The Bob's Burgers aesthetic makes it impossible to tell who is supposed to be attractive or cute in-universe and who...

The Bob's Burgers aesthetic makes it impossible to tell who is supposed to be attractive or cute in-universe and who isn't.

So from your POV, is Louise supposed to be considered "cute" or "pretty" in her dimension?

I have the same question about jimmy pesto based on the way everyone treats him in universe.

Is Linda supposed to be hot?

I don't think anyone is particularly ugly. Maybe "hollywood ugly" at worst. I think even Tina is just kind of plain.

>The Bob's Burgers aesthetic makes it impossible to tell who is supposed to be attractive or cute in-universe and who isn't.
I'm struggling to come up with a reason I should care if a character is attractive or not.

Source? I'd like to see if the artist did the rest of the family, particularly Bob.

It says "Ninjaink Sketch Card" at the top so probably google that and go from there.

These look like the kinds of things artists do at cons.

Call me crazy, but I don't think the point of Bob's Burgers is to care about stuff like this.

>The Bob's Burgers aesthetic makes it impossible to tell who is supposed to be attractive or cute in-universe and who isn't.

This only bugs me in that it renders beauty impossible to tell from the viewer's end, so characters have to awkwardly tell the audience when a character is supposed to be considered "hot" or not.

Like if they didn't constantly tell you that Jimmy Pesto Jr. was a stud, you'd have no way to gauging him apart from all the other weird tube-men in the show.

I always figured that the Belchers as a unit were distinctly mediocre in every way

I don't think he's actually a stud, he's awkward as hell, and Tina's desperate for a butt.

To be fair that's totally in character for all the characters who think he's a stud. He doesn't actually need to be a stud. If anything it'd probably be funnier if he was just a goony preteen with a lisp that a bunch of dorky girls flock around especially Tina who's just thirsty in general.

Lousie strikes me as the kind of girl who once she starts going through puberty she'd start pedophile baiting, take all the money she could from then, then without even letting them touch her turn them into the police.

Well, it's like Tammy is considered the "Popular Mean Girl" in the school and I don't think she's supposed to be considered attractive even by the show's aesthetic (she's fat).

Bob's Burgers is sorta "color blind" when it comes to who is or isn't pretty.

I want to hug_ Louise

There have been comments made about Linda's attractiveness, with Louise even pointing out that it doesn't make sense that she's with Bob in a recent episode

As for Louise, I'm not certain. She's probably meant to be generically cute like most little girls, but it's not as if anyone has made any indication that she's particularly adorable.

I dunno, but Louise is the only female Belcher voiced by an actual female, so that makes her the most attractive by default.

She's also 9, which is """"problematic""""

That may just be because she has the initiative to be so.
Most people don't really give much of a fuck at the school, Tammy is just a really big bitch who goes out of her way to be so and occasionally take advantage of the fact nobody cares enough not to believe her.

>Source?

Ninjaink.

He's on FB by that name.

>She's also 9, which is """"problematic""""
she's also fictional so who cares?

>This only bugs me in that it renders beauty impossible to tell from the viewer's end, so characters have to awkwardly tell the audience when a character is supposed to be considered "hot" or not.

What the fuck does that matter? Even if they did make it obvious which characters were "hot" and which weren't, we'd still have other characters commenting on it, especially if they find them attractive.

You don't really gain anything except maybe titillating the viewer with a little eye candy.

>>Like if they didn't constantly tell you that Jimmy Pesto Jr. was a stud, you'd have no way to gauging him apart from all the other weird tube-men in the show.

You seriously think that if Jimmy Pesto Jr. were drawn in a more conventionally attractive sense, that they would do away with dialogue in where Tina describes her attraction to him?

For what it's worth, I don't think Jimmy Jr is supposed to be particularly attractive. The kid talks with a lisp, is into dancing, and only really has one friend. Any one of those traits usually makes you a loser/nobody in a TV show school.

