TIME FOR MILK LUKE
TIME FOR MILK LUKE
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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
SLOTHY MILKY PLEASE BE HASTY
DELICIOUS DRINK FROM SLOTHYS UTTERS
I WANT SLOTHYS AND NO OTHERS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
LUUUUUUUUUUKE
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
WHERE ARE MY SLOTH MILKIESSSSSSS
do you also happen to do poems about publix?
>LUKE TURNS INTO A SLOTH-MILK HERMIT WHO DIES LIKE A RETARD
Fucking hell this made me laugh, no idea why.
Quick rundown?
Boy, do I LOVE milk
STOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP
>mfw this is the Star Wars now
>mfw idiots were genuinely expecting changes in episode VIII when it's just more of the same as we slowly move away from white male protagonists just like USA is slowly becoming mutt central.
WORLD
LUKY NEEDS SLOTHY MILKIES NOW!
milkies for Luukie mmmmm
Wait a second
We know the sloth is real, which means Anakin is the sloth, but all the leaks are now saying Anakin isn't in the movie and they make no mention of the sloth
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LUUUUUUUUUUUKE, COME OUT AND GET YOUR GREEN MILK
mighty chuckle, thanks user
I love how Jews at Disney pretty much act like those South Park caricatures and show one big FUCK YOU to all old trilogy fans because it doesn't fit their progressive agenda. Also I wonder if Luke became a completely worthless retard as a punishment for Mark's unfavorable comments about new SW.
This is a good poem
LUKE WANT MILKIES!!!!!!!!!
Sauce on those coments?
Yep that's why I came here
Interesting thought. So they made him drink alien titty milk because he didn't read his off-screen script properly?
the sloth is one of the few good new things though. At least its something different, unlike literally anything else in the movie.
> punishment
I'm 80% sure he demanded to be killed after reading TLJ script.
>tfw no mummy sloth to get fresh milkies from each day
MMMM ANAKIN SLOTH MOMMY I LOVE YOUR MILKY
Holy shit, best laugh of the day.
>MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
>SLOTHY MILKY PLEASE BE HASTY
>DELICIOUS DRINK FROM SLOTHYS UTTERS
>I WANT SLOTHYS AND NO OTHERS
Here you go.
Anonye know where I can find the original book picture were it states he indeed suckled from the teets of this wonderful creature? All I’m finding are edits
>Young padawan time for your midichlorian milkshake
> AND NO UDDERS
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this can't be real
Search your feelings! You know it to be true!
you're lying! that's impossible!
What does it taste like bro's??
Like wisdom
Rusty coins.
Kek
JUST POST THE DRAWING ALREADY
what the actual fuck
OH NONONONONONONONONO
Will Luke milking the sea sloth be the only thing TLJ will be remembered for?
>mfw Rey milks Kylo's sloth
Green milk. Haha! Get it? Just like blue milk? Get the reference?! Ha!
>Milkyposting is mainstream now
We did it.
MOMMY MILKY SWEET AND TASTY
that looks really uncomfortable
imagine being the father
ANYONe have the original image from the visual dictionary
GIVE DADDY MILKIEEESSSSS YUMM YUMM
>Luke
>Likes milk
Spotted the white supremacist. No wonder they killed him.
This should be mandatory human service for all titty monsters. Keeping it all to themselves is GREEDY.
it's green milk though
Luke knows what best girls are
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>"One for you... one for me"
If you rub a Twi'lek's lekku, does she cum?
It would be extremely painful
>moo
LMAO
So did I. I demand a warrior's death. Someone face me in single combat.
Welcome to neo-liberalism user. Now shut up, get to work, and consume stupid childrens cartoons and toys
It would be extremely pleasurable.
for two.
here's some
youtube.com
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Cringe
I'm so fucking confused! What the fuck is this shit? Is this leaked concept art or what going on? THE FUCK?
its sad that we didn't see him more, he's charming and fun
2:50 joker laugh
the only reason I'll even watch this shit is for mark but I still won't pay for it
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Someone needs to tweet this to his twitter right fucking now.
Mark's a cool guy. He also came up with the better version of Kick-Ass in 1996, 12 years before KA.
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In the movie Luke has been surviving on a barren planet by drinking green puss covered slime-like milk from a giant sloth alien.
It’s as nasty as it sounds.
Weak men create hard times.
sauce?
Holy shit...no!
>watch the movie
>this scene comes up
BRAVO JOHNSON
We're in dire deen of WW3.
Slurmmm