Are you ready for the return of sexyness?

Are you ready for the return of sexyness?

Yes I am.

I can't believe he is Loki anymore after seeing him in Kong. It's just not a good fit, Loki to me is some scrawny asshole.

Why has MCU killed every villain except this wanker.

Fuck yes. I can't wait for the 5th.

>There are people who find Loki attractive

How? I always thought about him as a weak and pathetic faggot.

It is going to be a sexy summer.

>Why has MCU killed every villain except this wanker.
He was the only villain they already had plans for in phase 1. Avengers film needed him.

Everything about that pic looks so cheap

Part of the sjw mentality
Loki seems like they pity him

While Thor is the one they lust over

Her hair is dead again ;_;

Off topic but it seems Doctor Who took a steep buzz dive when they went back to an old Doctor, so the next one is guaranteed to be young and hot again

They kept Zemo, Pierce and more or less Red Skull.

>Pierce and more or less Red Skull
We are never seeing either of them again, user

If it makes you feel any better Thanos is going to bring them all back from the dead in Infinity War.

Some women are into weak guys. From what I can tell it's mostly younger ones, like college age

The more mature a woman gets, the more she starts lusting after guys like Thor

But they are not dead and can potentionally return. Also let's not forget E Ross who did actually return.

fem Loki makes me tingly inside

Back off Loki. There's new sexiness in town.

This. Scrawny-ass pathetic fag characters like MCU Loki mostly appeals to young girls who're afraid of real men. Same reason a lot of straight teenage girls like anime guys who look and act like girls. Their lack of masculinity makes them less sexually intimidating.

Wait a minute...is she just Loki disguised as a girl?

I'm sure this post was written by an authentic consensus of women.

Please read Simonson Thor.

It's probably true though. A fair amount of straight girls start out watching lesbian porn before daring to actually look at something that involves dicks.

Back off Hela.

in a cool way though

Well I dunno. As an 'authentic adult female' I can say this rings true for me. As a teenager I liked girly boys and skinny pretty anime men, not consciously because they were less masculine than 'real men', but in hindsight that was probably the main reason. Hollywood and the music industry knows this too, if you want a male star to sell well to young girls, tweens and teenagers, you keep him soft and feminine.

because he was so well received.

You forgot the Abomination.

Where's the damn helmet? He needs a helmet, or the horns by themselves don't work.

yeah just noticed that. It looks weird. Like some fucked up tiara.

>This is the best villain in the MCU
Pathetic.

Wiki says pierce was killed by Fury

You posted the wrong image.

More like, this is the only villain,a part from Ross, which appears in something else than their first movie.

Better than Eisenberg or Leto Joker, that's for sure.

Loki is no more the villain than Revolver Ocelot was.

No, that's obviously this guy.

God damn it all, I love Karen Gillan to death. I even love her bald and I hate bald chicks

You forgot Hammer and Abomination

Same. She's just so note-perfect at capturing Nebula's attitude.

CUTE

So, any word on whether they will actually be related in the film?

I wouldn't really expect so, since that might make Loki seem too old for some, but on the other hand, it's pretty much a perfect irony that once Loki is finally ruling Asgard his own child comes in and fucks it all up for him.

I guess we'll see.

I heard Hela is apparently his mom. Though I've only heard that, can't confirm with sources

More survived than died.

The weird part is, she even kind of looks like Leah which is a deep dive comic reference for non-fans to get rather than their just doing their own aesthetic take on Hela. Even if that's pure coincidence I kind of dig it.

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Pretty sure the guy looks better with his shirt off than most of Sup Forums.

IS THAT MUTHERFUCKING KARL URBAN

To be fair it's not hard to look better than the average Sup Forumsmrade.

You know it is.

I didn't know he was playing skurge god damn this movie keeps getting better and better

My only issue with it is that I think we'd feel more for Skurge's character turn if he'd been a villain or even incidental side character in at least one other Thor film to give a sense of continuity.