Tina's just fixated on him because she's Tina and she has weird taste. She gets off to zombies too.

Louise because doli.

Tina is canon ugly.

>I'd like to see if the artist did the rest of the family

OP sounds like someone desperate to justify their liking a cartoon so they need to be told characters are conventionally cute or attractive.

>particularly Bob.

Only one I couldn't find was Gene.

But who the fuck cares about Gene?

B-Bob-kun...

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But B-Bobby kun...

The same people who fucked Shad, I'd imagine

The moustache really ties that together, no wonder Bobby was so adamant about not shaving it.

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Shadman got fucked?

I dunno. Could be THICCer.

Yep. Tossed deep into the bowels of a Russian prison for obscenity. He hasn't been heard from since.

I always thought Bob would be kinda unconventionally attractive. It's not like he's super handsome or anything, but what he had works for him and it works with his personality.

Conversely, Tina is probably actually cute, but the way she dresses along with her being super awkward even for a teenager makes her a total weirdo.

Gene is a fat kid. Not much else to say there.

Linda has the whole "Mom" thing going on, but is actually attractive and fuckable but her personality is like the opposite of Tina while still being awkward but that awkwardness coming from being boisterous.

Lousie is a nine year old girl.

he got problems with his server provider i dont know why he doesnt get a different one

that's really not the right way to look at it


you miss your NAMBLA meeting this week?

This is the only Bob's burgers fan art I saved. I'm not too sure if it's relevant.

>that's really not the right way to look at it
so she is real or 2d characthers have rigths now?

I don't know what happened exactly. as far as I know, I think he started to get in bigger trouble because he was drawing IRL people, not just fictional characters. Some youtuber's daughter, etc. Nothing was explicitly sexual, but it was suggestive and thinly veiled sexualization of an IRL minor.

have fun jerking off to children, real or not.

hope that doesn't manifest into actual pedophilia some day

I know I certainly can't stop gangraping latinas

>real or not
see user if you cant diference betwen what is real and whats not you shoud seek help

retard

Still can't find his Gene, but I found his Mr. Fishodor.

Mr Fishoder is full jojo.

I always figured everyone on the show was kind of ugly. Like, not hideous, not repulsive, just that normal person everyday ugliness that you get used to until you don't even notice it anymore. It seems like it would fit with the show's vibe.

I always figured Tina would have a double chin.

I mean, EVERYONE on that show is drawn with a double chin, but I think "realistically" she and Gene (and maybe Bob) would have one.

th-that tina is cute

>Only one I couldn't find was Gene.

Found it!

This is a cute Linda pic

>Is Linda supposed to be hot?

I think so. Characters have commented that she has big tits in the show, anyway.

not fat enougth

If that's an earlier Bob by the same artist, I think he improved with this version The older one had a more show-accurate moustache, but it didn't look as good as the one in the later style.

I like this cute-but-not-pornographic Louise.

All the cute Louise art I've found is always also lewds.

He looks too rascally.

Gene is a good-natured simpleton, not a Bart Simpson-esque troublemaker.

Freddie?

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>spic with blue eyes

aren't they supposed to be Mediterranean euro descendants?

This user speaks truth.

One day I was furiously jerking off to Xenomorophs, and then BAM! Next day I'm opening wide so a facehugger could lovingly fuck my throat with an ovipositor and plant a lethal bundle of joy into my chest.

>Mediterranean euro descendants?

Teddy called Bob Mediterranean in the farty stool episode and Bob said that he wasn't.

It's a joke in one episode that nobody knows what they're supposed to be. Ambiguously brown.

SHE'S problematic.

Yes, but furries DO act on their bestiality fetish and fuck actual dogs and cats.

He's not really a simpleton. I mean, not a rascal trouble maker either, but either way.

Damn you Poyle!

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I'd really like to call you reddit and tell you to fuck off, but seeing how so called "alt-right" turned against loli I don't know anymore.

>Yes, but furries DO act on their bestiality fetish and fuck actual dogs and cats.

