Ruin a movie in 10 words or less

ruin a movie in 10 words or less

>starring Martin Lawrence

stop bullying Martin Lawrence

>starring Dwayne Johnson

>Adam Sandler

The Black Knight was good

Fuck you.

directed by zack snyder
written by david goyer

>produced by mark wahlberg

>[reboot without a subtitle]

directed by denis villeneuve

produced or directed by jews

>starring finn wolfhard

He's got a bunch of funny movies.

>soundtrack by Hans Zimmer

Written by a woman.

no, fucking, way

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

This Spring, Rob Schneider is . . .

>from the creative minds

This.
Also,
>WWII drama

Fuck off, Nothing to Lose is comfy as fuck

Rob Schneider, I agree with for about 80%

The Hot Chick was really comfy, Big Stan and Deuce Bigalow are decent too. Too bad the rest of his films are shit though.

>The [genre] we need in the Trump era

pretty much

>the Director who brought you the Dark Knight Trilogy, - Inception

>directed and/or written by JJ Abrams

>Released: 2017

>Movie (1987)
>MOVIE (2017)

I fucking hate this so much.

>featuring Academy Award Nominee

"Declared to be kino by /tv"

Blue Streak
Black Knight (oh no here comes Sup Forums)
Both Bad Boys

All good movies

>A Spike Lee Joint

Bunch of literally whos supported by a well known actor/actress.

> From the Creators of Scary Movie

you're defending Martin Lawrence
just think about that for 2 seconds

STAR WARS (Released 20--)

>just when you thought it was safe to.....

>based on a true story

soundtrack by Jay-Z

One word reviews from magazines in the trailer

"Stunning" - Jews
"Gripping" - Some Faggot
"Breathtaking" - Cuckold

>Starring a black comedian not named Eddie Murphy

>Sony Pictures Presents ....

>rewritten after the 2016 election

Blue Streak, Nothing to Lose, and Bad Boys are all classics you motherfucker

Life and Blue Streak were good.

How did you forget this Schneider classic?

Watch Blue Streak again I dare you. You can't do it. It's shit

hope you're ready for a very lengthy tweet reply

>a tour de force
>this summer's hottest ______
>from the producer of _______

Movie is based on some minor war or conflict.

>/tv
>can't even get Sup Forums lingo right

I just googled all the Sony movies that came out this year and holy shit

>from the creative genius who brought you "This is 40"

Adam Sandler is an enigma, he's actually a good actor who's shown to be able to play serious roles almost as well as Jim Carey but is completely content to churn out the shittiest films of all time.

a brand new sequel, straight to your bedroom on dvd

>the true story you never knew about the making of....

Why put out actually effort when you can get studios to give you and your friends millions of dollars to go to exotic places and goof around on camera

yeah its horrific isnt it.

>cinematic universe
Yet somehow this entices many

what happened to Adrien Brody?

Didn't he win an academy award? Can't he basically pick and choose whatever wants to do?

Biopics are usually even worse.

Bad Boys was fucking awesome. Watched it yesterday fucking great movie.

MAH-IN was a costar tho

>I haven't seen The Rundown

>Directed by JJ Abrams.

The fuck are you on about.

t. critic

Blue Streak is great you fucking pleb

"slow burn"

>directed by James cameron

When I was a kid I would get bargain bin movies from Wal-Mart every week and watched several Martin Lawrence movies.

I actually liked LIFE, Blue Streak, and Black Knight.

Martin Lawrence was pretty funny. Much better than Kevin Hart.

Life was good OP

>MAH-IN

sometimes you're ok Sup Forums

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>Blue Streak
>Life
>Bad Boys 1 and 2
>Black Knight
>the first Big Momma's House

Every bad movie Martin Lawrence has ever starred in wasn't even remotely his fault, and every good one he has starred in was only good because of him

Prove me the FUCK wrong RIGHT NOW or shut the FUCK up

You fucking faggot Eddie Murphy carried martin in Life

if you like Martin Lawrence, you are beyond saving

"Tyler Perry's"

>Directed by D.W. Griffith

Eddie Murphy was good but Martin being able to play the voice of reason while still maintaining comedic integrity is the reason Life was a 10/10 movie

Name two-hundred and thirty seven (237) movies that do this.

In fact every good movie he was in had nothing to do with him. Bad Boys - Will Smith, Life - Eddie Murphy
Blue Streak is dogshit.

Sup Forums and Sup Forums generally like it.

Name some examples.

They generally don't like anything tho.

For real tho.
This movie literally reveals the cure for all diseases!
>shitty directing
>worst thing ive ever seen
>I can write something better in my sleep

>A movie that kills all niggers and jews

>the SJWed that shit by making one of the killers a woman

>uncovers an uncomfortable truth about modern society

>2/5

based on Marvel Comics

>confronts the race issue in a profound and enlightening way

Go back.

>from the producer of

That’s Michael Jordan

>only oldfags will remember this meme

Just shut the fuck up! Shut up. I hate that fucking kikesucker

Funny People was good

nb4
>REEEEEEEE

>le ebin joke XD

im kind of the opposite, him directing is p much the only time i can stand him. inside man was a great heist film
also
>bbc

>unironically enjoying dishonest cinema