>When you realize Luke Skywalker is literally property of Disney, they can ""kill"" Luke and have him return as a Force Projection whenever they want... or not. They can recreate him in perfect CGI anyways at any time. >They're shoving it into Hamill's face by killing his character in a retarded "anti-fight" where Luke never uses his saber and instead dodges lightsaber swings like he's Neo in the Matrix. >Despite this, they will still use Carrie Fisher for 2 hours in the next movie in full CGI just to shove it in the living members of the Star Wars OT casts' faces. After all The Force is Female™ now. >"See you around, kid." His last line clearly gives away that he expects Kylo to return to light, but also him speaking directly to the audience of manchildren and kids watching the movie implying his inevitable return to the big screen as a CGI long after Mark Hamill is pushing daisies. >Dies like a soyboy while his master Yoda burns all the ancient Jedi texts (metaphorically representing the Extended Universe, KOTOR/other games and most of the comic/novelization spin offs of Star Wars that only nerdy neckbeards and manchildren ever enjoyed) as well as the Force Tree allowing all the shit from the Prequels, Original Trilogy and related spinoffs all don't fucking matter anymore. >But female Force prodigies and little black kids who can use the Force somehow do! Look forward to Rian Johnson's all new trilogy faglords! >Fuck George Lucas, Fuck the nerdy white men, Fuck your gay childhood, Disney owns this franchise now. Kathleen Kennedy is running the show and she's strapping on a big, black spiky dildo and fucking all your warm memories of Star Wars to death.
>How did this make you feel? Disney Star Wars is non-canon to me. Mark shouldn't feel bad. Disney and Bob Iger will always produce greedy, soulless movies intended to make a shit ton of money. Storytelling and staying true to characters doesn't matter because normies will eat it up anyway. Shills will get paid and critics bought and paid for. What matters is your opinion and to me Disney's Star Wars is nothing.
Michael Campbell
It's Twilight-tier fanfiction, so it doesn't bother me. We still can watch the original trilogy.
What's wrong with her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Harris
I want her emails leaked
Evan Rodriguez
Force Awakens - Han Dies The Last Jedi - Luke Dies Episode IX - Leia Dies
They are literally killing off the OG crew one by one.
Brandon Peterson
how gay was this movie?
Eli Diaz
>polniggers: triggered
Aiden Phillips
His last line is literally a Han Solo-teir line?
Samuel Wright
I don't really care, I grew out of Star War 12 years ago.
Daniel Young
Jesus christ, she looks like Leatherface
Gabriel Campbell
I actually watch the trilogy trying to not kill myself. Your analyze is so true.
Dylan Moore
Imagine looking so deeply into a literal children's movie that you project a connection to some Sup Forums tier conspiracy theory about the end of the world. This is the most embarrassing shit since gamer gate.
Caleb Smith
The EU was shit but it was shit made for us the fans of the movies. That goes for the prequels as well. I will never recognise the new canon or the new movies. Kathleen Kennedy can go get ovarian cancer and rot away from within.
RIP George Lucas.
Andrew Long
supergay
t.gayman
Aaron White
welp they already killed Leia
Nathan Bailey
Can't eait for the torrent. Fuck paying for this shit.
Christopher Green
>>Dies like a soyboy while his master Yoda burns all the ancient Jedi texts (metaphorically representing the Extended Universe, KOTOR/other games and most of the comic/novelization spin offs of Star Wars that only nerdy neckbeards and manchildren ever enjoyed) as well as the Force Tree allowing all the shit from the Prequels, Original Trilogy and related spinoffs all don't fucking matter anymore.
Rey stole the texts, so its even worse. a woman has all the jedi texts and its up to her to rebuild the jedi order.
rey is a Kathleen Kennedy stand in and her mouthpiece. thats why shes perfect in every way. KKK has to shove in everyones face that SHE controls star wars now and not the old evil white guys. fucking insecure little bitch
Xavier Gonzalez
>not liking some corporate hack Star Wars flick is gamergate How low is your sperm count?
There's a difference between not liking the shitty movie and writing out a full essay about how it's actually a representation of evil feminists bringing about the fall of the west. The latter is what's embarrassing.
Logan Peterson
>Yoda Burns sacred texts. > Rey has them anyway, despite being burned. Ma-Rey Sue Confirmed
Jaxon Barnes
I thought all he burnt was the tree.
Nolan Cook
If they're openly feminist and they go around doing shit like wearing 'the force is female' shirts, people will remember that when they see the female protagonist succeeding at everything without out any sacrifice. That's how that shit works.
Shit you choose to make public gets discussed in public.
Andrew Walker
The Eternal Irish strike again
Heir to the Empire, written by the Jew Timothy Zahn, was a far better successor to ROTJ's story than this Irish trash
Jordan Moore
This is the voice of Sup Forums You are /ourguy/
Benjamin Stewart
Nope that's exactly what it is.
