Frank Miller's Tales To Offend

Storytiming it

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What a fine (briefly) living example of Darwinism.

Did Frank Miller visit LA before writing this?

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Haha, what?
The fuck is this OP?

Now for a short break from all of Blastoff's machismo, here's a commercial storytime.

Tales To Offend by Frank Miller!

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>Do you have what it takes to kill a man

>No you don't.

sorry for the delay, the red bar said I had to wait a few minutes.

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and that conludes the commercial storytime, be sure to buy a bust!

Now back to the main storytime!

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>That nipple

Wow Frank Miller got away with quite a bit didn't he?

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>approved by the comics code authority

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And that's all folks, I think you'll all find a few more hairs on your chest tonight, bye!

>Approved by the comics code authority
Cheeky

Good shit OP. Love me some Frank Miller.

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This is the best EC homage ever.

Thanks, OP.

> a nipple is getting away with a lot
What comics do the Amish read?

Bump

Bump for later

Frank Miller's tribute to EC Comics.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRANK.

>APPROVED BY THE COMICS CODE AUTHORITY

This is brilliant.

>Oh Lance, give me a chance to love you, I'm nothing like the others
>Oh Lance, give me a chance to love you, I'm nothing like the others

Loved it.

He used to live in LA during the 90's up until somewhere late in the decade (because he was working on DK2 in New York when 9/11 happened).

>Legion of Super-Heroes

jesus christ. it was funny in a depressing way.
now I want to slit my wrists.
Thanks Op

superhero comics, maybe? They've long had a thing going on where you could pretty much show every part of a breast bar the nipple

Thanks, OP.

Is there more Lance Blastoff?

Thanks for the ride!

bumping for others

Unfortunately, Frank never made any more of him.

I love the use of shadows, and how they also double as panel lines here.

I think he might have appeared in Dark Horse Comics Presents. Check here: