/iwg/ - Infinity War general

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What are your fears, predictions, and worries?

I hope it ends on Thanos getting all the stones, and the next film he's a god.
There really is no way the Avengers will win, if the gauntlet is as powerful as they've hyped it up to be.

I hope its fun

I want 3 hours of quips.

a trillion dollar sfx budget and the main bad guy looks like a turd made out of play doh

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I hope they have the balls to end it with this

I hope they have the balls to have Thanos kill some of the Avengers and ending with him victorious but then having to leave Earth for the final stone so the remnants of heroes can come together for the next movie.

Forgive me if im wrong, but didnt they show him at the end of the first avengers or something? I remember him looking way cooler

i cant remember two weeks ago but i vaguely recall the dude not looking *this* terrible

>"Dance off, you and me, grapehead. Now, watch me quip, watch me meme, watch me quip quip, watch me meme!"

In the comics, he loses in the most retarded way possible. He literally becomes like Dormammu, a floating head in the sky, which leaves his physical body vulnerable for some reason. And then Nebula snatches the gauntlet off his physical body's arm, as if he isn't in full control of all time and space.

This would be amazing.

My biggest fear isn’t that any avenger will die
But if those idiots pull some bullshit in which they somehow revive them in part 2. Once they do that shit none of the movies will ever have any impact again

>"Oops, I tripped!"

This has to be the way IW2 ends or this entire multi-decade set-up was just pointless. They can't say it's any less retarded than how he actually loses.

Cap and Tony are definitely going to die since their contracts are up.

My prediction is this
>doom music begins
>Thanos threatens the Avengers
>music stops
>they'll reply with somthing witty
>cut
And that goes on for the whole movie

le eric memey quipfest

Hulk will die in the climax of the film to establish the threat Thanos represents

DUPERMAN SUCKS CABTIN AMERIMUTT IS THE BEST

I want Marvel to be brave enough to introduce Death herself, and reveal Thanos's entire motivation to be skeleton pussy

Problem is that Mistress Death would basically just be Hela 2.0 and they can't top Hela.

HOYYYYPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!l

Says fucking you. They're nowhere near the same character, or weight class for that matter. Death? She's the queen of not giving a shit. Have the universe gone with a finger snap, and she didnt even look in Thanos's direction. Cast Eva Green, make her the subtle nudge that helps the Avengers win (or at least make Thanos realize theres no point), and have her grant Steve that dance with Peggy so he can finally rest

Poor Thanos. He just wants his waifu to notice him, even if it means destroying the universe. Dare I see It, is he /our guy/?

>Eva Green as Death

Okay, my dick is interested.

And then he gets cucked by Silver Surfer of all people, the ultimate cuck.

I should also mention this has been floating around for some time, but I don't know its origin or if it was debunked

Translation:

Disney pajeet shill thread Membai Branch Edition.


Sage.

>"Miss Eva, this is a children's movie please put your clothes back on"
>"Miss Eva please we don't need you to get naked for this scene, or any scene at all!"
>"fuck it we'll just CG the costume to her

better than the billionth DCpajeet kino thread

>Heroes all defeated
>Thanos takes off gauntlet, sets it on throne and begins a long self-masturbatory soliloquy
>Injured Nebula reaches for it and he doesn't see
>"Not so fast!" says Spider-Man who suddenly reappears, throws her aside and puts on gauntlet
>throws a football out of fucking nowhere at Thanos and it hits him in the crotch, he falls over in agony
>"Guess I'm the king of the universe now!" Spider-Man takes off his mask, looks right at the camera and winks
>freeze frame, Smash Mouth's "All-star" begins playing and fade to black

Saw some user post this very thing. The whole movie could be shit, but a slow shot moving then focusing on him raising his hand followed by pic related would make the whole thing worth it. I'd pay 2-3 times the normal ticket price just to see this moment at the end of the first film.

I'm worried it will be cape shit and that Hollywood will never be good again.

jesus christ

Technically there's no solid proof Hela died at the end of Ragnarok. For all we know, she just went to Hel and at some point in IW Thanos gets her out then gets the rest of the stones to prove his love for her after she says playing prison break wasn't enough. Hela would be a fine substitution in this universe for Death.

