Why is this guy such a meme, especially among millennial-aged women?
Literally every girl between the ages of 20-35 says something to the effect of "I have such a crush on Jeff Goldblum"
Why is this guy such a meme, especially among millennial-aged women?
Ian Powell
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Austin Moore
he's just really cool
Charles Price
what religion is he again
Jeremiah Johnson
Daddy issues. Most millennial women did not grow up with a father.
Connor Long
someone should let them know that he played a rapist
Tyler Jackson
he's alright
Jaxon Baker
Isaac Hill
that just makes it hotter
Owen Perry
>Literally every girl between the ages of 20-35 says something to the effect of "I have such a crush on Jeff Goldblum"
Aaron Watson
Because he’s a lanklet.
Kayden Ward
OP's a faggot who got rejected by a girl who's into Jeff.
Ryan Watson
Because they've been brainwashed to like old Jews. See also: Leonard Cohen.
Logan Cruz
he's handsome and charming
Christian Mitchell
all the women you know are reddit
Bentley Long
Kissinger biopic WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN
Joseph Adams
An x gf of mines roomate got herpes from Goldblum. 100% serious on this, dude is a major sleaze.
Jason Cooper
I have literally NEVER heard a girl say she has a crush on fucking Jeff Goldblum. Fuck, most girls just know him as the Jurrassic Park guy.
Isaiah Brown
You should thank him for btfoing your roastie cunt of an ex desu. If my ex got some kind of incurable disease from him I'd say he's pretty based.
Tyler Howard
Lol stay jelly OP, my Jeff Goldblum impressions litty af and leaves your girl PISSING her pants
Carter Butler
Yeah but only rich cunts
Leo Campbell
He is THE Daddy Dom
Austin Hernandez
hes just a really cool dude and has good fashion sense
John Taylor
You guys don't give Goldblum enough credit
he save us from dinosaurs AND the aliens
a top tier hero, he makes Bruce Willis look like small potatoes
Brayden Cook
He's right
Alexander Nguyen
Life
Blake Ortiz
Imagine looking this good at 65 years old
Aiden Brown
it's called charisma. You wouldn't understand.
Zachary Price
Because he is smooth as fuck. I'm straight as fuck but i would spread my man legs if he suddenly whisper to my ear some shit like
>wanna come to my Jurassic Park, Sam?
Cameron Wood
...
Jaxon Sanders
...
Cooper Powell
MFA would prefer cuck boots, cuffed blue jeans and an oxford shirt.
Lincoln Harris
Jeff just.....finds a way
Jaxson Barnes
... Psycho starring christian bale
You need a new business card with linen stock kek
Parker Wilson
He was the cool, masculine science guy in jurassic park
Luke Mitchell
He's a walking Nazi caricature of a Jew
James Ross
My gf said that shit the other day when I showed her the Jurassic Park giant poo meme
Julian Thomas
>cuck boots
never heard of that. someone post a picture
Zachary Lopez
Fun fact, that's Jeff Goldblum.
Tyler Morris
...
Michael Turner
Anyone else think he looks kind of gross?
Brayden Kelly
He's the dude from Thor
Anthony Green
Explain why are these cuck boots? I was just gonna pick a pair of these.
Also what isn't soyboy footwear?
Oliver Morris
This is the only acceptable Sup Forums look.
Tyler Howard
30-something Harrison Ford is the quintessential handsome man.
Charles Ortiz
hes trying too hard
Camden Miller
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because jeff is pure sex you virgin fuck
Alexander Reyes
Because he's sexy as fuck?
Joseph Cook
Jeff Goldblum looks like the Pajeet that all pajeets think they are when they talk to women. Fuck you, i know he's jewish. He looks like a fucking indian and yammers like woody allen
Nathaniel Phillips
Fuck