Creates QT giantess stormtroper girl

>creates QT giantess stormtroper girl
>kills them off before anything cool happens
Why is the cuck rian johnson killing all these new characters before they even do anything for the plot?

>mfw based Rian killed off all these characters as a big fuck you to JJ and doesn't even care about Meme Wars

Not like Boba Fett actually did anything in the originals. Vader gave him Han Solo, and then he got pushed into the Sarlacc Pit without doing shit. They're just trying to copy that success for the toyline and new EU stuff.

>LET’S GO CHROME DOME

Is this line actually in the movie

He captured han solo, he did more shit then both snoke and phasma combined

>He captured han solo
No, he didn't. Vader did it.

Because they all suck and you know it. But obviously he couldn't kill Rey, Finn and Kylo, so you'll have to stick with them for one more movie

Requesting smut involving Phasma and a rookie trooper

Yes. You can’t make this stuff up. Even worse, her duel with Finn ends with this exchange:

>Phasma: You always WERE scum...
>Finn: *Rebel* scum!

yes

Vader captured Leia and Han after Lando led them into a trap. Fett did literally nothing.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Her size writes the stories themselves

>implying she's dead
chrome dome protected her from the explosion

I still can't get over that wookie rape scene with her.

> even the movie dialogue does not care about the difference between rebels and resistance

I mean, there really is no difference. Snoke even calls the Resistance “The Rebellion” at one point.

The Resistance is a rebellion. The Resistance fighters are rebels.

>creates

Boba Fett became popular because of the fans. The studio artificialy created the hype around her. Phasma's entire arch is a three minute toy commercial.

No, the resistance fighters are a citizen militia brought together to fight the oncoming threat of an organized invading force.

The resistance are basically like the French in WWII. But they are not rebels. They’re defending the system of government they have.

>hype her up as a hardcore super commando
>gets captured and thrown in garbage bin without any resistance in VII
>hype her up again by saying she has a bigger role in VIII
>jobs to blackman again with no good reason
>probably didn't still die since she'll do something in IX finally, believe us guise!!!1!
>mfw