Luke, listen to me, Yoda knows how to use force lightning, even as a ghost. Keep him away from your scrolls and books

>Luke, listen to me, Yoda knows how to use force lightning, even as a ghost. Keep him away from your scrolls and books

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He was a good friend.

But theyre boring so whatever

>Luke help me, I'm trapped here with Yoda!

>“Force ghosts” are real beings with actual ability to interact with their environment, and not just a manifestation of Luke’s subconscious

*INHALES*

>Luke, can you remind me why we didn't just zap Sheev to death while he was asleep if we could shoot force lightning as ghosts?

>Luke, I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. I'm in hell, Luke. I'm BURNING IN HELL FOREVER

does a force ghost have to use the bathroom, eat or sleep

power creep is real

>tfw going into the public library and yoda sees you enter

Old Man Ewan when?

why didn't ghost Yoda zap Snoke or Kylo while being invulnerable as a ghost himself?

>Forget about using the force and being a jedi Luke, the true way is Jesus.

If Jedi can use Force Lightning in death, what kind of crazy shit can the Sith use?

Please no, you actually want for he Disney Yakuza to target Ewan now?

>Luke, the force isn't real
>it's just Force Ghost moving stuff around for you
>that's right Luke, I guided the myself into the Death Star

Think the Disney Yakuza could do us a favor and get rid of Hershlag?

>I know the ancient Jedi scrolls aren't exactly exciting reads Luke, but you know what is? The Turner Diaries. Before I read that book, I thought that upjumped apes like Master Windu could be considered equal to people. How foolish I was, Luke. Regardless, he harnessed the negroid's penchant for violence well. Why, he almost fried the face off of the man who currently rules the universe. And he was a good pet.

How did Lucas manage to sneak that one in?

Luke, did I ever tell you that I could've killed Darth Vader and the Emperor any time I wanted as a force ghost but chose not to, making you go through innumerable hardships?

I'm not really a good friend

im wheezing bros

FUCK THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Hahahahaha

>a Paige Turnah it is not

What did a pornstar have to do with Jedi teachings?

you made because he's fucking your girl?

Sith canonically can't persist after death like Force ghosts.

>Yoda deleted the cloning planet from the archives

HE FUCKING KNEW
YODA KNEW ABOUT THE CLONE ARMY ALL ALONG

G O O D Thread

call me a cuck will ya? sleep with the girl of my dreams behind my back will ya?

>Luke help! Oh god I'm being tortured by Yoda again, he's torturing me Luke!

>post yfw yoda is the big bad of 9th episode

>canon
Oh user

I could see him reprising his role when they reboot A New Hope in the year 2050

stay mad :^)

>they didnt get luke to force lift the X wing out of the water.

>Yoda didn't mention the droid attack on the Wookies hoping that everyone else would forget about it so the planet full of trees would be destroyed unopposed, halting the Republic's production of paper

What about a Lawrence of Arabia remake too?

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Underrated

no offense but her asshole looks delicious. what a snack that woman is. carry on.

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Sheev had many abilities some considered...unnatural.

Yaddle is the key to all of this. She knew about Yoda's deep hatred for books and that's why Yoda silenced her.

I already know this will be in the HISHE

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> who needs archives Obi-Wan
> just go find a girl to lead you to kamino

Luke....use your femininity Luke...

topkek

>Luke sorry to bother you but you're not really do much these days anyways

>Luke, did I ever tell you about that time we filled the Galaxy's water with estrogen? that's because the force is female luke, and the more in contact you are with you femenine side, the stronger you are.
>Want to know how Sheev got that lightning? he cut his dick off.

>"Luke, my boy... After years of meditating like a Hermit, you too will learn how to project a tanbile hologram of yourself with really bad hair and a differently colored lightsaber in order to engage in a soul duel with a washed up smuggler's emo brat. I won't use it to defeat Emperor Palpatine, who destroyed everything I've dedicated my life to since my early childhood and tried to hunt me down like a dog for decades, because my actor probably would never have agreed to play the part if he knew could do anything that stupid."

And he was a good friend!

Lucas actually came up with this. Lucas also had jedi using "dark side" abilities like lightning.

That was originally going to be Yoda's younger self,but scrapped the idea

> estrogen produces midichlorians
It all makes sense....
> this is the Emperors secret dark jedi cloning facility
> he drip feeds them soy milk...
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Obi Wan BLANCO

Impossible. We all know a galaxy far far away is actually hell.

