>can only win an Olympic race by tempting the competition into using doping
Were the Gauls, dare I say, the Jews of the Ancient World?
>can only win an Olympic race by tempting the competition into using doping
Were the Gauls, dare I say, the Jews of the Ancient World?
I dunno, you should storytime it so I can form a better opinion
No, the Jews were the Jews of the Ancient World
>Hating on Gauls
Filthy butthurt Roman detected
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No, these comics did feature actual Jews acting like Jews at least a couple of times.
No, Asterix and Obelix visited Jerusalem to hang out with the actual jews.
>45 BC
>hating on Romans
Spero ego graviter facere hominibus.
Nah. The Gauls where just what the Roman's called all the barbarian tribes north of Latium.
Avi! True to Caesar.
dogmatix a best
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Basically:
>some dude from the camps near Asterix's village is selected to go to the Olympic games
>Asterix decides to go too, through some machinations that prove they are Romans (only romans and greeks could go to the games)
>the roman dude gets demoralized and now only sweeps dust
>the MALE people from the village go to Greece (in chains) to support Asterix and Obelix
>encounter with Pirates
>they visit Athens, and Agecanonix tries to cheat on his hot wife
>tons of references to magic potion being used to win the games
>the Greek organizes outlaw the potion (fairly)
>Asterix stats training one day before the games start
>he is somehow defeated by Spartans in a fair race
>the Greeks weep the palms
>they decide to make a special race for the romans to win anything
>Asterix and Panoramix trick the Romans into drinking the magic potion
>they win the race
>they are all disquallified for doping
>Asterix wins the palm
Who is Dogmatix?
Cute pupper.
But that is Ideafix
kek
(((coincidences))) mount, my fella
my nigga
Oy gevalt!
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(((spoopy boogeyman)))
(((things or person i dont like)))
Is the resemblance between these two a coincidence?
most likely
Are you, dare I say, retarded?
The jews may have something to do with it.
made me laugh more than it should