> avengers losing decisively at end of movie
> suddenly Snake Eater theme comes on in the theater, the audience are visibly perplexed
> a squad of attack heli escorting a 70 foot tall mobile bipedal thermonuclear mech appear on the horizon of Wakanda.
> Thanos and the rest of the surviving avengers look up at one of the choppers in disbelief.
> We see someone who looks like Chris Evans with wind blowing in his beard, except he's wearing an eye patch and smoking a cigar.
> "S-Steve?" said Tony while laying amongst his ruined armor.
> "You shouldn't be alive!" shouts Thanos clutching his giant purple fist.
> The chopper lands, and Chris Evans walks towards Thanos flicking his cigar onto his chest. He looks directly towards the camera and stars it for a beat, then in a raspy voice he says:
> "Kept you waiting huh?"

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>Everyone is lying on the floor, defeated
>Thanos has his heel over Cap's head, pushing him into the dirt
>"Stones or not, I cannot be denied. Your death will-"
>Thanos is given pause, and releases his boot from Cap's face
>"Death. I had all but forgotten. No more Distractions."
>Thanos walks over to the final stone
>"No more searching"
>He places the stone into the gauntlet. Now complete
>"No more chaos"
>Thanos raises his hand. Every is either knocked out, dead, or struggling to move.
>Cap can only watch, muttering some sort of defiance that can't be heard
>"Only Death"
>SNAP

Can someone break down where all six stones are? I know the Mind Stone is with Vision, and the Tesaract is with Loki on Thor's ship, and the Ether was/is with The Collector. And I know the Nova Corps has the purple one.

Mind Stone is with Vision
Tessaract is with Loki on Thor's ship
The Ether was/is with The Collector
The Nova Corps has the purple one, the orb of Power
Dr. Strange has the Eye of Agamotto

The Soul Stone is the only one unaccounted for. But trailers and leaks have led to speculation that the Soul Stone is in Wakanda. Which means Earth has THREE of the stones now. It initially had only two, but Thanos fucked up by giving Loki the Mind Stone as a means to reclaim the rest.

Oh yeah, Loki had the mind stone in his scepter.

Why did Thanos give it to Loki? So Loki could conquer Earth? What was Thanos supposed to get out of that?

The Space Stone. Did you even watch Avengers user?

Yeah but it was so long ago. And in the Avengers they actually dont say Loki's scepter is the mind stone, or that Thanos gave it to him.

>fears
Age of Ultron tier dialogue. GotG getting too much screentime. Black Panther/Wakanda shit getting too much screentime. Doctor Strange getting too much screentime.

>predictions
Thanos completely stomping the entire Avengers roster, all at once.

>worries
That Thanos won't completely stomp the entire Avengers roster, all at once.

Being directed by the same guy behind Winter Soldier, pretty much the only non-shit/boring MCU film, so my hopes are above average. We'll see, I guess.

>Why did Thanos give it to Loki? So Loki could conquer Earth?

Pretty much that. Bear in mind that the Tesseract, along with the Eye and the Soul Stone were on Earth. Loki was supposed to gather all three stones with the army. As to why the Mind Stone, considering his acquisition of Hawkeye and an attempt at Tony, Thanos was literally giving Loki a means to boost his army with thralls.

>What was Thanos supposed to get out of that?

Assuming Loki had pulled it off, and the Avengers never came to be, Thanos gets three of the stones. He helps Loki gain Asgard but, in the process, gains access to Svartalfheim, where the Aether resides. All thats left is the Orb of Power, which was what Ronan was supposed to get (until he rebelled)

But of course, the Avengers formed and defeated Loki, Malekith got to the Ether first, Ronan betrayed Thanos.

Fear 5-minutes total of Rocket and Tony bantering together.
>Cue dozens of Buzzfeed-tier articles about how "We need a Rocket/Tony sitcom asap"

>entire Avengers roster, all at once

Based on the trailers, it seems like this movie will be a compilation of a bunch of different scenes. There will be a whole bunch of teams that won't really interact with each other at the same time.

>Infinity Wars ends with a universe reset with only a few actors remaining as their characters and the new universe focuses on other heroes or versions of heroes
Would you be okay with this?

>make her the subtle nudge that helps the Avengers win (or at least make Thanos realize theres no point), and have her grant Steve that dance with Peggy so he can finally rest

Not bad... not bad at all...

Shit that would be one helluva send-off for Steve.

......but I really dont want this to be the end of Evans Cap ;_;

Why is everyone assuming that when Adam Warlock shows up, he will be good or even benign? In this canon, he's being created by the Sovereign specifically to avenge a minor wrong perpetrated by a gang of space brigands. Why would this Schlock Mercenary-tier subplot end up well for Earth and the Avengers?

