Can only win an Olympic race by tempting the competition into using doping

>can only win an Olympic race by tempting the competition into using doping

Were the Gauls, dare I say, the Jews of the Ancient World?

I dunno, you should storytime it so I can form a better opinion

No, the Jews were the Jews of the Ancient World

>Hating on Gauls
Filthy butthurt Roman detected

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No, these comics did feature actual Jews acting like Jews at least a couple of times.

No, Asterix and Obelix visited Jerusalem to hang out with the actual jews.

>45 BC
>hating on Romans
Spero ego graviter facere hominibus.

Nah. The Gauls where just what the Roman's called all the barbarian tribes north of Latium.

Avi! True to Caesar.

dogmatix a best

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Basically:
>some dude from the camps near Asterix's village is selected to go to the Olympic games
>Asterix decides to go too, through some machinations that prove they are Romans (only romans and greeks could go to the games)
>the roman dude gets demoralized and now only sweeps dust
>the MALE people from the village go to Greece (in chains) to support Asterix and Obelix
>encounter with Pirates
>they visit Athens, and Agecanonix tries to cheat on his hot wife
>tons of references to magic potion being used to win the games
>the Greek organizes outlaw the potion (fairly)
>Asterix stats training one day before the games start
>he is somehow defeated by Spartans in a fair race
>the Greeks weep the palms
>they decide to make a special race for the romans to win anything
>Asterix and Panoramix trick the Romans into drinking the magic potion
>they win the race
>they are all disquallified for doping
>Asterix wins the palm

Who is Dogmatix?

Cute pupper.

But that is Ideafix

kek

(((coincidences))) mount, my fella

my nigga

Oy gevalt!

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(((spoopy boogeyman)))
(((things or person i dont like)))

Is the resemblance between these two a coincidence?

most likely

Are you, dare I say, retarded?

The jews may have something to do with it.

made me laugh more than it should