Star vs. Perfection

Toffee did everything right.

>Toffee wanted to kill all the monsters who represented niggers and slavs
Was toffee truly the most redpilled?

She is perfection.

Perfection doesn't fuck up that much.

>implying monsters aren't worse than niggers and slavs
Day of the Wand soon, monster sympathizer. You'll be the first to have their head leave their shoulders.

I love star so much

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I want to see her suffer.

>a lot of people love Star in these threads

Is this common or is it just one guy shitposting?

all me desu

Caught me ;)

I want to fuck star

She's the most fuckable character ever drawn....

....if she was legal of course

I want to take her to an amusement park

I just wanna hold her hands and say that it's all gonna be alright

Nah its just me

You disgusting pervert

ANONS PLEASE. THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!

What was the spell that Glossaryck burned up during Bon Bon episode? It looked like some kind of minion summon spell or something.

Star's like a little sister or kouhai that I just want to be happy.

I have no interest in her myself but Marco better make her happy.

I wanna tuck her into bed at night and pat her on the head and tell her to have nice dreams

WHY DID YOU UNSHARPEN ALL MY STABBIES?

I want to see her happy. In my arms.

You said you were going to give Earth life a try, Star.

You don't need those stabbies if that's what you're really trying to do.

I just want to see Starco reach a perfect climax. Even if it's just one romantic kiss. I don't care what happens after that.
Personally, although I'm empathetic towards Star, I have no direct romantic feelings towards her.

Who doesn't.

I love star
-same user

You are truly, worse than human.

I want to kiss her forehead and tell her that she is loved.

S-saucerino?

Star is the love i search for everyday

Well I guess this Gif now exists. I'm not sure whether to congratulate or mock you.
So thumbs up on that.

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engage deep lobe autism
>So what was that spell Glossaryck burned up during the Bon Bon episode?
see pic, basically the page had shown up way earlier in the show (actually in S01E03) but had never been directly referenced. It also didn't have the drawing of a rat on it before - in fact it didn't even have the drawing of the rat on it near the start of BonBon when Glossaryck first shows up, only when he goes to burn the page.

And finally, the page actually shows up again in S02E18b, albeit for like 2 frames so probably an animation error. I also have tried to figure out what would've been on the other side of the page that he burned that we couldn't see but the position of the pages in the book isn't consistent (actually even worse; sometimes it follows a consistentish order and sometimes it doesn't. sometimes even pairs of pages get mixed up or show up on the wrong side of the book)

Long story short I don't think it's meant to be a plot point as to which specific page he burned, I just think it's to clue the observant among the audience that yes Glossy still has some kinda prescience and that he was aware of what was going to happen in the episode and let it happen anyway.

Has he done anything, actually?

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oh right meant for you

fuck off

Really though. It kills me everyday she isn't real and making my life better

The image of perfection

So, shall we assume that starthreads consists of:
- Latinos
- Slavs
- Flips?
Is there any West Europeans/North Americans here?

He's just about the only character who's moved the plot forward in any way.

If he'd never shown up Ludo would still be ambushing and losing to Star over and over.

Why are you so mean?

Sick

Why is Marco looks like Levi Ackerman

Make your own damn life better and a Star will eventually shine upon you. Or some other Poem-y shit like that.

Seriously though, if you want change, you always have to be the change first.

Me too, user

>all these original characters.

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Rude

Most people here are Americans consisting of different ethnic backgrounds I assume.

THIS SO MUCH

Everyone has the power to change themselves, as corny as that sounds. She doesn't have to look like Star, but if she brings you the same amount of happiness to your life then you're golden.

I would cuck Nefcy herself (for pottery) but I'm not gay though.

what if star made you a really shitty dinner

What are you? A faggot?

although having said all that, if I were to hazard a guess, the page is probably describing the spell Star used to make Laser Puppies ("try on your dog", "if eyes run away just ? back & say ??? you'll have to catch them")

Let her down gently

I know how to make Szechuan sauce. It'll be fine.

I would sincerely and genuinely thank her for the kind gesture but still tell her that it wasn't all too good.
Help her make the food next time too, probably.

i would give her a hug and thank her for her efforts and that i appreciate her

LIES ARE A PLAGUE

>THIS SO MUCH
>Everyone has the power to change themselves, as corny as that sounds. She doesn't have to look like Star, but if she brings you the same amount of happiness to your life then you're golden.
Thanks guys

I'd tell her that I appreciate the gesture but I'd rather devour that fucking pussy you feel me B

JARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT

POST JARCO

I would appreciate it since she tried her best

what if she told you she made it shitty on purpose?

Dude, she's probably gonna be super excited and can't wait for me to taste it.

I am the cook
I will swallow the dinner without chewing or tasting and then vomit it after Star is asleep and then tell her I appreciate her making dinner for my and then ban her from ever stepping foot in my fucking kitchen ever fucking again

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T H I C C

Laugh and appreciate the joke

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>This is why Marco doesn't FUCKING love you

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I can take a hint.

She wants to be punished.

It's not pretty, but rarely anything is. Welcome to life, kid.
Hardcore dedication and actual will to change is required. Prep yourself for it. Keep it in mind, always.
Get yourself hyped up and determined, write that feeling down and always look back at it. Make yourself a motivational poster and make it your phone background. Place some sticky notes around your room if you have to.

Just get angry, get motivated and get serious at least once. Make sure to look back on that feeling with almost every decision you make.
Just don't forget that you WANT change. You NEED change. And live with that want all the time.

That's the best advice I can give.

it really is

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This is Kelly!

Say something nice about her!

Does she has a dick in this pic

I both love and envy her hair.

you're bald kelly

I want to fuck you, while your boyfriend watches.

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>The same age of Nefcy.
>weird question
I think I'm going crazy.

>That's the best advice I can give.
Appreciated

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To be honest, my instant gut reaction was to post that same comic.
But upon some quick reflection I realized both how pointless and toxic it is.
Let people enjoy Jarco if they like it.

I am well aware of where I am. I just don't give a shit right now.

Gonna need sauce on that, brother.

Sauce, please

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Is that you zone?

Please don't taunt me.

Well it depends. Can south europeans classify as west europeans in your opinion?
Because I've seen some really strange definitions.

Is it him?

Bitch, do you think we know? He's asking what you're asking him

S-Sorry.

>Things the average mewman can say about their corn but not their wife.

i can eat it however i like

To be fair, thank you for reminding me, user.
Hopefully this is what sparks both our improvement.
Just gotta remember to never forget what you really want.