I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEYES
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEYES
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First for would you rather scoop your own eyeballs out with melon ballers, or drive railroad spikes into your own knees?
OH NONONONONONONONO HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>We'll be fine.
He's memeing so he must be okay. Right, guys?
railroad spikes
spikes into knees, not walking is far less debilitating than not being able to see. Plus I'd be able to walk again with prosthetics
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>Loses weight
>Chances of him living longer goes up
>Woman leaves
I can only imagine what she was waiting for.
>wife said it was ok to tweet this
What kind of literal cuckold lets his ex-wife decide what he can say on the internet?
the obese kind
Am I being too cynical, or was she planning for him to keel over so she could collect his loot?
only if the spikes are rusty
That was obvious.
Remember this is the same guy that Anita made cry and have an anxiety attack.
No one cares
/ecel/ when
jesus christ, can we stop having these fucking threads from now on then?
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>Divorcing as friends
>Using lawyer for divorce
Which is it?
Did she loose more weight than he did or is she scared he might be able to do things without her help?
she probably had a nice fat life insurance policy on him
The kind that watches said ex wife fuck men from the urban inner city
The latter
Amicable divorces still require a lot of legal legwork, require contracts, and still require going to court.
>slimming down while wife gets fatter day by day, now getting divorced
I think he's not the loser in this scenario
SHE'S GETTING THE FUCK SHE DESERVES
You have to use a lawyer regardless you absolute brainlet