Whom would be a good choice. Some kept passing around the idea of Tilda Swinton as first female. But she'd be expensive and likely be a one and done and then back to male doctors for the foreseeable.

Missed him too. Wonder if he'll still get a redemption arc in avengers 3 or 4.

I don't think Loki is sexy at all, but I am hype for his return.

He's one of my favorite characters from the MCU and the only thing that saved the first 2 Thor movies.

Hiddleston with that long scraggly hair just reminds me of Tommy Wiseau.

>You're tearing me apart, Hela!

I love how everyone wants to pretend Loki hasn't already been oversaturating the MCU

Aww yeah less than a month away till more buff Chris Pratt.

Isn't Thor/Loki the only arch-enemy relationship portrayed through a bunch of movies? goddamn Ledger had to become an hero.

Joanna Lumley's Doctor wasn't good enough for you?

Real talk, this was the first time that Loki has been sexy to me. That tiara thingy and that voluminous non-greasy hair. Good shit

He looked cool with the knives, for some reason that shot got me hyped the most. That and Hela with the headpiece.

>Hela will never keep you as her pet

Yup. Hela and that single shot of Loki just really hooked me for some reason. There's something that works really well with Loki lookin' all 70s fantasy setting sexy and flipping knives around while old-ass metal plays.

Man, this trailer got me so hyped. We better not get another Dark World

Like Dark World it probably depends on how much Marvel can stop themselves from getting their grubby editing paws all over it after the initial shoots and edits.

Darth Vader was in one or two

Are you gay?

Pierce died in the Triskelion, man. Red Skull is ambiguous, but he's teleportation didn't look too good, and he's very likely dead.

The only villains that definitely haven't died so far are Abomination and Samuel Sterns, who they seem to have no plans for, Loki, Thanos only because he hasn't really been the main villain yet, The Winter Soldier only because he became NOT a villain and was revealed to be brainwashed, Klaue for similar reasons to Thanos, Zemo, and Dormammu. So far it's been exceedingly rare for the main villain to survive the movie they're in, and those that are side villains usually die by the end of the sequel.

I hope they cram all that stuff into the movie's first half. Hela, the destruction of Asgard, the visit to Muspelheim, the capture by space weirdos. And then Hulk fight at the midpoint through the movie.

Imagine going back in time a few years and telling people that the fat guy from Parks & Rec would become a sex symbol.

when you think about it
its alot healthier to lust over thor than loki

lusting over loki is toxic

Gee, I wonder why young girls might be afraid of 'real men'.

Weren't there rumors of Zemo showing up in Ant-Man & Wasp along with Secretary Ross?

Daniel Brühl and Paul Rudd seem like they'd be an odd couple. Maybe a bit mismatched.

If by "sexyness" you mean "faggots and landwhales shitposting about Loki 24/7", then no. No I am not ready.

Zemo and Scott Lang can bond over their slight man-crush on Cap.

Isn't he the king now? or is Thor 2 ignored

I'm guessing that's most of what happens in the first tow acts and then they have to nab a magical gemstone to try and get Asgard's shit back in order.

>tfw all of the impact of this scene will be lost on 90% of the audience
>tfw they're going to truncate and cheapen the fuck out of it

You have to be 18 to post here kid

>she will never crush your balls

He is. Karl Urban said the reason he took the role is the character goes through an interesting change in it and ends in a very different place from where he begins. So he's going to start on Hela's side and turn on her at some point.

WE GETTING LAST STAND!

user, this will be his redemption and death. The only ones to survive this movie will probably be Thor (I don't know how that's going to happen even), Hulk and Heimdall, who is probably running with the last Stone, he'll die in IW1

The enemies are just far too powerful in this, Odin will die against Surtur, Thor and Hulk will have to take Jormunjur and Fenrir. Hela may not even fight in the last battle.

He's responsible for Hela being released, probably an accident though.