WHAT IN THE FUCK

WHAT IN THE FUCK

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ’s mystery box strikes again

shit tier guards just stand there instead of blasting them

Why does his body fall like plastic

Bruh!

>each guard has a different weapons to make more toys
lmao

LOL wtf is this shit
Luke killed off for this dumb shit

>The guards want to fight after they failed

I'm impressed by this writing

this looks worse and worse the more clips of it pop up

Lol so glad I'm not going to see this shit.

more screen time for nigger :D

>supposed to be insanely powerful sith
>dies in the most bitch way possible

THE MOUSE STRIKES AGAIN

STAR WARS SUCKS

Holy fuck there is so much wrong with this on so many levels. I already had really low expectations, but oh boy, Disney doesn't cease to amaze...

hahaha. grill powa, amirite??

What did johnson mean by this?

"Fuck you."

I'm late, can someone give me all the spoiler details?

>THE MOUSE
rian johnson*
he removed the knights of ren as well

Is he okay?

bruh, you don't want to know
I don't even know where to start
Superman leia
Luke uses astral force ghost projection to stall Kylo then "dies"
Yoda summons lighting to burn some books
Snoke dies like a bitch
Kylo and Rey wanna fuck Twilight style but they don't

It just sucks.

he’ll be fine

>Kylo and Rey wanna fuck Twilight style but they don't

That'll be the main plot of Episode 9. Will they fuck or kill each other? The answer will be both.

You could say the same thing about Palpatine in RotJ.

To JJ or Disney?

I-I thought this scene was kino.
The same goes for Kylo/Bigger Luke showdown.

>Superman leia

The fuck?

Please man, give me the deets.

slap some spider legs on him and he's good to go

>guards stand there and don't react immediately after their leader has just been executed

JJ removed them when all of their scenes were cut from the first movie.

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Well kino is code for pleb dogshit so you're not wrong

Leia gets sucked into space and starts to freeze, uses force to fly back into the ship, superman style
we are all waiting for the webm

Who did it better Sup Forums?

She gets blasted with all the Resistance leadership out of the bridge into the space, but manages to pull herself back in using the force, still she falls a coma afterwards.

They do though, they fight Kylo and Rey immediately.

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nah, he only died when he was betrayed

So who was Snoke? Was he just some fucking nobody the whole time? How did he seduce Kylo Ren?

Maul survived this and he fell down a shaft

This whole thing with Disney just feels like they're waving their dick in everyone's faces saying "Ha ha, we own it, so suck it you bitches"

>yfw Snoke turns out to be alive in the episode 9

They'll probably explain it as he was working for some even worse villain.

>Superman leia

Why not just kill her in that scene? Her actor is dead. Does Leia survive this film? How do they explain her not being around for the next one?

They stand there and wait for the saber to go back to Rey and she has time to make a dopey face before they even move and start to do anything.

JJ removed scenes
Johnson made it so they never actually existed

my fucking sides

Nobody.
Buy the DLC "Rise of Snoke" for Battlefront 2 and read "The Mystery of Snoke" to find out bruh

LOL

>they don't even have any sort of incredulous reaction they just slowly go into fighting-mode like robots
every minuscule part of this movie is shit.

which was shit-tier to begin with.

She does survive and I have no idea. They might just do CGI Leia for IX

Yeah he worked for the Super Emperor

kysing yourself would be deathkino

>that fucking choreography of the guards

Is this a comedy?

>he can detach from his lower half at any time
>his legs wield lightsabers as well

So...this....is the power of Luke....whoa

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leia beats snoke death

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>guards not currently fighting them are just spinning around on the outskirts

Spinning is a good trick

Blunder of the century

why did the guards start dancing?

I like it, it's set to have the goofy charm of the prequels

Nolan did the choreography

ITS REAAALL

post a clip please i beg you

>removed the knights of ren

The only thing I was looking forward to is gone.

dance off

MARVEL TIER LAUGHS LIKE THAT ONE TWEET SAID

People actually shit on this movie based on one gif.

u n me breh

DANCE OFF JEDI, YOU AND ME

>be me
>dissapoint in awakens
>expect it to be better
>expect star forge
>knights of ren/revan
>plaguies

instead
>mary jew saves the day again
>luke kills himself for no reason
>milk
>based black man
>5 way love pentagon
>superman
>snoke kill

To the audience.

MARVELOUS

How did he manage to make a worse movie than The Farce Awakens?

They hated Snoke and they were celebrating the freedom from his oppression. If you had sound on the webm, you would have heard them singing "DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!"

webm of guards only

>That last guy in the far left corner
Holy shit man this is next level fan art

I didn't bother reading any of the other posts, but am I the only one who thinks that shot is cool? The movie could suck, but that shot looks good.

WTF why is there a humorous scene in my super serious space drama? It's almost like they're trying to make the movie fun! Fuck Johnson

Palpatine doesn't die like a bitch, he dies at the crescendo of an emotionally powerful narrative of a wicked man's path to redemption offered to him by the sacrifices made by his son. It's straight up biblical.

So what does this shit set up for IX? Everyone important fucking dies apparently.

Was this written by Marvel?

this looks like a Michael Jackson music video

This scene was fucking epic.

Palpatine gets chucked down an elevator shaft like a sack of potatoes, it's pretty silly.

What the fuck are they doing?

HOLY FUCK!
CHECK OUT THE DUDE WHO CLASHES BLADES WITH REN AT 0:16
>I MUST GO! MY PLANET NEEDS ME!

disgusting

time for interracial secks

This boggles my mind

>the first guy who clashes swords with Kylo Ren immediately bails
WEW

Holy kek

You missed the point by miles

And RotJ is shit as well.

God fucking damn it's Nolan all over again.

Why is the floor so slippery/guards have no grips on their boots? At 0:18, guy just slides backwards like he's skating on ice.

There's 7 of them, so they aren't the Kinght of Ren. It's cool to know they don't exist now, at least they'll be spared from this shitshow.

>you go that way
>i'll go home

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why do the guards on the left start twirling away from rey with their weapons in the air towards the end

>Twirling! Twirling for freedom!

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