This is literally the greatest Star Wars movie of all time

>this is literally the greatest Star Wars movie of all time
Sup Forums is still in denial

And it's still a piece of trash

they are kids movies and it's only manchildren that were alive during the OT who still give a shit because they actually deluded themselves into thinking any of the movies were "kino"

I predict a 70% audience score

It was boring and half of the story with the casino turned out to be useless in the end.

kill yourself faggot

>Finn/Rose sidestory is completely irrelevant to the plot, they accomplish nothing except alert the first order to the escapees
>half the Luke scenes are him walking around milking slothseals and quipping

Why do people say it’s bad?

>In the process, Finn joins up with a mercenary (Benicio del Toro) who amounts to yet another bit of recycling: he is thrown in to create an outlet for jaded Han Solo–type dialogue. That he is able to defeat any software system in the universe by using metal lock-picking tools suggests Johnson’s level of interest in tech is comparable to that of Hillary Clinton when she wondered whether you could wipe a server with a cloth. I haven’t even mentioned Laura Dern, who turns up as a lavender-haired admiral. There’s so much else going on in the film that Dern gets 13th billing in its credits. Her character doesn’t make much of an impression but does get to do something really cool involving light speed near the two-hour mark. Unfortunately it’s the first cool thing that happens in the movie, and though it leads to a reasonably rousing and twisty battle scene, I was numbed by all the idiocy that comes before and with it. Does Poe really get jailed for a parking violation? Does BB-8 really overcome an adversary with a fusillade of poker chips? Does an evil First Order warrior in a shiny metal uniform really get called “chrome dome”? Is there really a gag about how the ancient, sacred Jedi texts aren’t exactly “page-turners”? Are there really terriers made out of what appear to be the kind of icicles you hang on a Christmas tree, and are they really called “crystal critters”? Are we really meant to believe wars are won “not fighting what we hate but saving what we love”? Maybe Luke was right. Maybe the Jedi should have been allowed to just die out.

I'm so fucking tired of the Star Wars spam on this board. Fucking make a general and keep your discussions in there you fucking capeshit consuming faggots.

>2,5 hours spent on a car chase
>black/yellow romance subplot(I dono what they were thinking pairing a black guy with a chink, China is going to throw a fit)
>Force Ghosts can interact with the world
>completely and utterly ruin Lukes character
>the OT and PT might aswell be noncannon at this point because literally nothng that happened in those movies even matter.

Ghostbuster is the only film which got a "fresh" rating from a review that's 2/5

We're in the capeshit era mate.

Critics are coming to terms with the fact this is how blockbusters are made.

Dont forget Superman-Leia floating in space.

Oh god, I'm so glad it happened at the start of the movie, by the second half I almost forgot about it

It shits on original trilogy while not expanding or explaining anything in TFA while filling 2.5 hour screentime with mostly gags, quips, merchandise promotion and irrelevant characters fighting irrelevant cgi battles.
So exactly what prequels do except it has even less dignity.

Why didn't they do a copy vader tie scene from ep4 if they wanted to keep her alive.

Where is the critic that said that it was MCU tier quippy?

Luke doesn't save the day and there are colored people and women in it. Basically it's White Genocide: The Movie.

Too many people of color and women.

How bad did that shit fail? I never bothered to watch it.

>per-release sponsor shill reviews
>in the Age of the 'first fortnight or bust' box office

I've been reading the criticism for a couple days and that is bullshit.
Good bait, tho

Lando has been busy

>completely and utterly ruin Lukes character
This is the thing that fucking kills me. Trash the EU all you want but Luke was always progressing and by the end was this wizened grand master jedi badass. What they have turned him into in NuWars is just a fucking abomination.

If i ever forget how shit Rotten Tomatoes is all i need to do is look at this

>greatest among generic sjw shit for manchilds
I have no idea why the hell Sup Forums is so obsessed with this garage. I thought you guys have taste in movies.

Jesus Christ I hope this isn't real.
>Does an evil First Order warrior in a shiny metal uniform really get called “chrome dome”?
Fuuuuuck me. is it the 80's?

>I thought you guys have taste in movies.

So this is your first time on the board?

Well goddamn, I miss George.

It's terrible. The first movie is clever and the characters are all respectable while still being funny.
This one is "lulz melissa mccarthey fell down! Lol the black one is loud and stupid lol the MAN is the secretary....AND HE'S STUPID HEHEHEHEHEHEH" Kate winslet was okay tho

Just saw it and I'm gonna tell you what was wrong.

it's true all of it, fuck Disney

There is nothing wrong with these movies being made. All kinds of films get made all the time. The problem lies with adults becoming obsessed with them, fill their rooms with paraphernalia, fill their brains with useless knowledge of a fictional world, and defend the series like a religious cult. It's escapist children's fiction - which is not to say somebody that is obsessed to the same level by Citizen Kane or Godfather is any less insane. It's like a type of mental illness that has become socially acceptable due to the rise in nerd culture.

Really shows how shit the franchise is

Why the fuck is yoda there?

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Idel Test Jedi is the superior one