User counters my points in a long well-written post

>user counters my points in a long well-written post
>reply with "autism"

audi....au...aud....audiis....audism hhaaaaarrghhh

>user calls me out for samefagging
>I am samefagging
>still tell him he's pulling shit from his ass anyway and everyone believes me

but deep inside you know you're a dumb frogposter

>See a perfectly good thread
>First post is complaining about niggers and Jews again
Every thread

>two people arguing
>I join in on both sides making dumb points that are easily torn apart and the argument continues.

wew lad, make sure you dont hurt anybody with your razor sharp intellect.

...

> Well written

> Literally just autistic screeching in text for.

Autism.

>disagree with user
>instead of arguing my points I take his position and act like a retard to make his side look like it's in the wrong

>see two anons in a heated argument
>reply to both of them as the other person with comments that get stupider and stupider

>see soyboy getting triggered by Sup Forums
>tell him to go back to /pol

>Fun frogposting thread
>Redditor makes it about Sup Forums
Every time.

>user accuses me of samefagging
>Edit the page to remove (You)s
>Post the screenshot as if it proves anything

>make stupid argument ironically
>get unironically mad when someone calls me stupid for it
>defend the argument seriously

>serious thread going on about casting for a movie
>post Idris Elba

>argue against autist when I know he's actually right
>keep telling him he's wrong and he needs to post links and sources
>check other tabs, come back 15 minutes later
>see autist has posted 20 links and wrote 5 posts about it
>close tab

>a bunch of anons reply to most post
>I close the thread and stop paying attention, I'll let them sort it out

>make a meek post, no one replies
>refresh until thread dies, looking desperately for any acknowledgement

>Get in argument, make a mistake and know I'll be called out
>leave the thread and never look back

samefag

>user asks another user a question about something he's said
>I answer

>get a (You)
>re-read post smiling

>arguing with an user
>get BTFO one post
>random stranger comes into the argument to un-BTFO me

Thank you sir

This is the best way to communicate on Sup Forums, I've found. People ignore actual thoughts and reply to retards only.

kek

literally me

>Enter thread
>Call random user a soyboy
>Close thread
Who else does the same?

>user says I'm butthurt
>Tell him he is

...

Alternatively
>see two anons having an argument
>come into the argument pretending to be one of them but acting completely retarded
>user now has no leg to stand on and gets BTFO

>getting btfo by user in debate
>call him a non white shitskin and close the tab.

I do this but with Reddit

>anons busy discussing a show or film I will never watch
>enter thread and tell them it's shit and they have shit taste
>leave thread

t-thanks

>not the user you were arguing with
>actually am that user

Absolutely based.

>user answers for me in a post
>I actually agree with him

>no U

>Was making a joke
>He mistook me to be serious
>Can't tell him that because he'll just say I was pretending to be retarded

here is another one

I reply to random posts with
>he doesn't get it

Retard

>can'

>user agrees with me
>Argue with him anyway

>bunch of anons reply to one post
>quote all of the anons and say something retarded
>rake in the (You)s

Works every time

>see a post on Sup Forums
>reply with "soyboy"

>Write a pol tier post
>Reply to my own post telling myself to get back to pol
Who else /toosmarttohaveasinglepersonality/ here?

>poster uses the terms "soyboy", "cuck" or "numale"
>people actually respond to him

You guys know that you bring this on yourselves, right?
This shit could have been over in a day if you retards would stop responding to trolls.

>make a really fucking stupid post in an attempt to be funny
>user thought it was funny

>want to know the answer to something
>know if I ask a question nobody will answer or just shitpost
>instead state something I know is wrong
>5 triggered anons instantly "correct" me
>get the answer I wanted

this is the best Sup Forums feeling

>see a nice thread with thoughtful conversation
>derail with no survivors

>Soyboy tries to police language

...

>change slightly the way I write
>not that user but..
>making it seem like people are agreeing with me

t.soyboy

>Make a post
>Get a reply
>It's either: this, /thread, or underrated

>not that user but..
>am really not that user

get back to pol

(you)

I do this all the time, I'll spend 30 minutes carefully posting as fuel just for a single post accusing all of my other posts of being reddit or autism or pol or whatever

>make a shitty Sup Forums bait post
>soyboys respond with passive aggressive rage

HE DID IT! HE SAID THE WORD! LOL!

Both of those posts are made by me btw

>refresh front page
>see brand new thread at the top of the page
>immediately post something memey in it
>get three people saying 'fpbp'

These threads really improve my shitposting skills, thanks for the info guys

>easily win argument
>other user is pulling out every derailment tactic to no avail
>see new thread in catalog repeating his argument
It slays me how emotional millennials get over trivial shitposting.

>start losing an argument
>activate the proxies and reply to the anons with posts such as "kek what a retard" ">being this retarded" "can't make this shit up" ">He actually believes it" "fuck off pleb" "back to redd_t"
>Win the argument

>user counters my points in a long well-written post
>reply with "soyboy"

Stupid frogposters

Kek what a loser

It slays me how invested people get in shitposting when it consumes them and their entire life but they still pretend it's just for funsies.

all me btw
>no one of those are mine

>knowingly make mistake in japanese
>hundreds of (you)s from pissed off weebs
すごいだ

>weebs actually can't read japanese

...

>make a particularly retarded comment just so I can reply and btfo myself

>arguing with someone
>pretend to be someone else and agree with him
>act really retarded making him look bad for agreeing with me

based

Agreed. Just look at this thread.

>that guy that keeps saying "desu" and pretending like he/other people think it's ironic or something

It's not. It's legitimately retarded.

>re-read post smiling, dancing around, then re-read it again several times

>see a post about a couple thing
>write a 20 lines idyllic greentext about you and a girl living a perfect loving moment
>get showered with (You)s

I've never understood this Pepe. Is he hoovering the popcorn into his mouth?

this desu senpai

>have no lactation fetish whatsoever
>still post "giv milkies" in every semi-relevant thread
last night with the sea sloth and luke from star wars was a fucking blast

this desu senpai senpaitachi baka

>popcorn
I thought those were bees

YOU CAN'T USE DA WITH AN I ADJECTIVE AAAAAAA

he's going fucking nuts and spilling his popcorn

I love this, happens a few times a week and never fails to pleasantly surprise me.

>Be losing argument because I'm a brainlet that can't argue for shit
>Based intelligent user comes to my rescue and helps me win the argument

You really, really need to take a night off. For you and for everyone else.
Your mother, your father and I are very concerned about you.

>Be lonely
>Want some (you)s
>Go to Sup Forums
>Post something bad about Trump or pretend to be a jew
>Get at least 5 (you)s in a matter of seconds
Works like a charm

>like X
>user says that X is shit
>reply to the user that he is the one who is shit
>user replies that I'm SEETHING
how do I win this

...

>same user starts arguing with himself to make you seem like brainlet
>it backfires

desu I like it senpai baka

>get dubs in one thread
>only a couple anons check it
>go on a samefagging spree of self gratification

>want some (You)'s
>post random twitter screencap on Sup Forums
>thread hits bump limit in 10 minutes

>enter thread demanding (you)s and milkies
>get none