? I could care less about any of the characters or storyline at this point. I probably will not see either ep 8 or 9 in theaters. I just want him to fuck the shit out of her and hopefully conceive a child. This is what you've done, Disney.

Can't wait to see how Reddit spins the next chapter of this trainwreck into something positive

The saddest thing is that you actually still care about these " Characters" in some way.

t. going through his quarter life crisis

Dune was pretty disappointing. I'd rather see a Foundation adaptation

Nigga I'm almost 40. If I'm going through a quarter life crisis then something seriously got fucked up.

>77
>Star Wars was released in 1977
>66
>Execute Order 66
>The Phantom Menace was released in 1999
Check fuck Star Wars
I saw the original at the drive in when I was 5 and now it's dead ;_;
Legit sad

>midlife crisis
Whatever. No wonder you're so depressed. Get a fucking job loser.

They fucking killed Luke off lmao

LUCAS ARTS HQ, FEBRUARY 2016
>TLJ didn't quite become the highest-grossing film of all time, but second best baby! But for some reason fans don't seem too keen on Rey, Finn and Poe
>Oh no? How can that be? How can a film so popular not have people loving its heroes?
>Well apparently everyone's all Jonesed about this "Luke Skywalker" dude
>The old guy from the end of tfa? Really?
>Yeah, people are really excited to see him in ep8
>Oh, balls... Hey Rian
>what's up?
>Can you like kill Luke?
>Err... I suppose... Yeah, I'll give him this epic death scene where he sacrifices himself for the resistance and goes down as a hero!
>No no no. Kill him AND his character. Basically make people stop liking him so that they like Rey
>Err... okay... shall I just have him die off-screen?
>fans might not like that. Have him die like Obi-Wan but... less... if that makes sense
>w-will they like that?
>sure, we'll remind them what a shit hero Luke is so that they enjoy watching him die

>current year
>not yearning for a film adaptation of Footfall

>he thinks because I'm on Sup Forums I don't have a job
Nigger I'm getting paid to write this post.
What's your excuse?

I don't care, but "muh dick". I hated episode 7 as a movie but I just wanted to see him fuck her senseless. I still don't care, I'll watch better movies and jack off to real porn. But I'd still love to see Kylo get up in that scavenger ass and talk down to her like the little sandy vagina slut she is, I would buy a ticket for that movie.

I watched like 20 minutes of that in college for the first time in like a decade. My god...it was like suicide squad bad. Like Dark Shadows fucking bad.

I'm kinda shocked at the Mouse's incompetence in coming with something interesting from the SW license.

I can't belive Reylo is the only relevant thing out of this new trilogy.

Lets face it this film is going to make a retarded amount of money regardless of how bad it is. That being said
>no redemption arc for Kylo
>no fall to the dark side arc for Rey
I'm almost inclined to agree with but I don't actually give that much of a shit about Star Wars. I'm just genuinely baffled at how much of a blunder the film appears to be, box office notwithstanding

So how long before some autist rips all the models from Battlefront 2 and we get a cgi fan-made Thrawn trilogy?

Not well. It's like having your best friend get addicted to drugs in 1999, eek out a miserable existence and then finally dieing in a pathetic manner today.

Fuck the Mouse and double fuck Kathleen.

Pretty sad to be honest, not gonna lie. I told myself I don't care about anything the future holds for the franchise after seeing TFA, but looking over the leaks still upsets me to a degree, and I hate myself for getting upset over some consumerist shit, but maybe this is how people who saw it in the 70's thought after seeing TPM.

>implying Disney won't buy the rights to Dune first

It's the same for me. I hate this movie already but I'm still obsessed with Reylo.

Star Wars is over. It's finished.

Oh well. I'll always enjoy the originals and even the prequels for their flaws.

>implying that that would be a bad thing at this point
I've never given even the slightest shit about any of the EU stuff from Star Wars, but having seen so many bits and pieces of it getting posted over the last couple of days it almost seems worth getting into tbqhwy

Shills confirmed.

...I get a very bad Twilight vibe from this.

Do you think the soundtrack from John Williams will be bad too in this movie?

>Summer 2018
>Villeneuve has just finished principal photography
>reshoots scheduled for a month later to touch anything needed up
>Suddenly announced that Disney has bought the rights and Villeneuve's Dune will be released by Disney
>two weeks later, for mysterious reasons Villeneuve announces that he has had to leave the project to aid to his sick [insert family member]
>JJ Abrams announced to direct reshoots
>reshoots last two months
>first trailer shows that Lady Jessica is clearly the film's protagonist now
>Paul is an idiot jokester
>mfw

Do it. The EU is 1000x better than what Disney gave us. I highly recommend the Thrawn Trilogy as a starting point. It's the sequel trilogy we should've got.

