Is this guy the ultimste soy boy?

Is this guy the ultimste soy boy?

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not really

undoubtedly

Go to bed Chris

>does a garbage impression
>fake laughs afterwards
i want to smash his fucking faggot teeth in

Tell that to zodd's snapped neck

>types a sentence
>can see what he typed
>knows how to spell
>can use his keyboard to correct mistakes
>the “post” button is right next to what he typed, so he must see his mistakes
>user posts mistake anyway

A fucking super smash bros tattoo. What self respecting, grown man gets a fucking video game tattoo? Grow the fuck up dude, its pathetic.

>got scared by Sinister
>got scared by VHS
>got scared by Oculus
yeah I'd say so

>knows how to spell
OH NO NO NO

manchild not a soyboy

>getting this bttmad over a typo
So this is the power of autism.

We on Sup Forums bro

>That starfox tattoo
Fuck North Korea for not nuking us already

Good thing we're not talking about manchildism
>soft voice
>hipster beard
>pretends to be smarter than everyone else
soyboy by definition

>nintendo tattoo

What do you think?

Why do you criticize him for things he has no control over?

Post a pic before you talk this much shit dude, I wanna see what a cool guy you are lol

>be retarded
>get called a retard
>"LOL U MAD BRO?"
every time

??? Why is that relevant to chris being a s*y

What does that have to do with anything?

That only applies for his voice and he could overcome that by speaking louder and more confidently

Someone post that link to his film on PornHub

>speaking louder affects your pitch
m8

STUCK'D

>Soft voice
Whered you get pitch?

Soft implies elevated pitch, which he has.

Based Hood Chris. You know he got shooters out bro, careful what you say

Does his wife have cancer? Is she balding or something? Chris probably is the kind of dude who lets his wife peg him. Hes that much of a dimunitive faggot. The guy just exudes estrogen.

You have control over all of those things. It just takes practice and time around men who have to convey information clearly in environments where that's not easy.

Shit, just spend some time at sports games and you have to shout and focus your voice for a while.

>n-not like me haha

she did have cancer.

Nah. But his high cut sleeves aren't helping anything.

Hey, I liked Sinister.

This fag literally only eats meat and cheese. His blood is pumped full of exogenous animal estrogens.

Hes basically the new American man, hence Russia and China getting huge confidence boosts - you have 2-3 gens of these "men" now, and holy fuck have you fallen.

Im 6'3 220 and i love a good anal fingering after fucking my wife. Stay jelly cause you dont have a switch asian girl

...

>Gave TLJ an A-

Will he change is review if popular opinion goes against this terrible movie?

I have more testosterone in my pinky than you or chris cuckmann have in your entire body. Picture dolph lundgren. Thats literally what I look like.

All that BBC from their bull takes in out of her after awhile.

>youtu.be/2qpT7bWSgwg
yes.

His skin looks so soft. He literally exudes the pregnant woman glo. Does he have ali-a's hairplugs as well?

Still no personality, go fuck yourself chris

What is it with you and that word?

Umm sweaty, its called having an adult vocabulary. Maybe read a few books and expand yours.

For films

That gay fox is staring at everyone he's talking to. How can anyone think it's a good idea to tattoo a gay fox in a place like this. It's more prominent than his face

Say what you will, but he's got some fantastic tattoos. Subtle but striking at the same time

>fantastic tattoos
>fantastic

yes very subtle

post the webms of his "movie"

you know the ones

Shut up all of you, Stuckmann is fucking BASED, he doesn't give a shit about anything, makes funny jokes and his review are objective and true. He doesn't care about offending fanboys, he always gives the harsh truths that one one else dares to say. I bet Chris could beat all of you in a one on one fight.

>has skinny fat undefined arms
>decides to get tattoos on them

God what a fucking idiot

kek'd

Dont hurt your hand! (I'm assuming hes still wearing braces)

I like Smash Brothers and Cowboy Bebop as much as the next guy but come on. A little subtlety goes a long way.

yes. His tattoos say it all really..
gay cunt with poor taste

oh wait and he actually owns blurays and is proud of it.
I cannot think of anything more pathetic.
I hate him more than celine dion. Hope he gets cancer in one of those cringy tattoos

enjoyed your sarcasm friend

looks at his teeth.
low calcium, low testosterone, probably drssed as a girl as a child.

What is with these teeny tiny american soy teeth?

Why does he use that blue lighting? it makes his skin look extra sickly

I give those tattoos a D-