So Jay, what did you think of Star Wars: The Last Jedi ?

>so Jay, what did you think of Star Wars: The Last Jedi ?

They already reviewed it.

Will Mike the Kike Striker like it?

Probably, and then as a result Jay will too.

"It wasn't perfect and I'll agree with everything you say, but overall I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT!"

>it wasn't that good
>OY VEY YES IT WAS GOY JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF t. Mike the Kike

>reviewed
That was The Nerd Crew which had made up spoilers. I'm sure they'll have a HitB on it a few days after the release, though.

Jay: Pretty much the same as I thought of the last one. It was ok... although I am getting slightly more tired of the franchise with each instalment.

Rich: I thought it was worse. Because I am at the point now where I just want this to end.

Mike: I enjoyed it. I really respected how they Took Risks, and that's something we haven't seen in Star Wars for a long time.

>Oh its a nerd crew, I guess I'll watch this
>actual spoilers
>shit I guess this is actually a HitB

>which had made up spoilers

They actually predicted few real spoilers there.

Mike: I enjoyed it, it had shlocky action and the story was a mess.

The list of wrong in TLJ is far deeper than TFA. If this doesn't result in a classic Plinkett review, fuck.

>I hated it.
>Really, I quite enjoyed it.
>Well, I didn't HATE it...

Is it safe to watch it? I don't care if they guess and get shit right, but I thought it was legit spoilers in the house.

too real

Remind me?

I watched it and I think it's that they pretty much they might have hit close to home on a few things by accident. I've also seen a lot of the spoilers, too.

>Well Mike, I thought this movie fucking sucked
>Are you kidding me? I thought it was great!
>Ok, well I didn't think it "sucked"

>Jay: what about you, Mike. what did you think Star Trek: Into Jedi?
>Mike: I loved it. but what I really loved more was Ishtar.
>3, 2, 3, 4. 4, 2, 3 and--

Star Wars Holiday Episode 2 parter was on of the best HitB.

So glad Beardfat wasn't on the panel to suck the comedy out of the room

Mike's going to hate this movie.

>Force projection
>YinYang Force "balance"
>kill off all your old characters now to get them out of the way since their purpose to hand off the franchise to Disney has been served

The second in particular is as bad as midichlorians.

They probably heard a lot of the "rumor" leaks and just ran with that. Sometimes they turn out to be true.

>Nerd Crew drops "fake" spoilers
>Movie is so bad they're accidentally real

Btw, Snoke dies.

balance is a cool idea, midichlorians was retarded.
Jedi were gay, at least how they were depicted in the shitquels. Boring emotionless monks who can't form attachments to people and have to be trained from the womb.

>so Jay, what did you think of Star Wars: The Last Jedi Strikes Back?
>I really liked the part on the snow planet, where the speeders were going real fast and they took down those giant elephant robots.
>Me too.
>And I also really liked the scene in Cloud City where Han Solo was frozen in carbonite
>Oh... no, Jay. That was The Empire Strikes Back.
>Huh?
>That didn't happen in The Last Jedi, that happened 30 fucking years ago.
>Oh, I must have been confused because the two films were so completely different from each other.

It's become a tradition of mine to watch it during Christmas season.

>balance is a cool idea

Yeah it is, which is why Yoda already explained it perfectly in Empire Strikes Back, you should watch it some time.

pretty sure its gonna be a alright/10 for them
not great but not awful

SPOILERS IN DAAA HOUSE!

Like when Yoda says beware once you start down the dark path forever will it consume your life?

Or is this in one of the special editions Lucas shat out where Yoda talks about balance?

>Well Mike, i loved the part where they

TURNED LUKE INTO A TOXIC MASCULINITY FIGURE WHO TRIES TO KILL HIS OWN NEPHEW SO WE CAN FORCE FEED(pun intended) A MARY SUE FEMINIST CAPESHIT STRONK WOMYN IN TO THE FRANCHISE.

>implying Mike 'Nigger Hideskinner' Stoklasa would say such a thing

Too accurate.

it was botw not hitb

>Like when Yoda says beware once you start down the dark path forever will it consume your life?
Yes exactly.

>Or is this in one of the special editions Lucas shat out where Yoda talks about balance?
No, I'm guessing you're one of many shitters who doesn't watch movies but talks about them around here eh?

the worst part of rlm is not that they will give a positive review for money....
but that they will give a positive review for such a small amount of money.
I guess they didn't learn from last time.

>I loved it.

>whatever we think of it, virgins at Sup Forums will not like it!

I AM DYING

I was genuinely angry that they didn't shit all over the new IT

I take it you haven't seen his TFA review, newfag.

>They actually predicted few real spoilers there.
I don't remember their predictions but that does not surprise me at all. This movie was fucking dumb as hell.

>Jay is anti-GamerGate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>problem with woman (jay is obviously projecting here)
>he mentioned that he has a fear of the human body
>doesn't seem to have a relationship ever
>doesn't mention loli's
jay confirmed lizard pedophile

I think they actually just saw some of the leaks.
Like wasn't one of their spoilers that the first word of the movie is "We're"? That's from the subtitles leak.

Jay has a wife and kids lad

>Jay has a wife and kids lad
Stop lying, jay

Mike's going to love it, he's a brainlet. I can only see Rich not liking it

>a few days after the release
i'm pretty sure their TFA review was up the morning after release night

>pre-Plinkett review
"it was a serviceable homage to the 'Empire' that ushers the millennials into the series"
/sponsor neutral copy-pasta

>Plinkett reivew
KILL ALL WHITE SLAVER KIKES AND SARIN GAS JUDENWOOD...!!

Kek, uncanny

I wish they'd change the portrayal of the light side to "enjoy the freedom of life and allow change" instead of sexually repressed monks who fuck up just because they want to bang

They'll say "I didn't love it, I didn't hate it.. it's okay I guess" Mike is too pleb to trash it right after coming out of the cinema

klinefelters media

> Make absolutely ridiculous joke spoilers
> Turns out their all true Disney is just that retarded

Hopefully they actually wait a day, or at least sleep on it before reviewing the movie. For TFA, they rushed to make the review without any time to reflect on its flaws.

It’s kind of funny how they lashed Lucas for the prequels but now that there are worse star wars movies being made, they don’t want to admit they were wrong or give The Mouse the finger.

>I loved it. It was everything I wanted it to be.

I LOVED IT IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED

>i thought it was ........ great, for (reasons why we didn't like the prequels)

"We're" is from a rian johnson interview on a late show

>Stop lying, jay
There is a photo of Jay and his future-wife in the wedding dress

Very cool.

Jay is gay

I'm waiting for someone else's video...In four years.

>Took Risks
is that slang for women, niggers and gooks ?

>dude I'm so redpilled xD but also a degenerate anime loving faggot
kys if you enjoy his "content"

He's not going to watch it

Jay is a homosexual

Link?

who is this fucking pleb and why do i see his face on Sup Forums every day?

Mike spent too much time shitting on Lucas to accept that these movies are worse than the prequels
he'll say that it was good, even if he really hated it