Is there anything he can't do?

Is there anything he can't do?

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act

become younger

Become a human being instead of fucking reptile

*it's just a shot away starts playing*

wrong
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So what's his secret? Not a single bad movie.

Make a movie about someone other than Leonardo DiCaprio

A horror movie. "Shutter Island" and "Cape Fear" are both garbage.

he was good in american pie

>not the angry cuck scene from Taxi Driver

Those two are thrillers, not horrors.

Shutter Island I will give you but Cape Fear is fantastic

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"Cape Fear" is even more schlocky and idiotic than "Shutter Island", with even less geniune suspense.

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>Shutter Island and Cape Fear are horror movies

...

Not suck the dick of criminals and gangsters

Schlockiness is fun. Capefear is good that way

Die, I hope.

DIRact

Arguing about genres is pointless, since the definitions are much more muddy and subjective that you imagine. In this case it's almost irrelevant to the point I was making (replace horror with thriller in my original post all you like), but I can actually find some citations that support the claim that those movies are indeed horror.

>Shutter Island
>ranked as # 4 best "horror" movie of the decade by Collider, above "The Witch", and below "Get Out".
collider.com/best-horror-movies-2010s/

>"...the modernist horror instant-classic “Shutter Island,”..."
>Source: The New Yorker

>Martin Scorsese’s ”Shutter Island.” It’s self-evidently a horror film, drawing amply on the canon of horror classics and exhuming its tropes to extrude from them the historical horrors of their times and of his own youth.
>Richard Brody

>Cape Fear
>ranked as #11 best "horror" movie of the 90s, between "Ringu", and "Jacob's Ladder"
Best Horror Movies of the 90s
collider.com/best-horror-movies-of-the-90s/

>"...Overblown horror-schlocker."
>Time Out Magazine

>"Despite provocative debate on legal and family ethics, it's just a horror picture, but it is at least a damn good horror picture."
>Empire magazine

Why did his collaboration with Keitel stop in the 80s?

It didn't, Keitel is in "The Irishman".

Nice, didn't even know that was a thing

DUDE narration/tracking shots/f-bombs/freeze frames/nyc/multiple wives/rise-and-fall LMAO

Save Star Wars

be 5'5"

Make that H. H. Holmes already

Hasn't made a good movie in a few decades.

A good Mafia film!

It is a shame, have you looked at the shots from the movie?

They are all washed up cocksuckers, how can you take those guys seriously?

Even in Goodfellas Joe Pesci was just a non intimidating manlet with a Napoleon complex

ABSOLUTELY BTFO'D THOSE PHILISTINES
BASED TRIPFAG

>tommy wasn't intimidating

thatwasthepoint.bmp

>Not his van gogh scene from Kurosawa's Dreams

I feel like his main purpose was to be funny, which he was.

Yeah but that's part of the charm for Cape Fear, that movie is good because of how schlocky it is

he can't make juwanna mann

stop talking jesus christ. no wonder The Last Waltz became the Robbie Robertson show they're two of a kind

fucking this, that book gave me a boner imagining the movie/miniseries it could be made into. actually that might have been the pretty girls being suffocated in a box, but whatever. i just hope the serial killer stuff doesn't take over the whole thing because the guys building the Fair were quite a cast of characters. as was Chicago itself at that time, at the intersection of high tech and culture and lofty ambition and the pits of pig-slaughtering hell and filth

>How the fuck am I funny? What the FUCK is so funny about me?!

>this guy hasn't seen what a .44 can do to a woman's pusy

I wonder...
Now that the internet exist, it's probably easy to find but back then, how common would it be to see that?