Man this movie stinks, it's a whole movie of reddit tier humor and jar jar binks tier comic relief, it's literally upsetting to the stomach, douchechills to the max
>le big dumb guy >le funny furry asshole and tree retard who are supposed to be loveable but come off as hateable >le hipster guy, hes such a loser but not! >le stronk womb man, such girl power
yeah if you go into anything with this fucked up way of thinking you'd just come out spewing internet only buzz while everyone else has a good time, dude needs to chill
That's why I love strawman comics. They expose the author pretty well
Adam Lee
Agreed OP this movie is a piece of shit. Of course Sup Forumsmblr loves it, even though it directly led to the death of Marvel Cosmic.
Josiah Perez
So everyone here has the same opinion? Is that a hugbox?
Cooper Lee
This is bait, but I feel like I need to contribute.
It's probably the second best movie Marvel studios ever put out, and it has no rewatch value whatsoever. It's incredible how obnoxious and old his gimmick can get once the novelty wears off.
Colton Gray
>Marvel movies >fun Yeah, I remember how fun Age of Ultron or Civil War was.
John Long
I feel like people who complain about reddit originated from there or god forbid some other site and are trying too hard to fit in.
You don't like it because it's popular, and that's okay. Just admit that you have horrible taste.
Liam Evans
Stop responding to Sup Forums faggots.
Logan Hall
>guardians of the galaxy >popular where? People don't talk about it for shit
Brandon Sanchez
Remembered that one after you made your post, OP? As long as you remember to say all the buzzwords eventually.
Carson Ross
Guardians was popular for one month tho. People moved on, as you should.
Ayden Phillips
Its aging like Hot milk garbage
There's literally a scene where yondu or whoever the blue alien was, talked like an 8yr old retard for 2mins
Wtf?
Leo Ortiz
>redditor calls something reddit in a desperate attempt to fit in
Sage to save you further embarssment
Adam Cook
>2 mins
It was literally a few seconds. Is this what ADD looks like?
Nathan Morgan
Still This is the kind of dumb numale liberals this movie attracts
Easton Bailey
>virtue signaling
MODS
Liam Green
Aaaand the last two words I needed for my buzzword bingo! Thanks!
Daniel Stewart
People have been calling things Reddit here for ages in internet history, you newfag
Reddit = normie
Ayden Jones
LOL REPORT THE THREAD FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN I DO THIS IS Sup Forums WHERE NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO SAY A MARVEL MOVIE SUCKS, HUGBOX!!!!
Fuck off
Tyler Martin
This isn't differing opinions, this is blatant shitposting.
Colton Cox
>virtue signaling what is virtue signaling? it seems like the hot word now
Aiden Miller
No it isn't, it's calling a movie I think it shit....shit That isn't against the rules faggot, read them sometimes before you fuckoff back to wherever you came from
Camden Hughes
Fuck off Whedon.
Julian Wood
Shitposting isn't allowed outside of Sup Forums.
Asher Mitchell
>Age of Ultron That was definitely fun. >Civil War It wasn't supposed to be fun. If you thought so you're a retard.
Brody Bennett
>hating marvel movies is shitposting This is the mindset of the drone
This newfag literally reported a thread just because someone said a movie was bad, no wonder everyone hates you
Juan Campbell
this
Brandon Edwards
Terrible post, honestly.
Henry Hughes
agreed
Camden Phillips
I second this What the hell were you thinking?
Carter Wood
Hello, Snyder!
Jason Rodriguez
>console wars You don't belong here
Josiah Jackson
That's what your dad said last night.
Kayden Anderson
SAVAGE
Jackson Thomas
I don't even like Marvel: why do I still derive pleasure from witnessing the DCU's constant failures?
Bentley Myers
Because it hurts the obnoxious fanboys like OP
Nathan Moore
Heck if I know, I don't even like DC, why do I still derive pleasure from triggering the gamer girl types who jumped on the Marvel bandwagon with gay ass movies like GotG?
I'm actually quite the Marvel "fanboy", not that you'll believe me because you're a neo-Marvel fan aka mousefaggot
Cooper James
Nice gay webcomic thing
Leo Butler
>Hating on Nedroid You need to get out
Jacob Foster
Now repeat everything you said but slowly and without the buzzwords
Joseph Cruz
Nah
Logan Perry
>le You need to leave.
Hudson Peterson
Oh shit I didn't know Jay Sherman browsed Sup Forums
Anthony Taylor
>if i say le people will think i fit in
Michael Torres
It didn't kill Marvel Cosmic, Idiot writers wanting to copy a movie that was different was.
Asher Peterson
Don't worry Dipshit Cucks, I'm sure DCEU will put out a flick that gets more than half as good a critical reception as the average Marvel kino one of these days. Or not. Probably not.
Xavier Lee
To be fair, GotG was kinda garbage and full of normie-tier humour. It was midly entertaining but I always felt like I could be watching a better movie.
To be honest I hate capeshit, so that's probably the reason.
Grayson Gutierrez
Ah jeez...the movie sucks?
Then I just wasted the money I put down for the balcony on May 4th to see both the first and new GotG back to back...
Brayden Sullivan
This is pretty much where I gave up on Marvel. Movies just don't interest me. Humor doesn't hit, action scenes are nothing to write home about, and beyond that the stories themselves just ain't doing it for me. Villains especially are garbage. What was the guy in GotG even trying to do? Religious war or something right? Lame.
Tyler Lewis
Nah, I think in this case it's just common sense.
Henry Lopez
This is fucking retarded and terrible. Whoever made this is a loser haha
Ryan Edwards
It's unwatchable for me now, cringey.. I liked it the first time although I was still cringing at jokes.. Starlord is such a fratbro douche
Owen Ramirez
I hated too, but then again I hate star wars so maybe I'm just not a space movie guy
Angel Nguyen
The panel positioning pisses me off. Don't necessarily disagree with the content, but hardly original.