What do you guys like to sneak into the theater?

What do you guys like to sneak into the theater?

why are the french fries guys making pizza?

>Go to theater
>Sneaks
Just kys, dumb fat

i used to shove an entire bag of kfc food into my bag to bring into the cinemas. cinemas in australia really don't care anymore though, so theres no need to hide outside food anymore

an ak with drum mag

I ate 12 bean burritos from Taco Bell, that was a bad choice.

its okay, everyone else in those theaters are farting up a storm too and the air's recycled so suck it down wew

I always sneak in a bottle of pure leaf unsweetened black tea.

P.S. To anyone who hopes to quit soda drink these instead. No sugar, just as much caffeine, and really good iced tea.

i usually cold brew my own tea, but thx

cucumbers

Did you mine your own leaves?

no chef :/

I usually sneak in a slice or two of some 'za.

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I did too but this shit is ideal for having a ridiculous, for tea, amount of caffeine and since I have a caffeine addiction it's like the only thing that keeps me from drinking soda.

based

I just drink Snapple. Still has tons of sugar, but at least it wont ruin my teeth.

yeah, soda is garbage. i also drink a shit ton of plain seltzer water. so good

this, no one gives a shit anymore.

how the fuck do you guys get this shit past the metal detector?

I stopped drinking soda a year ago and I lost any desire for it after about a week. I don't like coffee or tea (at least any I've tried) so I went water-only until I got back into drinking milk.

>drinking during a movie

we're human and don't eat junkyard scrap like you, dumb robot

t. dehydrated retard
if your bladder can't handle a movie's runtime you're a low t numale

>implying I'm going to waste my brainpower trying to focus on a serious film in a rowdy shit heap of a theater

>implying I'm not going to buy high quality physical copies to use in my own personal theater without all the dumb faggots and niggers getting up in the middle of it, or texting, or laughing loudly, or saying stupid shit

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>not just pissing on the floor
its always sticky from all the loads so nobody will notice

I love movies in winter. So much easier to sneak shit in with a coat on.

I just do a polish sausage wrapped in foil and bottle of water.

by not living in a ghetto

honestly cant tell if your lying

why would any of that need to be a lie?