Eli Mitchell
Wiemarerica is heading towards hard times.
We'll all feel like Mark soon enough.
Luke Reed
Yassss! Vote Hillaraaaayyyy!
Xavier King
The real MVP
Ayden Butler
I'm not a fucking loser, so I never had any emotional attachment to Star Wars in the first place.
Blake Campbell
FORGIVE US GEORGE
Luis Rivera
As much as I agree, you cannot deny that Disney has a message for young people in these movies, and that message is purely the millennial mentality which has made a generation of entitled, violent, "misunderstood" losers.
Mason Gray
>space shit I literally couldn't be assed to care.
Cooper Jones
>metaphrically burning the past of the franchise
lol at this projecting
Ryan Nelson
>How did this make you feel? Like all your presumptuous, offbase attempts to trigger me, I feel literally nothing, don't care.
Brayden Gonzalez
>yfw you realize the market is in a next level bubble right now where value doesnt even matter anymore Holy fuggggg this is really the start of Hitler 2.0
Nicholas Harris
Add to that "delusional". These people genuinely believe that culture dictates human behaviour. So if they depict a bunch of "powerful magical women", women will somehow become more powerful an magical. When women still for the most part fail to show much interest in power, martial prowess and leadership and find themselves wanting to be led by better men (they are inherently attracted to male individuals that outclass them in wisdom, strength, intelligence, status and fortune) these people then freak out at the lack of equity and double down on their insanity.
Owen Gomez
>yfw the jews were really just anti-heroS >yfw schlomo redemption arc against the eternal Hibernian YAAAASSSSSSS
Dylan White
looking at the tears of the basement dwellers on this site, you care way too much and then you mock the retards that clap at every at-st youre both the same
Cooper Foster
Rampant degeneracy, children getting their genitals turned inside out or cut off then pumped full of hormones, universal porn consumption, flooding the west with foreigners, every market about to burst, "people" tearing apart our histories, cultures, identities, pumping all this garbage into us with their unanimous control over all forms of media and finance..
We are in for one fucking hell of a ride.
Hunter Howard
>they made luke skywalker into a travesty. >they take away the spiritual from the force >Carrie Fischer is dead >han solo is dead- no Harrison Ford at the Premieres >No George lucas >Just you alone- like luke in episode 8 >life flashes before your eyes. >beatiful visions of the sunny 70's, young Leia, and Han. Endless optimism. >Thoughts of conquering the bad, and shinning in the light. >Luke's life turns into a nightmare. Bad dreams fill your head. thoughts of George's, Carrie's, and your life flash into your mind. Dreams never realized. Old lovers and friends are dead. >never in another scene with Han and leia. Never with george again on set. >So many things never that are no longer possible >optimism fades >TFW you internalize the travesty of life while ignorant soy boys squeal around you.
Luis Rodriguez
You are reading too deep into this user. They just want money, that is all. Nothing personell, kid...
Isaac Lopez
Godspeed, /ourguy/
Noah Powell
Someone just got done eating a shit sandwich
Jacob Morgan
Someone post the webm of Mark standing next to Rian
Thomas Allen
Honestly Leia should have died in space in this one. Now they either have to kill her offscreen in IX or kill a CGI puppet version of her and either way it's going to be terrible.
Zachary Foster
...
Owen Morgan
Yoda makes an appearance in this movie? I thought he was dead?
>current year >being this much of a indoctrinated cuck
Asher Walker
they're going to reanimate her CGI corpse like in Rogue One. They'll create a Leia AI actress with Vocaloid voice sampled from Fisher's dialogue. Then they will have an ETERNAL LEIA
Jonathan James
Force ghost.
Nathaniel Reed
that's what a strong, independent female ceo who destroyed the childhoods of millions of manchildren at once looks like. and she even got to put her own self-insert mary sue character in as the hero.
Adrian Sullivan
i knew from the very moment i saw that broken look on his face back in 2013 that whatever they did with this franchise was going to be terrible. the even worse part is knowing that i'm a disgusting manchild who deserves to die and has no self-control who paid to see the force awakens 3 times anyways, already bought imax tickets to see the last jedi tomorrow and I'm definitely going to see it more than once.
just bisect me with a spinning lightsaber right now, senpai.
William Cruz
based /ourguy/ this is just fan fiction, hell it's even worse than /got/ fanfiction thatis season 2 onwards
Carter Young
You know, if Americans keep bending over and letting hollywood fuck us in the ass like this, we should probably stop whining about Jewish supremacy. I mean they're right about goyim. Look at how powerless we are to stop this cultural debasement and social warfare.
Michael Butler
>three times ? who buys full price tickets multiple times for the same movie the dollar theater I can see, but IMAX? You have a problem man.
