Can you even imagine how awful is would be to work with Jim Carey on set? Just imagine: You're trying to get the final scene for the day, you're all tired and hot, but Jim's found a pineapple with a long leaf and he's running around like a hyperactive autistic child mimiking something he saw on Youtube once. "Oh hey there, Mr Long Leaf, what are you doing today?" Then he mimics the pineapple speaking "WELL JIM BOY, I'M GOING FOR A HAIRCUT AND A MA-SAAAAGE. tHEN i MIGHT GO FOR A PIZZA!?"
And Jim does the Jim Carey laugh, and everyone on set has to laugh too, or he'll carry on until everyone's laughing. So the director calls for the next take, but now he's moving around the set with the pineapple, talking to each person individually. "Boom operator? Ha, do they let you even go on planes any more?!" "Gaffer? You look far too young for that!" Then he notices you, which you've been dreading since the start of filming. "Best boy? Woah, my momma told me I was the best boy! What do you say to that?" But he actually seems to be looking for an answer, and he actually looks angry. "I-it's just the job title, Mr Carey" but his mood's fucking turned. He turns back to the set, and everyone's looking at you like you've done something wrong and you vow to never, ever be in a Jim Carey film again.
Aaron Hughes
I didnt even get through this autism.
Did you ever watch a Jim Carey kino like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Hes a great actor.
Nolan Long
You have to be 18 to post here
Oliver Phillips
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
Carson Miller
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? You mean the flick that destroyed his career?
Camden Ortiz
Haha Jim you're so funny
Nathan King
lol
Aiden Gutierrez
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Logan Sullivan
The Jim and Andy doco was too much for me. What a dick
Sebastian Sullivan
I liked it OP.
Jayden Lopez
I sincerely hope this becomes a pasta
Im really sorry, OP, if that has really happened to you and I understand. But the Jim must continue. His story is far from over and we must all watch.
Gabriel King
Imagine Jim getting punched in the face during one of his autistic "everybody look at me" moments. Just imagine him getting socked in the face in the middle of the set. Imagine if Lawler had done that while filming Man on the Moon. Just punched him straight in the face. Imagine that.
Isaac Peterson
Imagine being obsessed with the digits 2 and 3.
James Lopez
What was the name of that movie?
Lincoln Brown
The Number 23.
Hunter Nelson
I cannot sanction this thread.
Justin Murphy
I thought about it today.
Jordan Scott
I watched a bit of the man on the moon documentary with him and thought the same thing. No wonder this dudes career died, he must have been a pain in the ass to work with.
Kevin Phillips
>one of these days jim carey is going to hear a loud popping noise. The sound of his head popping out of his ass
Jose Roberts
Was it really worth it to make a new thread?
Luis Cruz
I thought that was Man on the Moon. Everybody realized he was an autistic sperg from there on out.
Caleb Ramirez
Check the time
Brody Davis
Jim Carrey has been overly serious for years. It would be the complete opposite of that. It would be like working with Shia LaRacist.
Charles Fisher
>Jim Carrey has been overly serious for years. What made him change so much? For some reason I think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is the reason but I have no evidence
Nicholas Roberts
I'm gay
David Sanchez
Okay. Now what?
Adrian Davis
he just did too much acid and Syd Barrett'd himself, sometime during the 00s probably around the time he was with that anti-vaxx chick
Brody Mitchell
I don't think that would have snapped him out of it. He'd probably chalk it up to "that guy's an asshole, everyone else still loves me"
Jayden Gomez
When people are rich or alone for long periods of time, they think they can make up rules and everyone will follow. That's not how the real world works. My guess is that this guy has no routine or is playing the crazy nihilist to remind people that it's all just a game and it doesn't matter in the end.
Andrew Reyes
>91502326 anyone have the "look i replied to everyone" pic?
Ian Peterson
12/13/17(Wed)23:42:18 No.91503771 anyone have the "look i don't know how to quote" pic?
Sebastian Lewis
>growing up jim carey was one of my favorite comedians >loved ace ventura, the mask, in living color and his stand up >watch Jim and Andy the other night and see how much of an asshole he was >danny devito, Paul Giamatti and others looking at the camera is distress but not being able to say anything >jim getting his shit wrecked after provoking that wrestler >no he's a 2deepfu artist whos so high in his own farts he says he's jesus
I honestly wish I hadnt watched it
Isaac Kelly
i intentionally didn't give him a you
Kayden Green
everything Carrey touches turns gold, baby he's an artist and he don't look back and Jim being Jim is the closest you'll ever get to Nirvana
bravo Mr. Carrey, bravo
Jeremiah Perry
He fucking sucked on the Norm Macdonald podcast. Just absorbed in his manic, disinhibited state, but not in a funny or charming way. It's sad really
Mason Hernandez
I feel ya man, always sucks when you discover someone you adored in your younger years is either an asshole or crazy, sometimes both. Hell, I used to love the Daily Show/Colbert Report because both shows just made fun of modern news, but both have essentially become what they made a mockery of.
Logan Martinez
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Nathan Sanchez
>that anti-vaxx chick Her name is Jenny McCarthy. She helped me become a man. You will speak of her with respect or not at all.