Tfw everyone is freaking out about Star Wars spoilers but I'm safe because I've never wasted time caring about this...

>tfw everyone is freaking out about Star Wars spoilers but I'm safe because I've never wasted time caring about this franchise

So why make a thread about it?

Same, luke could use his force powers tp shove dragon dildos up his ass for all I care

This board pretends to have decent taste but half of the threads are about star wars and capeshit

Because he actually does care and this board is his only human interaction left in life apart from when his mom brings him tendies.

To trigger you, snowflake.

>This board pretends to have decent taste
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

how long are these threads gonna be up?

is it only this shit during amerimutt Sup Forums?

why are there so many threads about the same stupid movie and when will this shit die? There is no way this aren't mouse shills at this point.

I need some spoilers for the new movie

>Look at me guys, look at me how much I don't care

Snoke dies
Kylo takes over the First Order
Luke dies
Phasma dies
Rey is a nobody
Yoda shows up as a force ghost

feels good man

>people saying its great
>I will never believe them and refuse to find out for myself

kill the mouse, bring back Lucas

Oh no, not the First Order! And Snoke!? That timeless character is gone?!

>worst girl
>in two universes

it'll be like this till the new year, same thing happened with force awakens and rogue one, Sup Forums absolutely flooded the year finished

This. I have 0 attachment to any of them.

Fund jt

same

They do pretend that though.

I know that feel.

i tried to watch it several times, but its too cringy and childish
i don't understand how people compare it to lotr

I don't really care, I didn't even watch the trailer, all I know about it is from the Nerd Crew thing, I stopped caring about these blockbusters, I don't know anything about the new Thor, justice league and avengers and I don't care if I read spoilers or not.

i don't care about capeshit either
do you think we are just getting old?

>do you think we are just getting old?
Could be, I'm old now but I can still enjoy childish things, the problem with star wars and capeshit it's not that they're childish, the real problem is that they're not genuinely decent movies, it's just porn, like the torture porn fad where movies were made just to show people being torn apart, capeshit is made just to show super heroes in action and star wars is made just capitalize from what we watched almost 40 years ago, these movies are ultra expensive yet they are bland and bring nothing new, disney will never allow anything that steps out of the of that mould.