They really will make anyone a Grand Admiral these days
Henry Harris
reckon she ever did anal?
Angel Flores
Do condoms exist in Star Wars?
Christopher Myers
user...
she ONLY did anal
Isaiah Rivera
No just like underwear
Bentley Phillips
Why do you think it took so long for her to get pregnant?
Jace Garcia
So you're telling me the one time ever that she didn't do sweaty buttsex was the time Luke and Leia were conceived?
Leo Rivera
Only for Senator Clovis.
Lincoln Reyes
>what, in your opinion, constitutes being a real Star Wars fan? Someone who enjoys Star Wars, even if they don't like every movie or if they prefer one era. Someone who can enjoy at least some of the new stuff alongside the old stuff.
I don't wanna sound like a gate-keeper, but if you're one of those people that only enjoys the Original Trilogy and/or are an OT Elitist, then I don't think you can call yourself a Star Wars fan. Star Wars is much more than the Original Trilogy now, and if you don't like anything after 1983 then you're not a Star Wars fan. You're an OT fan.
Gabriel Butler
No user
She birthed them out her butt.
The force works in mysterious ways
Charles Jones
Nth for Eli/Thrawn best ship bar none Anyone who disagrees is a fag
Parker Thompson
Lucky bastard
Nolan Garcia
Aphra is very cute, but...
Hudson Lopez
She seems to be REALLY into chicks...
I don't think Luke is gonna' get laid after all, guys.
Lucas King
Things I learned to today:
1) Padme was a buttslut and also technically died a virgin 2) The force truly is magical.
Luis Nguyen
Posting actual best ship. It's better by default because it's straight.
Christopher Barnes
Yo this conehead pimp has a loli slave Twi'lek in the new comic
Caleb Morales
Bisexual people do exist ya know
Jayden Hill
I'm a fag but I think Thrawn/Kallus is better. Yeah that's right, I went there. Internet fight me bitch.
Jack Wright
Yeah, but this is the third time they've made a nod to her being attracted to a girl. I think they want her to be a lesbean
Jayden Mitchell
Semen with high midi-chlorian levels can impregnate you just by gating on your skin.
Eli Martin
Is the Luke x Aphra crossover out?
Robert King
I'd say you're definitely allowed to limit your interest to the first 6 movies and the stuff that came in between. That's a huge chunk of time.
It makes sense for everything after the disney buyout to be optional because it sort of marks a new era for star wars. I wouldn't say you have to enjoy the new stuff at all, it's a completely different scenario than the case of OT vs PT.
Oliver Gonzalez
That doesn't really work with her Darth Vader fetish.
Also I sortof had my heart set on Luke and Aphra now, I would be sad if she liked girls only.
Nathan Reed
It's like you heard the word bisexual, but you have no clue what it means.
Nolan Young
Not yet.
Leo Edwards
Pryce X thrawn for me
Levi Miller
Oh dang
Henry Carter
Nah, thats next issue
Bisexual Aphra would be best Aphra
Luke/Aphra/Leia threesome when?
Austin Adams
Only for torture and mind games. No pleasure for traitors.
Carson Wright
True, pic related.
Jaxon Thomas
So since load after load of nut got deposited in Padme's butt she was bound to get pregnant
Ethan Perry
NO
Thomas Campbell
Yes
Nicholas Ward
My nigga
Colton Nelson
...
Dominic Wilson
Fine.
John Jackson
What a pretty face she has...
Thrawn might miss her if something... Happened.
Ryan Ortiz
...
Cameron White
She was kinda attracted to Vader. Probably bi, but keep the tease with the women for now because that nets more brownie points.
Kevin Williams
Probably I mean Anakin was younger so he probably had an okay looking ass.
Xavier Martinez
...
Hunter Gutierrez
Thrawn would be the last person to miss her. Literally.
Evan Myers
>flinching that hard because of a pillow that's some special kinda pussy
Jonathan Butler
>Luke/Aphra/Leia threesome when?
Nasty. Ani would not approve.
It's like you've never even heard of the trope 'rape into submission'. You should read more yaoi senpai.
Isaiah Bailey
You've gone to this far Darth Filoni! Your reign of terror ends here!
Might just commission something abut those two. I was thinking the bit where they are in the cafe.
Also holy fuck everyone's shipping ITT
Joseph Morgan
Ooh, a 5 issue crossover even?
Robert Perry
...
Juan Gutierrez
I'm happy you guys cleared up any confusion and confirmed that Padme is canonically a buttslut - Appreciate it
Anthony Nguyen
I'm not that far into the book. Does he actually think so little of her?
Does he not at least grow fond of her?