They'd want to do that even if they weren't jerking it to furry porn. Nobody ever said, "Man, I never would have fucked that horse if it weren't for Mickey Mouse porn."

He's not a simpleton, but he's a person of simple pleasures and not particularly bright. He's... creative, but not especially gifted in that regard either.

Jesus Christ, user. Just say "autistic" and save yourself some time.

Teddy.

He looks chiseled, but canonically in the show, Teddy was a hunk before he lost his hair, acting career, and wife.

Shad was fucked by non-pornographic Roblox fan art.

Fucking dumbass.

Furries aren't even people.

That kinda proves OP's point, though.

They had to tell you that Teddy used to be a hunk, because even when they showed it to you, you couldn't tell.

Fuck off. I actually appreciate posts that don't dwell into meme talk.

Jimmy Pesto strikes me as a decent looking guy. Not great and not bad, just pretty good.

Louise I think we're meant to see as cute/pretty. Tina and Gene are uggos. Bob and Linda are like Pesto. Decent looking. Relatively average.

>This Tina
>Unpopular and has trouble getting dates

I would never believe it. It's for the best that everyone in Bob's Burgers is drawn to be ugly. If they were drawn like this, the character dynamics would never fly.

Stalin must be jelly.

I think Bob is supposed to have been handsome in his prime. When his millionaire friend visits in that one episode, he remarks how Bob was "the guy" who led their cliq and everybody looked up to and was really popular.

He's just over the hill now and fairly overweight. So a handsome guy who let himself go.

Nigger, Teddy is supposed to look like shit, they NEED to tell you he used to be a stud for the joke to work.

Keep in mind that every other character would also look similarly, or even more attractive than that Tina. In that pic she looks plain as fuck.

Nigga, Mexicans are mixed, some are blonde, those never jump the wall, they are big fishes on a small pond.

This is fucking great. I haven't seen much Archer but its art style really lends itself to crossovers.

No, that's Tina. Gene has social skills. He's just got a lot of energy, but isn't very smart (but not stupid), and isn't especially good at anything. He sings badly and he likes fat jokes.

He's the most like an actual kid.

>they are big fishes on a small pond.
kek no.

It all depends on income and/or connections.

This.

Tina is autistic, Gene is ADHD. Louise is just a sociopath.

>When his millionaire friend visits in that one episode, he remarks how Bob was "the guy" who led their cliq and everybody looked up to and was really popular.

I was that guy in highschool. It's just that our clique consisted of all the nerds. I did alright making sure nobody we hung with got beat up or picked on too bad, but we were all still nerds. So it might not mean that Bob was cool in general, but just that he was the collest among the nerds.

>This is fucking great. I haven't seen much Archer but its art style really lends itself to crossovers.

It was all about the voice actor crossover.

>some are blonde, those never jump the wall,

White people are so in love with their stereotypes that they think blonde folks are magically incapable of crossing a border.

I remember the first time I met a black guy from Mexico.

>Nigga, Mexicans are mixed, some are blonde
>3 of my grandparents are white
>i turn out brown
Well, fuck.

Did he have nig features? because otherwise he'd be just brown.

No, like a full on black guy. We met in college and I just thought he was another black guy but then one day he busted out with the Spanish and I was like, "You speak Spanish?" and he was like, "Yeah. I'm from Mexico."

He musta been Argentinian then.

If anything, Bob sounds like Hank Hill.

Hank was popular in high school but was never a stud. Likewise with Bob.

>those never jump the wall

Says you. I'm a white Mexican and I was illegally in the US for like 3-4 days.

Linda's family are stereotypical
Nah Bob was kind of sad in High School he only had one friend, two for a while but the other guy disappeared quick.

I've informed my local snowman, you'll pay for your crimes, Bad Hombre

I don't mind. I'm not going back to the US after the TSA forced me to give them my laptop's password last time I was there. I would have rather them probe my asshole.