>m-muh good guy
He's going to show up, angrily beat the shit out of the Guardians, and then when Thanos comes for him (because he almost certainly will become the Soul Stone bearer) he'll probably flee into space.

You should include hopes, OP.

No

This is for Avengers 4. I want to see Cap being the last man standing, but beaten within an inch of death, and before Thanos delivers the final blow there's a vision of him dancing with Peggy and they talk for a while.

This is assuming Adam shows up at all. His involvement isnt anywhere near the same as the Infinity Gauntlet story, and they may just save him for GOTG 3. No one expects Silver Surfer to show up either

>casting hot actresses in the year of 2017

>No one expects Silver Surfer to show up either

Is Galactus tied up with the rights to Fantastic Four, or is Marvel free to use him? I could easily see IW's post credits scene being a brief shot of Galactus devouring a planet or something.

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Can we have a version with Thanos checking digits

is that the kid that hates sandcastles?

Thanos in the house

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Adam Warlock is confirmed to not be in either movie.

Galactus is tied to the Fantastic Four rights, but if rumours are to be believed Marvel will have FF and X-Men back within the week.

>not putting him in the full armor with helmet regalia
>but they still try to split the difference with some armor-lite design
>ends up looking kind of dumb

Should have stuck him with the outfit he wore in the comics when he was being a space hobo.

I fear thanos may turn out to be shit

I predict all the good guys are going to get btfo, but there will be a large victory on one front

i am worried with such a large scale and roster, the pacing will be a real challenge. things will have to get intense pretty fast

im worried the black order may job way too hard but i hope they are sufficiently deadly

i want as a minimum, 1 avenger dead or badly beaten for each black order member beaten

Cap dies in part 1. Tony dies in part 2.
Defeat of Thanos will bring distortion of time and space so old characters end up with new versions of MCU present heroes / new heroes for 100 movies to come. Including x-men if they get the rights back to it.

>no more DCEU pajeet threads
>only comfy MCU threads

No tears. Only dreams

They haven't shown the last stone in any movie yet have they? You're probably right, though only 2 stones are on earth.

Not two, three. Vision has the Mind Stone and Strange has the Eye of Agamotto. The third is speculated to be in Wakanda

This should happen midway through avengers 4

infinity war trailer is days away from getting 100m views

meanwhile the last jedi trailers can't even reach 50m views...pathetic

That's gonna leave the MCU in a pretty uncertain place.

Star Wars peaked with the original trilogy.

In contrast the MCU is still something new

What exactly is the significance of this. Is he calling for an intergalactic waiter or what.

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He kills half of the universe with one click of his fingers

I remain unimpressed. And he doesn't kill the Avengers because he needs a challenge, or what? This shit is stupider than Galactus as a concept.

Do you think the skeletons have a boner?

He does kill the Avengers, but Nebula steals the gauntlet and resets things.
It's lame.

Most of them die.

In the story, they don't even beat Thanos.

I can't wait to see based ass Thanos fuck up the avengefags for an entire movie, it will be truly fun to watch. After all these years of nonstop capeshit I am excited to watch them get fucked up for 2 hours. I know I'll miss it all when they're done after 2020 or whtever though.

That's a massssssive copout.
>Lel, this doesn't matter, lemme do that again.
It's like in star trek 2 (from the new ones), they cure fucking death. How can anything be a threat if you can just undo it?

>After all this years of capeshit I want to see this capeshit
They are going to milk this until thw tits dry off. We might be in for decades of children superhero franchises.

They will just bring in Legion at that point to 1 shot Thanos.

By the time infinity war 2 comes out. Legion will be in it's 5th season with David at full godly power.

It's the real reason Disney is buying Fox.

Tbh I've seen most of them bar a few, they're enjoyable at least but I've been sick of them. At least infinity war will be the big finale, I'm sick of this formula of introducing hero, give them 2 sequels, for like 6 different dudes including another squad all together.

He's killing half of all life in the universe, I believe.

When he snaps his fingers he murders half the universe if I remember correctly

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For me? It's Colin Quinn!

My prediction is that it will be capekino

In the comics he has white hair and a pony tail, dumbass.

D'OH!

Who is that qt?

10/10

This but with Deadpool

Nah, they're not going to end it with a cliffhanger.

>power of friendship, love and goodwill.
>Dance off bro
Pick One

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