Just watched this film, it sucks, uncle ben died in 9/11, Tony tells him about responsibility

Just watched this film, it sucks, uncle ben died in 9/11, Tony tells him about responsibility.

Worst comicbook film this decade

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>uncle ben died in 9/11

>uncle ben died in 9/11
>completely missing the point of uncle ben's death

>uncle ben died in 9/11

lol if true

So Ben died when Peter was what, a year old?

Oh my god if this was true

>Tony tells him about responsibility.

After he walks out of Aunt May's bedroom with a used condom in his hand...?

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>Worst comicbook film this decade
nice try DShill

I don't know if you're gullible or just desperate to pretend you're angry but it looks pretty bad on you either way.

>uncle ben died on 9/11

shit, this might be legit

This is a Sony baby. I can't see even Feige saving this. It'll be the MCU's first critical failure and box office disappointment.

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Does Stark's new suit do anything cool or is it just Mark XLVI Ultimates edition.

I'm about to dab on you.

>uncle ben died in 9/11
The fact that I believed you for a split second makes me sad

raised by sexy single mother Aunt May

9/11 was 16 years ago.

Would Peter even have been alive?!

>MCU's first critical failure

Possible?

>box office disappointment

No way.

It's not. Japan has been getting a bunch of Marvel hype for their release of GOTG 2.

>box office disappointment
>No way.
this I mean it's got like no competition so even if it is shit it's gonna be huge

The film is gonna make money, but it's sure as hell going to disappoint with the amount of hype around it.

It's Spider-Man...even if it is shit it will make a fortune from name alone.
Look at starwars

>uncle ben died in 9/11

>>uncle ben died in 9/11
I hope it true just for shitposting.

Probably not but considering Ben and May aren't his biological parents.

that said Ben dying when Peter is young is a cheap cop out.

I mean for fucks sakes why is Peter Spider-Man, did he become a superhero for fun cause he saw The Avengers doing it?

>Peter... the terrorist attack was an inside job!
>Bush and Cheney want to use it as an excuse to invade Iraq!

This fucking Flash Thompson...

Loki > Hestia

>uncle ben died in 9/11

>uncle ben died in 9/11

That doesn't even make sense, Peter wouldn't even be able to remember him

STOP YOUR LIES

>yfw spider-man is the alex jones of the mcu

Wow I didn't know Raimi was back.

>Tony, did you like, know about flouride and stuff in the water? Are you one of the globalists?

Peter is like 15 so that doesn't even work timeline wise since he clearly knows who Uncle Ben is

Peter, don't be silly. Of course I did 9/11, I'm the father of the post-millennium military industrial complex. Those Ferraris weren't going to pay for themselves.

OP would never make shit up so this must be true.

Fuck, out of all the replies, i read this one as

>uncle ben did 9/11

I need a break from Sup Forums.

>tfw Stark takes out insurance policies on every major skyscraper before IW 1&2 in anticipation of city-wide devastation

>Uncle Ben died in 9/11
Woah they brought back Raimi?

>>uncle ben did 9/11
Oh shit

Despicable Me 3 the week before. There's Planet of the Apes the week after, although I don't think that will take too many people away. Then Nolan's Dunkirk the following week.

>uncle ben died in 9/11
>this scene.

oh no.
OH NO!!!

>Peter with great power comes great responsibility, and this country has abused it's power and must be punished

>There's Planet of the Apes the week after, although I don't think that will take too many people away.

Those apes movies are really popular

Or its just an asian trailer that hasn't released here yet

FOR THE GREAT WEAVER

>Uncle Ben died the year after Pete was born
No.

Maybe Pete's parents but Marvel have enough power to stop Sonys retardation on this level

This is just desperate and sad.

Is the Vulture's final plan trying to recreate 9/11???

There are people that actually believe this.

Caps are from the footage shown in Japan.

Use your googlefu, there's a bunch of shit here: twitter.com/tomhsource

neato

also neato

>since he clearly knows who Uncle Ben is
Does he? Ben wasn't mentioned or even referenced in Civil War.

It's Sup Forums, what did you expect? It will make shit up entirely for shitposts

>Sandman killed Uncle Ben who was buying chocolate milk on 9/11

Read this as shadman killed uncle ben.

>Peter with great power comes-
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Uncle Ben, you there?

>An early Peter Parker is at an airport, about to fly to one of his next gigs
>a terrorist is being chased by some airport security
>SOMEBODY STOP THAT TERRORIST
>Peter lets him run by and board the plane
>Not my problem
>Peter failed to stop 9/11

He did this as an infant?

Possibly a fetus?

It's 100% Legit, also got to watch this Kino

>that flash

I thought this was a cut from a bollywood movie

what am i looking at
who's talking to cade?

He's on stilts, isn't he?

Cogman, Anthony Hopkins's british Transformer butler.

Raimi needs to be stopped

I'd rather see a Batman with parents that died on 9/11

Then all of his villains can be a mix of Muslim terrorists that came to Gotham to blow shit up for their decadence and random refugees that turned to a life of costumed crime.

Dark Souls hill?

Pretty sure all the worst comic movies this decade have been straight from D*sney, lad. FROMsoft had nothing to do with them.

WELCOME TO OBAMA'S REPUBLIC OF HITLERSTAN

CMOOOOOOOOOOON , 5 SCOOOPS, YOU ARE RUINING IT!

Thoughth it was a bollywood comedy...its actually the real Spooder-loo movie

>implying it wasn't Marvels idea

So Joker with a green beard and purple turban, refugee Syrian Penguin, rape squad Bane?

I wanna say marvel wouldnt put uncle ben in 9/11 peters parents maaayybee if u cle ben died on 9/11 marvel done fucked up

I know.

Uncle Ben dying in 9/11? What did IS even have against him??

How can that thing exist in the same universe as the Falcon's flight pack?

>uncle ben died in 9/11 helping people in the street, or maybe he was a fireman
>we need another reason for Pete to take up great responsibility
maybe Gwen Stacy died during those six months.
what do you think?

Does this mean Parker let 9/11 happen, and that's how he learned that with great power comes great responsibility?

>what is damage control

So the guy Peter let escape was actually Osama Bin Laden?

>blurry footage
>weird camera angles
>unsubstantiated wild claims
New Pokemon?

I thought they had tight security at test screenings.

We all did.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqxEUs2F84E

Now if we all pretend that Uncle Ben was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance we could know what it truly means to be a Spider-Man

>Peter Parker was now born in 2000

Brb, necking myself

>MCU takes place in the current year
>Peter is in high school in Spiderman:homecoming
>Uncle Ben dying in 9/11 would mean he died 16 years ago
I don't habeeb it

because different people build different things?

>That is Flash Thompson

I am so glad I had no faith in this movie to begin with.

Peter Parker is supposed to be like 16 years old.

Uncle Ben would have died before Peter was born.

Best part of the movie.

>Uncle Ben not duing during the Battle of New York (or THE INCIDENT)

Wtf
It's legit?

You can't be this stupid son

So, is this how it works on Sup Forums?

If you just post the pictures, nobody cares, but if you bullshit up lies, it's widely believed?

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is there a torrent yet?