Sir, your gourmet grilled cheese and tater tots are ready. Enjoy the movie!

>Sir, your gourmet grilled cheese and tater tots are ready. Enjoy the movie!

T-thanks Robert?

That looks pretty gouda.

Do American adults really eat this?

One carrot coming right up.

>all those carbs

tatertots?

i wanted a cup of tomato soup to dip my sandwich in...

take it back and get it right.

Thank you Robert, but I'm afraid this order is not complete without an especially buttery Chardonnay

You call that grilled cheese?
My man Favreau would like to have a word with you.

The HPV burger

fuck off roastie

>he doesn't get a minimum 60% of his calories from carbs
Sedentary, unathletic, DYEL detected.

I would beat him half to death if he tried to serve me that.

I get a wicked craving for grilled cheese and bowl of tomato soup a few times a year, and there's literally nothing wrong with tots.

pancakes are disgusting that looks disgusting you are digusting

Here's your ice cream, sir. Enjoy

W-why do those pancakes look so lewd?

>this sweetie is scared of carbs
How pathetic

what the fuck? pancakes get like exponentially worse the thicker they are...literally why?

they're tits

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That actually looks good

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>love food
>food
remember, they hate your freedoms

Wrong. If you want thin, eat crepes.

looks like a hassle to eat

Why do fat people love tater tots so much?

No, I do not. I am fucking white, cis, hetero, american male.
I grew up with grilled cheese because my mother loves it, but I cannot stand it. I also do not like tomato soup that much either. I really like thai food, so I cook that a lot

I love Big Macs but I couldn't even watch that til the end.

traditional deep dish pizza is the best american food by far

>no meat

get this shit out of here

>red sauce with a sandwich

probably cause americans are retards

Not gonna lie, user, but that looks pretty tasty. I'd have a side of salsa instead of ketchup though.

>that's for the tots
>never had ketchup on a hamburger or hot dog or cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich

No, that would be spaghetti sandwiches.

It's all in the maple syrup.
I get turned on from drizzling maple syrup onto thick pancakes.

stay jelly

that's some ugly ass cheese tbqh

>gourmet grilled cheese
you better be kidding me

Absolutely disgusting

>these bakas dont take their cakes off the pan only half cooked

Here's your the last Jedi combo platter sir:
1 deep fried dog dick
1 side of niggers cum dipping sauce
1 bottle of old grand dad whiskey
1 glow in the dark mini lightsaber I shove straight up your ass
1 razor blade to cut your wrists in the bathroom
Aaaaaaand 1 kick in the balls.
Enjoy sir.

more like fridgecakes

>pancake
To be fair, that looks like a legit cake

Aged cheese, like sharp Cheddar isn't a good cheese to melt, just gets really waxy and greasy. Mild cheddar is a better choice.

They dont if you use the right mix. Those are asian style and are quite yummy and consistent throughout

no you wouldn't fag

I like what you did there,bro!

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Food?
Yes we do.
Enjoy eating our discarded electronics and tires.

rate my IHOP meal from a few weeks ago

Yes he would.

HNNNNNNNNG I want ihop so bad now

rate my midnight snack

yeah it was pretty damn tasty. but /ck/ roasted me for eating there.

relish is the only sauce you should have in a sandwich

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Kino

I ordered the fucking crab legs tyrone

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>buttery Chardonnay
I see what you did there

Is that rye bread?
Do you also eat shit fresh from public toilets?

Waffles > pancakes

Bullshit. You can't make a reuben without russian dressing.

Excellent, thanks Robert. Will go great with my 'go 'za. Want a slice?

That's CLEARLY a marble rye, you fucking philistine.

fuck off pleb Meat Mountain is amazing.

Detroit here, can confirm we have the best deep dish inb4 crime/black shit. Chicago plebs fuck off.

Yes and they stink out the cinema with it, then wipe their greasy fat sausage fingers all over the seats, before complaining about the 'noisy blacks'. I see it all too often.

Is this a joke?
That's not a snack for midnight, that's a daytime snack for sunny hours
No rain hours
Not overcast hours
Sunny days only!

Would eat. Rate mine.

This triggers "people" who will never be men.

the smell of onions cooking is one of my favorite things

>tomato cheesecake
That's not a pizza.

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Looks unironically good desu.

what the h*ck is that

>tfw cooking up a feast

I miss Roy Roger's fried chicken

Looks more disgusting than it actually is, not all carrots are orange.

if u bring food in a theater u r scum that should be gassed

Looks like pic related, by far the most kino cheesy pasta

They had to add a new mental disorder the DSM V (the manual of American mental illnesses) called “selective eating” where people will only eat tendies, French fries, cheese pizza, macaroni and cheese, etc.
I know people in their twenties who unironically claim they “don’t like vegetables”
My parents neighbor is a multimillionaire property developer and eats only sausage biscuits and chicken pastas (red or white sauce, no vegetables including onions or garlic)
We are a sick people.

Thanks mommy

wtf okay so you mean specifically japanese-style pancakes.

i never knew.