Xavier Jones
>friends are dying or already dead >can't do Joker anymore without coughing up blood >do nothing in the part you're given for episode 7 >some soyboy director destroyed your legacy in episode 8 >watch as Star Wars is milked for all it's worth to appeal to millennials >spend all day tweeting at Trump and virtue signaling
At this point, I hope he gets hit with the Trump Curse just to end his suffering. I just want to remember Mark for the OT and 90s Batman cartoons.
Justin Roberts
Not so...I saw Gravity in Imax 3 times...it was awesome. But that was Gravity...I don't know why anyone would see TFA three times...
Dylan Turner
What's wrong with this?
You had your childhood. Young girls and kids of color deserve Star Wars memories too.
Brody Long
>>spend all day tweeting at Trump and virtue This is why the movie sucks, the Trump curse is strong and we've doubted him too many times, so he lashed out he's stern, stern but fair
Hudson Morgan
Lol. The movie will make $2 billion easily and become iconic with a new generation while you old white men bitch to your graves.
Christopher Nguyen
If the force is female, then how did it knock up Anakin’s mom?
Sebastian Murphy
lesbians can have babies
just look at the America Chavez comic
Gavin Carter
LITERALLY CHECKMATE
Juan Anderson
somebody shop Palpatine's hood over her face
Ryder Bell
noice, however, that leads to them arguing that the Force is a genderfluid spectrum full of intersectionality
Nolan Williams
Obviously the force grew a 20 inch fat cock and went to town with Any's mum duh
Robert James
...
Isaiah Morales
>they retconned Anakin's mom getting force knocked up
Josiah Ross
To be fair, this was only implied, and it was one of the most subtle implications in ROTS.
Camden Johnson
the force (forcefully) knocking up ani-kun's mum
when will the standalone porno be made?
Luis Johnson
I legit feel bad for him. I know he has millions and doesn't need to work a real job. But SW was a blessing and curse to him and when he gets the chance to redeem himself in the spotlight he's a bum pulling on some monsters titties for green milk.
Jack Baker
Based Disney.
Justin Butler
>Mark shouldn't feel bad. Why is everyone saying this is there a interview of him feeling bad?
Connor Kelly
Are you that ignorant of the world? They've come out and fucking said it multiple times and it's in every dog shit decision they've made about the films. You literally have to be retarded not to acknowledge that it's happening when they've directly told you that >it's happening.
Camden Johnson
THE FORCE IS FEMALE. What do you shitlords not understand about that, it means that it's okay to kill your father (Han Solo) and symbolically smash the patriarchy and destroy a representation of your history and lineage, but hurting women (Princess Leia) is the worst thing you can ever do because the future is female. Fucking manbabies I'm literally shaking right now and my 2 year old democrat voting niece is super upset because of systemic oppression from Stars War fans, and you fucking come in here with this shit?
Check Your Privilege.
Brody Rogers
Where the time goes.....
Angel Bailey
I can hear the screams of the soy people...they even look like pigs.
Jace Miller
Perhaps the Force is a transgendered woman(MtF) who kept her penis.
Zachary Diaz
Actually Kathleen is pretty fucking awesome, have you check out her metal band?
Yes. His last speech to Kylo is a direct homage to Obi-Wan's last speech to Vader.
>"If you strike me down in anger, I will be with you forever. Just like your father."
If nothing else, this means that the next movie could feature Luke's force ghost trying to guilt Kylo into not being such a fuck up.
Leo Powell
He looks pretty bad
Michael Phillips
In addition to trying to slip in an anti-White angle frequently, they have repeatedly made this about "PEOPLE OF COLOR" and POWERFUL WOMEN. It makes it all the more funny considering the fact that girl-wars just destroyed the series.
Brayden Price
Will you Sup Forums manbabies get over yourselves. The force is female. The future is female. Men are rapists. Men are finished.
Juan Garcia
This isn't about politics you dumb cunt, this is about money and making bad films, stop getting upset Disney made a bad film, it's kind of their trademark.
Colton Cooper
You're planning to see the next star wars movie lol. How many times do they have to take a poop on your face before you realise that they will always poop on your face? Star wars is literally a fucking pulsating anus positioned directly over your head at this point and you still haven't figured out what to do...
Carter Flores
Just because Luke's projection disapears, it doesn't mean that luke dies on ach tu
Nathaniel Mitchell
>implying you won't see it
Speaking of being full of shit...
David Bailey
he disappears on ach tu retard
Xavier Reyes
Both the projection and Luke's physical body disappeared though.
Jace Foster
No he doesn't. Only his projection disappears
Aiden Hughes
Some people have scat fetishes user
Austin Taylor
I'm boycotting star wars actually. Normally I'm pretty easy going with the politically correct shit, but when Disney tries to turn star wars into a vehicle of "social change" and the social changes they want to implement revolve around anti-White sentiment and pro-female bias I find myself with no options other than to resist it.