Jayden Fisher
If Sabine doesn't appreciate him, I'll take him.
Elijah Scott
Who wouldn't want to fuck Vader though? Pretty sure the only people who don't are rebel scum and those celibate Jedi weirdos.
Jaxson King
Is that the reason Thrawn got kicked out of the ascendancy?
Thrawn wasn't kicked out. His exile was a ruse in order to be picked up by the Empire. That attempt was actually his third to be picked up.
Jacob Torres
stop shilling for some fag
Adrian Peterson
Request them in a cafe, with Thrawn holding her hands
Luis James
Yeah but if just goes to show that she isn't a lesbian. If you want dick and pussy you're bi.
Brandon Lewis
That's almost as disgusting as consentual sex in the missionary position you sick fuck.
Camden Ross
Natalie Portman is proof that jews are the chosen people
Austin Thomas
Chosen by whom though.
Samuel Davis
>If you want dick Pretty sure his got burned off. Though you don't really need it when you have the force.
Isaiah Sullivan
>you sick fuck. Guilty as charged. I also want to see Ezra kissing SS' forehead.
Charles Morgan
...
Caleb Lewis
Necrophilia is illegal you rebel sympathizing pervert.
Xavier Flores
>Act for many-many years >Land a role in some childish film no one's gonna watch >It becomes a worldwide hit >All you are ever known for at this point is this movie >All your lines are now used as memes on a chinese basket weaving voodoo forum
Alec had a hard legacy
Jordan Nelson
Thinking ahead of the game.
Zachary Flores
Cybernetics, my good man. Cybernetics.
Tyler Richardson
Tsundere Sempai Vader
Adrian Russell
Woah pretty cool
Benjamin Robinson
That guy in the back in trying to hide the multiple spontaneous orgasms he got just from Vader walking by.
Hunter Howard
Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. It's power is insignificant when compared to the power of the force.
Jack Davis
He was a good friend.
Gavin Jackson
>tfw rewatched Closer recently thank you.
Levi Stewart
So far this thread has been:
Discussing Padme doing exclusively anal and somehow getting pregnant through her butt
Or Darth Vader / Thrawn / Pryce doing lewd acts
I love and hate /swco/ in equal measure
Elijah Murphy
>The civilizations of the Unknown Regions are probing the known galaxy for possible assistance against some unknown threats
Levi Rodriguez
Her butthole makes an appearance in that movie.
And she wears a sexy pink wig
still not as hot as sweaty padme anal tho
Daniel Wright
Old men make peace, young men make fuck
Evan Bennett
SNOKE N O K E
John Clark
daym
Lincoln Carter
Before the dark times
Before the OT
Joseph Nguyen
I fell FAR behind with Star Wars.
Haven't read any comics since Anakin and Obi Wan and none of the books after Ahsoka
Where should I jump in? Did I miss any other noteworthy releases besides the comics and books?
Brayden Torres
...
Colton Green
I'm sorry user. Some threads are uninspired. But fun.
Josiah Lopez
That's honestly not that much to catch up on.
You have Thrawn, Empire's End, the Aphra comic if you've finished Vader, Han's comic, Mauls new one, and the main Star Wars comic
Ryder Diaz
CATALYST
Isaac Murphy
You know what I've always like about George Lucas, he actually read star wars comics. Now im not sure how many he read or which he liked but there is evidence that he did read them. I wonder if he's read any marvel ones? Or what he thinks of them?
Jeremiah Hill
jesus
Kayden Rivera
There were pics of him buying canon comics in a store last year.
No idea if he liked them or not.
I'd hope he stuck with them, I think he would really like some of the stuff they did with the Vader comic.
Mason Butler
I miss george.
Anthony Davis
>posting a few drawings and then linking to the artist >shilling
Pick one
William Thomas
So we're getting TLJ trailer tomorrow or later on in the 40th celebrations?
Elijah Cruz
Tomorrow, probably.
The usually show trailers on the first day of celebration, so they can talk about it, and not risk any actors slipping up, or the trailer leaking somehow.
Xavier Hughes
You already know quads user. Reach out, feel the force flow through you.
Elijah Diaz
You should probably start with Thrawn (if you're a fast reader and can finish it in a day or two) just so you can discuss it with us while it's fresh. Then you should listen to the audio books for the Aftermath trilogy because they're really important and show how the First Order was formed. After that just go in release order or by order of what you're more interested in.
I would also recommend reading Dr Aphra really quick because it has some important Old Republic stuff that may be further elaborated on at Celebration (especially with rumors of an Old Republic era game being made by the God of War guys.)
Ethan Sanchez
Force Schlong isn't a technique, Lord Vader. Those women are just humoring you.