ITT: Weaksauce Sup Forums merchandise

ITT: Weaksauce Sup Forums merchandise

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How do you even make nonalcoholic whiskey, like that?

Reminds me, I gotta order that Hellboy Wine now that it's warm enough for the package to arrive undamaged.

The bottle looks much better than the hell water one. The design is more subtle.

>Cinnamon

Disgusting.

66.6 proof. Are you retarded? That's pretty similar to most cinnamon whiskeys.

The Thing burger from Denny's. Not because of the taste, I never tried it. Because it has fucking bacon on a burger based on a Jewish character, you gave Ben a burger he can't eat you assholes

The beer labels look good to, wish I could find one

Can't he just take it off?

it's the principle of it, that burger was supposed to be his. give him something kosher

Oh shit, I live near Rogue and never heard of this

Go there and get me a bottle user, I'll send you pliney

>ever drinking anything under 100 proof.
>ever
Nope.

Cheese and meat together isn't kosher either.

>HUMAN TORCH SKILLET
>FANTASTIC FOUR-CHEESE OMELET
>INVISIBLE WOMAN SLAM
>COLD BOWL OF LUTEFISK

Also, no. You can't just take it off.

The entire preparation has to be kosher.

66.6 proof is about as strong as a strong wine

>I literally don't know what I'm talking about: the post

does JR's hot sawss count as Sup Forums shit?

>33.3% alcohol by volume
that's just a fortified wine
it doesn't even count as liquor until you hit 80 proof

JOHNNY, YA RUNT! YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T KOSHER!

>In the definition of the United States, the proof number is twice the percentage of the alcohol content measured by volume at a temperature of 60°F (15.5°C). Therefore, "80 proof" is 40% alcohol by volume
>66.6 proof = 33.3%
slightly less ethanol than average whiskey but a moderately funny gimmick

>Hellboy Reserve Pinot Noir

Has anyone tasted this? Sounds intriguing but I probably would have to pay an arm and a leg to import it to Europe.

I know it ain't Sup Forums, but I have fond memories of when this was first discovered and there were many long threads on Sup Forums where everyone was listening to Detroit police scanners and theorizing about the exact nature of this "action packed trip"

>Invisible woman isn't Ethiopian food

The fuck kinda wine have you been drinking? The standard for fortified wine is 20% ABV.

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The greentext story of the brit family accidentally winning and being forced to go against their will destroys me every time.

Seems more like a punishment than a reward.

But at least you get to taste pre-augment jensen's cummies in person.

Wait, what?

vodka and similar clear alcohols are trash used mainly for getting plastered or eastern europeans. Get some taste buds or stop hanging out with ivan

Yeah, I need to know more about this.

Lutefisk is Swedish...?

Swedes and Norwegians can't agree who invented it.

I thought the pastor innking of the hill invented it but then bobby ate the whole thing

Bumping for this

nobody is going to point out that he human torch dish has a huge cock on it?

I gotchu senpaitachi

I forgot there was a time you could say the Nigger-word without some shithead screaming "go back to Sup Forums" even if you're doing it as a joke

But Johnny *is* a huge cock.

Cor blimey.

Well this was disappointing after all the waiting

TIL bongs have another way of making measurements retarded


why measure alcohol in proof holy shit

Sup Forums ruins shit for everyone once again

It's less than 7% off from 80 proof, are you retarded?
The real issue is that cinnamon "whiskey" has never tasted like hot + whiskey. Instead it's some sugary candy sludge that tastes like neutral spirit and red hots and is more viscous than any straight hard liquor
Someone please explain.
Also explain why they don't give me the shits I'm expecting.
Bowel Movements

It's standard everywhere, retard

>disliking standard spirits
>would have to autistically order the high proof shit at any bar
>either autistically only drinks straight alcohol because LE REAL MAN meme or wastes several dollars per cocktail

I love high proof spirits, but this is cringe.

Wine is like 9-15, fortified is like 18-22. 30-40 is flavored liquor, which is exactly what this is

>Thing Burger has fucking BACON in it
What the fuck were they thinking?

Liquor just means it is made by distillation.

hhhhehehehehe

Found this at a garage sale.

nope I have never encountered it in either northern, southern, central or eastern Europe.

Fucking phone.

those gumballs are the shit

>Doom
>Superior
Did this candy predict the future?

>Cinnamon
Never good
>only 66.6 proof
Why not make it 133.2 proof?
Market as 66.6 percent

No, it was the tumblr/reddit sjw invasion.

Okay, so how would you make hellboy whiskey? Only idea I have is grains malted with holy water and aged with oak from a graveyard.

I'm not entirely sure if you even know what alcohol proof means.

I mean, enjoy your absinthe, I guess.

I thought it was illegal to depict cartoon characters in alcoholic and tobacco products.

Isn't this why Duff beer doesn't exist and why Ratatouille/Remy wine got pulled?

>nu males
>nu males everywhere
This is what happens when you don't have a positive male role model as a child.
You guys seriously have to grow a pair of balls at some point.
And fuck you, Smirnoff is just as American as any other immigrant descendant. So unless your name is sitting bull shut the fuck up pussy.

>I thought it was illegal to depict cartoon characters in alcoholic and tobacco products.

What, like federal law?

I'm surprised if that's true. Surely it'd infringe on the 1st Amendment?

like is this a joke or do you seriously believe this?

>Never good
Fuck you. Cinnamon whiskey is alright.

How do I into alcohol, user?

not really, the standard i have allways seen is volume over volume percentage

Fucking Chartreuse is more than 100 proof.

>infringe on the 1st Amendment
Why? It's against corporate advertising and not personal expression.

Then you must drink only beer, ya lightweight.

I mean, if it's a character you don't have the licenses for, sure. But if you draw up your own character or a character you own? I doubt that got passed through.

>Those stories

These Sup Forums-tier stories make me laugh like a retard every fucking time. I don't care how stupid they get.