Mustafar

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>Jedi had this huge archive dating back 10,000 years on Courascant
>Nothing about Palpatine ever destroying them and in the Old EU at least was confirmed he fanatically guarded the information for his own research into immortality.
>Now, a few decades later, there are only a few dusty tomes with Luke as the sole proof that the Jedi ever existed.

Wtf happened to pic related?

>Luke, Yoda’s attempt on your scrolls will left them burned and deformed, but my resolve on the power of MaRey Sue has never been stronger

Why does Yoda hate books so much?

simple. the people currently in charge no nothing about the established lore

Ah yes, one of the most forced memes

>Jedi Library©
Terrible concept.

Yoda left a lighted match there while the guards were on a break

wait did they really bring yoda back in EP8? That's u honestly so pathetic as to be utterly laughable.

>Dark Side Abilities
>A thing
Of fucking course Lucas had Jedi use those abilities.
It wasn't until tabletop RPGs and video games trying to implement a karma system with parallel progression for good and evil, that suddenly "Choke" as a full fledged thing, instead of the same sort of telekinesis that lets someone lift a rock, or Lightning became "evil" just because the Emperor used it.

Give me one reason why a Jedi shouldn't be able to use Lightning if he uses it for good, like frying the circuitry on a device holding innocent people caged up or something.

It has less of an application in Jedi hands, but so does literally every power, because they're not going out looking for conflict.

>Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things
>Nor craves he books
This like makes so much more sense now

Didn't Courascant get destroyed in TFA? I remember that being the main plot point.

He is the only good part of the movie, that and Super Leia.

>and he was a good pet
KEK

The Prequels aren't canon

Cause he is /ourguy/

I'd rather see a remake of A Majority of One

OH NO NO NO NO

Illiterate, Master Yoda was.

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>Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.
>But good thing everyone can come back and do some flips as a force ghots now

Yoda destroyed everything

Lmao great post brah. Show those nerds hahahaha

No it wasn't fucking Coruscant, i've explained this so many times on this site but im not surprised why people confuse it, its literally some made up planet on the spot thats "the heart of the republic" even though thats always been coruscant, TFA is such a piece of steaming shit they made up copy planets for like 5 already existing planets

Jakku - Tattooine
Hosnian Prime - Coruscant
takodana - Endor
Starkiller - Deathstar

>using dark side abilities? thats evil!
>*cuts stormtrooper in half with his lightsaber*

What? Wtf.

I always figured those translucent “force ghosts” were just Luke’s subconscious. I don’t remember them shooting lightning.

Lol, how were we supposed to know this? I think everyone I've spoken to irl about this just assumed it was Coruscant and Disney was trying to get rid of as much of the prequel stuff as possible.

Can you fuck your own Force projection? Would it be masturbation, rape or incest?

The Jew always has time to shill the holohoax...This is where the last user said ‘Yoda was burning pornography, communist propaganda, and other degenerate shit?’ And you pretended like he was only talking about pornography, then posted a Wikipedia article. Hitler did nothing wrong as proven by the fact that sex reassignment surgery was invented by a Jew in the Weimar Republic, what jews are doing to Star Wars, and what you’re doing right now.

So real talk did Yoda just get the ability to do that over the years he was a ghost or what?

I'd be okay with this honestly there's a lot of stuff the original trilogy couldn't do very well because of the limitations of the time.

Just look at the "final duel" between obi wan and darth vader. lol.

Force apparitions are entirely sentient, iirc Yoda and Obi-Wan interact briefly after Luke leaves.

I'm fucking dying

Why was this movie so fucking weird.
Was it supposed to be funny when the retarded swollen glowing yoda laughed hysterically after burning those books?

I'm pretty sure it was Coruscant...

you better exhale right now faggot. force ghosts have never been kafka-esque schizophrenia shit

star wars is a mishmash of half baked ideas that changed dependent on toy marketing.

holy shit...

Star Wars is a really weird franchise user. Imagine watching RotJ for the first time and going in only knowing the other two movies and not having 30 years of Star Wars being referenced by everyone and everything.

post her asshole you asshole

>one of the worst most forced memes
ffty

It is kind of weird that they're having him do the laugh. He hasn't done that since Empire, when he was acting like a crazy little swamp goblin to test Luke.

With help from Raimi
It was a different time you wouldn't understand

Not to mention doing it and tormenting the guy he already trained years ago on their first interaction since ROTJ