It will be an alright score that's used terribly such that no one remembers it was even there

That’s what sucks
OT and PT really had some nice tunes

Duly noted friendo, might look into it
In the meantime I'm just stuck feeling like . I can't quite understand how such a big movie event seems to have produced such a piece of shit. Its like being aware of something that others are really looking forward to, only to find out that it was a massive let-down and getting second hand disappointment

There's a lot of shit to be honest, but you can't really go wrong with the following
>Thrawn trilogy
>Courtship of Princess Leia, or whatever the one is that deals with the Happan royaty and Dathomir witches
>Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina
>Tales from Jabba's Palace
>Outbound Flight
>Darth Plagueis
>both Clone Wars shows by Genndy and Filoni

There's also the Legacy comic series which is set over 100 years after the OT and deals with the great grandson of Luke. It's kind of neat, but not amazing or anything.

Don't forget the extra diversity. All of the families are now PoC except for the Harkonnens.

I audibly said fuck you while reading about the fucking kylo and rey force communication shipping bullshit. Fuck JJ and his fanfiction

>nobody cares about each other anymore
>i support shooting everyone i disagree with and saying the n word

thanks Gandhi, we can learn a thing or two from you

>cgi used to darken everyone's skin tone so that they don't have to refilm the entire film

Literally shaking.

It's dumb as hell and I can't stop laughing.

Everyone knows he Imperial March, it's a cultural icon.
And I enjoy Anakin's betrayal from Ep III, it's a beautiful piece of music.

You just know they'll make Baron Harkonnen look and act as much as possible like Trump.

I don't give a shit if it's bad. I just want more John Williams music even if it's TFA quality.

It's not happening. Kylie will die in IX and the Skywalker bloodline will be extinguished, having amounted to nothing.

Rinn's gonna happen, though. That will be the family future Star Wars films will follow.

Glad to see this might literally kill mouse wars.

>caring about the new star wars series
>not realising it's shit from the get go when the rights went to disney and they announced the actor for the first of the movies
This.

Well enough to realize just how badly overrun with whiny, easily-triggered little bitches this place has become.

Duel of fates

after what he did to br2049 i dont trust him with dune

Between the Leia and Holdo and Luke shit, I'm finally starting to believe that this really is feminist propaganda garbage.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you

i mean harkonnen was one of trumps main inspirations so it makes sense

>not realising episode V was the last good star wars movie and the EU is the worst crime humanity has ever comitted

No, the Young Solo will do that.

ROTJ and ROTS were good as well, and some EU material is better than ESB.

Is there a precise moment in the franchise's history we can point to and say "There. That's when it became about the toys rather than the autism"?

Star Wars is dead to me. I will never in a million fucking years consider any of this canon. Star Wars ended with Return of the Jedi.

At least I still have Dune, 40k, and The Orville to placate my sci-first needs.

>after what he did to br2049 I don't trust him with dune
Make a near perfect sequel and the best Sci Fi movie of the last decade?

>near perfect
>best
what did he mean by this

`>the clusterfuck that is rotj being good
nice one

Jango Fett

not great

>ewoks

The special edition trilogy. I had it in vhs. I saw it in the theater. Everything was fine up until then. Those were bad times for Star Wars, but it got much much worse. FAR worse with the release of episode 1. And all the Taco Bell and Pepsi cross promotions.

But Lucas fucked up by approving a design that was fucking terrifying instead of cute and cuddly. Seriously, what was he thinking? Just look at that furry little rape machine.

ewoks always scared me as a kid, I never thought they were cute

I'm completely over star wars after TFA but it's like a bad memory that people keep reminding me about.
Lot felt similar after the prequels. But at least they had the EU to cling onto at the time.

Now we don't even have that.

>furry little rape machines
muh dick

actually great
I got everything I wanted, now just a job and a girlfirend

Does anyone that isn't trying to be one of those hip geeks that watch marvel and star wars care about this movie?

Luke's going to come back, right?

They're out? Can someone share?

literally SHAKING. Fucking kill me.

>soulless, unblinking eyes
>hideous pig nose
>giant buck teeth
>mouth like Leatherface
There's a reason the Ewoks weren't popular with kids (they were hideous/scary). Disney understood that when they created the Porgs.

Intrigued. I'm curious to see how it plays out on screen. I am a little disappointed that there's so much humor in it,

Why isn't there a badass ewok bounty hunter in nuWars? Surely that would move some action figures.

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