ITT: Post your husbando and rate other people's taste

ITT: Post your husbando and rate other people's taste.

For me it's got to be the Hellboy.

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>Normal legs.

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To be fair, his leg's are human-like from the knee's and above.

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This is the only shirtless Superman pic I have that can be posted on a blue board

>I will make a thread for hot Sup Forums husbands
>hot Sup Forums husbands
>Sup Forums husbands
>husbands
>implying women view Sup Forums
>implying women even view Sup Forums
Wew anons

Sup Forums is gay as fuck

>being this pure

I wish nothing but the best for you user

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>women
What did he mean by this?

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Just the suit

So what else is new

Love me some toffee

>No GIrLLss ON the INteRWebZ!!1!1!
>I'm so funny!
Go be a newfag somewhere else.
Husbando threads are a tradition old as fuck here and pretending there's no women stopped being funny years ago.

I feel like I would have been attracted to him when I was 15 and had a thing for lizards/dragons

Yep...

I want all of him

I can't explain it

9/10: a tried and true patrician hubby
5/10: I personalty don't understand the appeal
8.5/10: ME1 Garrus is best.
4/10: tumblr-tier hubby
7.5/10: a cute
7/10: supes is always good
7.25/10: underrated
6/10: no comment, probably a childhood crush gone too far
7.75/10: good choice on just the suit
7/10: also a cute
5.5/10: Brock is not a cute

My hubby is this beautiful hunk o' rock.

I love Dan a lot. I got into Dan Vs late, and I watch the episodes very slowly, one every other week, because I don't want it to end.

Top-tier taste in my book.

I see the appeal. Somebody definitely has a scalie fetish on the crew.

>forgetting images

7.5/10: no explanation needed.

>rate other people's taste.

Every opinion prior to this one: objectively shit

Nick is 0/10.

Nice paws though.

My sweet swashbuckling elf

good fucking taste

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Fillmore's a fucking cutie
tfw the series will never finish due to Nick Spencer dicking around with Captain America

he really is perfect

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Which one you whore.

ever since Sup Forums became Sup Forumsmblr, this shithole has become infested with disgusting fujoshits who have a worse mentality than the manchildren they choose to mock

>two husbandos
disgusting

I'm between Toffee and Tom, I might just really like bad guys but they are my faves.

Do you guys think Anung is warm? we know he smells like roasted peanuts, but is his body warm? is he good for cuddling?

why do I want him to hold me so bad?

I'm not gay but I'd go gay for colossus.

Yes, the fujos are the ones making all the thicc, waifu, and fetish threads. Kill yourself.

Who wouldn't?

Still doesn't dismiss the fact that they have a childish attitude when called out on for their childlike mentality. They're the ones bringing Tumblr's virulent attitude towards men and will claim that you're a neckbeard virgin if you dare criticize anything about them.

Please tell me this is real and not fanmade.

>You will never cuddle with Big Red in his XL-king sized bed after a hard day of monster hunting
>You'll never be his small spoon
>You'll never feel his intense body heat completely surround you
>You'll never feel Hellboy constantly re-positioning his stone hand and asking you whats the most comfortable
>You'll never convince him that it feels fine wherever (it feels like warms sauna rocks against your skin)
>You'll never doze off happily while Big Red's snores lull you to sleep and his beard tickles the top of your head
>You'll never wake up trapped in his tight, warm embrace
>Stone hand wrapped around your waist like a vice
>Every time you try to move away he makes a distressed grunt in his sleep and pulls you back in tighter
>You'll never joke about it to him later while he gets defensive and embarrassed about it.

Is life even worth it?

It's from a swimsuit special, Marvel used to publish good things

i would gay for this cat

Wow now I really do want to die

non furry beast is hot

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>non furry beast

pack up your vanilla ass shit taste up and leave

>tfw you will never have this scenario with your husbando
Oh...

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because you can only talk about your fictional husband for so long until the sadness consumes you

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if you somehow did get to meet them, would they even like you?

>obligatory

Not riding the hype train, he's been my husbando for years since the original series.

Cat Beast is Best Beast

Why is he so perfect?

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>tfw you will never fuck a demon lord

Did he ever fuck Kate Corrigan? He was chummy with her, but I have no idea what the implied nature of the relationship was.

Also, that art really rides this line where I'm not sure if his torso should be stouter or not. Mike always emphasized the torso far more than the arms and legs.

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fuck you user

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No, he and Kate were never an item. He married a bitchy vampire in a drunken haze, and got together with some Fae-touched girl before he died__

Honey no. You brought that on yourself by getting triggered by it. It's your fellow Sup Forumsmrades fucking with you.

I miss Anti-Venom.

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Juggs is hot

>No, he and Kate were never an item.
Oh, okay. Well, maybe I read into it a bit much. Maybe rationalizing where the hell Del Toro pulled his romance subplot with movie Liz from.

Oh yeah. I remember Alice now.
Kinda an odd relationship, but I guess age differences don't really matter when you're a demon and you're both adults anyway.
>Gets to see Alice-Mab one last time in Hell, got to see that she's doing well and his life was worth something positive
>But he'll never be with her again

I love Frank!

Best boy.

Post more sad hudsbando feels please.

bonus points if you make it about your own hubby.

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>feel weird about Hellboy for non-pure purposes
>this post
just end me famalam ain't no point any more
i concede by assuming the fetal position

Why is he so perfect?

Agreed, Cat Beast is the best. Nice porn gif.

I would do anything just to fondle and sniff that package.

Sup Forums and this thread is full of homos you retard

"i-it's not funny because I'm mad!"

go back to fucking tumblr until you can learn to shut the fuck up and respect board culture or stop being a girl you roastie cunt

Husbandu-ing a dog isn't ok user.

mine is fucking perfection

Pretending there's not women is still funny and will always be funny.

People like you make me miss tits or GTFO spamming.

Isn't there only like one HB artist that drew him without normal legs? He is only supposed to have cloven feet right?

I thought that this was the only "official" artist that gave him such legs?

Yeah, Mike just gave Hellboy cloven "toes".

JSA looks like the only one to give him explicitly digitigrade feet.

I don't know what that original user was complaining about at the beginning of the thread. HB's legs are normal from the knees up regardless of how his feet are portrayed.

I'm not saying I'd fuck a chair, but I'd totally fuck a chair.

Why object heads are so fucking hot?

I wish I knew, user.They truly are top tier.

Best part of that arc was when Reed Richards basically admitted that he's a magician, not a scientist.

The toppest.

Damn Inhumans

This guy.

I want him to bully me by shoving my face into his butt and farting

barafaggots everyone

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Good damn taste, darnell is CUTE!!

>Only got Sup Forums husbandos
Shit

This is a thread of connoisseurs.

Toffee is my actual one, but since he was already posted this is a close second choice

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GOOD FUCKIN' TASTE RIGHT THERE

Solid choice user, would let him steal my soul in a most literal way /10.
A friendly reminder that ___BIMONTHLY___
I can't not appreciate him after reading the comic.