R.I.P STAR WARS

R.I.P STAR WARS

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Luke found the red pill on that island.

Theres already 30 different threads for spoilers

You Sup Forums tards are always taking things out of context. The movie will make sense, you just need to see it

could you not flip it?

put a 12 gauge against the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger shill

Why not try spinning, that used to be a good trick

Someone post the SuperLeia gif or else

>paying actual money on jewish disney capeshit in space
no ty

WHERE THE SUPER LEIA WEBM?

WHERE IS IT

>Y-you're a shill!
Damn you got him good

thanks. nice trips

Is it worse than the prequels?

I saw it and it was just this stupid. The movie had exactly zero (0) proper lightsaber duels.

I'll watch a cam rip. I already know from the leaks they went in the wrong direction and botched it

it's worse than AoTC

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Its somewhere between the last movie and attack of the clones.

t. CNN

The somehow managed to fuck over the OT, rape the brand and make Rey Queen of the force. By far worse then clones and even Phantom. Absolute fucking discrace

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its so retarded i don't even feel like spamming spoilers like i did for tfa

t. Disney

Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cool?

He literally says something like that at the end of the fight.
I think it was 'See you around, kid'

What a fucking travesty.

WHERE IS SUPER LEIA GIF

Why are there metal gears standing around them?

i want to post it, but you'll just spam more threads about this garbage then

bused gabegino bruuuuuuuuuuuguhhhh

>slow mo

Amazing choreography. Masterful

i cant wait for this movie to make a billion dollars and Sup Forums will rage for the next two years.

fucking post it somebody

BUT DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?

We want SuperLeia!
We want SuperLeia!
We want SuperLeia!

Post the red lipstick one.

APOLOGIZE

Luke Skywalker is Neo??? Star Wars is just a part of the Matrix??? What the fuck

>let the bodies hit the floor starts playing

S U P E R L E I A N O W

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Lol Sup Forums is fucking retarded. This movie looks great. All the critics love it, Reddit is optimistic too and it's getting great ratings. Sup Forums is full of contrarian sad spoiler idiots.

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(you)

I will see it once a camrip becomes available :^)

Wait just a second. Isn't Luke roughly the same age as Obi Wan, in the original series? How come Luke can move so much better and Obi Wan moved like an old turtle.

Can someone give me a quick rundown about leila ?

and the kids love it, and the families love it, and that's all that matters gosh dang it! everybody come out and have a fun time! bring your dog! smuggle pets and food into the theater! hit me on the head with a fucking hammer! it's star war!

>Leia: I held out hope for so long, but I know my son is gone.
>Luke: No one's ever really gone.

Luke basically spoils IX. Also Hux looks like he'll betray Kylo at any turn to take power for himself.

Confirmed you haven't seen it then. Kek

She (the actor) is fucking dead while the character is still alive in the movies.

Shh shh nobody here cares about the plot of this trainwreck. Not anymore.

That shit is still dumb, but at least there was an effort.

Sup Forums BTFO

>Last straight white male left in a franchise sacrifices himself so the ragtag band of multicult rebels can get away and eventually take down the evil nazi regime

>Wait just a second. Isn't Luke roughly the same age as Obi Wan, in the original series? How come Luke can move so much better and Obi Wan moved like an old turtle.

Obi-Wan being old and slow is the plot hole. Dooku was even older and he was moving around like crazy.

I miss George

Kylos still there

>last straight white male left in the franchise are bad guys
>will be sacrificed to rey sue
>kylo will kill leia to make him even more evil
>prolly chewie and one of the droids too when he inevitably blows up the falcon
>finn or poe somehow survive tho

Two sequels for the price of one! What a bargain!

tbqh the cinematography is beautiful, too bad the choreography is garbage

>all the definitely not AT-ATs just watching

>Obi-Wan being old and slow is the plot hole
>plot hole
>Image result for plot hole
www.movieplotholes.com
In fiction, a plot hole, plothole or plot error is a gap or inconsistency in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic established by the story's plot. Such inconsistencies include such things as illogical or impossible events, and statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline.

Stop it.

Technology progressed. Are you too retarded to not understand this?

that's not a plot hole old people don't all have the same athletic ability you dumb fuck

ah yes we can totally judge the cinematography from this camrip

>Falcon blows up
>Finn and poe survive because Porgs can create force bubbles

>no one is ever really gone
>good thing i didnt succeed at murdering him huh? Ha ha! Slippery lil bastard

Why did Luke even ignite his lightsaber he doesn't use it to block or counter-strike?

And why did Luke even kill himself astral projecting to Kylo if he didn't intend to actually fight Kylo? This shit makes no sense.

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I'm so fucking pissed thAT THERE'S SLOW MOW IN STAR WARS NOW. FIRST SHAKY CAM AND SNAP ZOOMS NOW THIS, FUCK

Does Luke die in this shitfest or not?

because he is a decoy
he is saving time to let the resistance escape

It was a limitation of the time, but it was explained away by turbonerds that his age and weariness of Vader made him fight cautiously.

>no one is every really gone
>Did I ever tell you about the time I had a vision that Kylo might turn evil so I tried to murder him in his sleep? I was worried that he might be gone and not be able to turn back from the dark side. But now I'm not. He was a good friend.

Remember. The dancing It webm?
It was stupid in the webm and it was stupid in context. And this will be too.

I can't even tell what is happening. Every time some takes a swing, the camera just shoots to a close up of their faces so we can't actually even actually see the choreography.

>blowing the fact you're a decoy
Jesus this board is filled with idiots.

Yep. He never even leaves his cuck island. We waited 30 years to see Luke on the big screen again for him not even to clash sabers.

They should just let the people that did the Old Republic cinematic trailers do an animated Star Wars film. Those trailers were so much better than this shit.

Dooku, Sheev, Yoda?

Video games are the only ones that do lightsaber fights right.

Hah it reminded me of MGS2 as well.

The fuck? This is some prequel-level bullshit.

And? You're naming off characters for what reason?

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I'd fucking kill for a movie that's set in the Old Republic

MY MOUTH IS OPEN

All of them are old but are still great with lightsabers.

The old folks use the force to augment their abilities.

Old Obi Wan being that way was just a limitation of the time. Stop using headcannon to fix old problems.

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(((Mendelson)))

the autism on this board astounds me

>Scott Meldeson
This guy is a bitch and a rapist. Look at his pic. He probably dicked girls just like Weinstein.

what's the problem? That Obi-Wan didn't move fast?

Not an argument. Obi Wan being shit at fighting in Episode 4 is a plot hole.

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You're a fucking idiot.

DUDE THE MATRIX LMAO