"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: DEBAUCHERY EDITION

Tonight's episode: "Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend".

>TRUE FEELINGS - When Fred (Luke Perry) decides to finalize the divorce with Archie's mother Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald), Archie (KJ Apa) hides his true feelings. Archie tries to win Valerie (guest star Hayley Law) back with a romantic evening, however, Betty (Lili Reinhart) hijacks his plans when she decides to throw Jughead (Cole Sprouse) a surprise birthday party at the Andrews house. Once Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) learns of the party, she decides to make it interesting and things quickly get out of control. Meanwhile, Veronica (Camila Mendes) contemplates whether she should participate in the deposition to help get her father released.

Streams

>Stream 1.
tgo-tv.com/watch/live-tv/the-cw-live-stream.php

>Stream 2.
arconaitv.me/tcw/

>Stream 3
livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main

30 minutes to showtime.

>Luke Perry
>Molly Ringwald
What year is it?

1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid?

2. What are the odds the episode completes without a parent doing something evil?

1. 0%
2. 0%

3. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie and Jughead doing something kinda gay?

4. What are the odds the episode completes without Veronica and Betty doing something kinda gay?

Cheryl is going to roofie everyone at the party, so odds are everyone will end up doing something stupid.

And Jughead's father is showing up, so expect parental shadiness as well.

Archie's very existence is stupid.
Tonight I'm doing a maple syrup shot every time he opens his big dumb mouth.

3. 0%
4. 0%, I hope

tumblr pls

>tumblr pls
your kidding right? The guy stumbles from dumb idea to dumb idea, while being manipulated by everyone around him.

Even the other characters think he's dumb and tell him to go home and play with his guitar.

UPCOMING EPISODES

11. Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back Again (April 27, 2017)
>SUSPICIONS CONTINUE TO GROW - Betty (Lili Reinhart) is slammed overseeing Homecoming and Reunion weekend, but Alice (Madchen Amick) wants her to help with the Jason Blossom investigation. Alice turns to Archie (KJ Apa) and Veronica (Camila Mendes) for help, but when Betty discovers they are working with her mother, she is not happy. After seeing his father FP (guest star Skeet Ulrich) start to clean up his act, Jughead (Cole Sprouse) wonders if it's the right time to give him another chance. Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) and Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye) have both decided to go to Homecoming in Jason's honor, until a revelation waylays their plans. Meanwhile, Fred (Luke Perry) and Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald) attend the Homecoming dance, leaving Fred to possibly reconsider the divorce.

There'll be a one week break after tonight and then non-stop until the season finale on May 11.

Other tidbits

>Jason's killer will be revealed on episode 12 and Cheryl will "snap" over the revelation.

>Archie ends season 1 with "the person he is supposed to be with".

>Sabrina is appearing in the season finale and been described as "more ROSEMARY'S BABY and less Melissa Joan Hart".

>Season 2 will be "much darker and much weirder".

...Did he just keep that super expensive guitar Cheryl gave him?

CHERYL BEST WAIFU

STICKY

RETURN OF DARK BETTY?

Here we go.

All these plot points I don't want back.

>A real chalkboard

Ha ha ha ha.

Not like the Blossoms can't afford it they have everything including Gypsy blood.

1 minute in and we are up to 11 with the homo-eroticism

That's a record for the books

he did
damn it archie, when you get a guitar in exchange for becoming ginger breeding stock for the blossom clan you don't get to keep it when you back out of the deal

MAPLE

Threadly reminder that Archie is perfect and we should protect his smile.

Being Ian Flynn is suffering. First the main Sonic comics are on indefinite hiatus due to company clusterfuckery, then Mega Drive gets cancelled, and now you're forced to do a comic adaptation of Archie giving the not!Grundy the D.

>He goes there every year. It's like, a tradition.
shut the FUCK up archie

Betty and Jughead bang when

betty leaves jughead when she finds out he can only get it up for hamburgers

>don't turn around
>*turns around*

>oh my god don't turn around
>they turn around
top tier writing

Oh boy Dark Betty returns tonight?

SEMOC YTTEB

Oh boy Tumblr is going to be pisssssssssssssssssed.

why?

>Dark Betty
What is this, Pokémon?

Apparently she clawed herself back in the first episode too

Also this

>Be Archie talking to dad
>“Why finalize something in such a final way?”
>kek

Now I need betty in dark phoenix outfit.

What happened?

I assume he means because Chuck didn't get crushed by a Maple tree or something.

>Covergirl
Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this

How can Betty's mom ruin something this week?

Nooooooo. God no.

why dont they advertise real syrup

I thought it was more a case of a black jock slut shaming and their brains exploded

Same reason we don't have a real Big Belly Burger

>Ronnie has reading glasses

>Veronica with glasses
Unf

>glasses Ronnie

I genuinely can't handle this.

My mom just asked me what HBIC means

Ronnie is not for sexual dancing, CW. Ugh.

Wow both looked like shit

wew lads
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and now I'm truly dead.

And people complain about this show.

Cheryl did nothing wrong.

cheryl deserved better

>user suffered too much blood rush to the dick induced brain death

>Veronica's dancing was shit
>still won
Dropped

That's not maple syrup, Archie.

I have never seen a milkshake that perfect.

Is there anyone on TV named Chuck that isn't a fucking dick?

>come home from a long day and the first thing i see is lewd Ronnie dancing

Thank you Riverdale

That old NBC show with Zach Levi?

...

Did they cast Hiram yet?

>blackmailing your kid

>threatening letter from jail
absolutely hiram

What is this gif from?

>I'm all about the beast within
BEASTED

Betty's sweater is a nice little nod to Juggs.

Cute sweater.

jug having nam flashbacks

Jughead I swear if you throw a bitch fit after this...

Dude looks asian in the riverdale one-shot. Anyone read the other issue that came out?

>talking about family secrets while the gay espionage snake is near

Juggie is bad at surpises. Damn sour puss.

That's not the face of someone who's enjoying himself

That was probably the fourth eeriest rendition of Happy Birthday I've heard.

That aint real sesh

This is a pretty perfect shitty party.

...

REMEMBER ME?

Time for party rape

L E L

WELCOME TO HELL JUGGY

>that look of disgust at normie decadence
Jug really is our guy

dammit archie

I really hate Cheryl and Archie now. Fuck this show. Hahaha.

>1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid?
So close

Archie you drunk piece of shit.

...

Any chance they burn the house down?

crashing this party will make me feel better about my dead brother

Good thing the show is called Riverdale now, ain't it

Why are the other two streams showing Supernatural?

...

No chance of major fire
Low chance of small fire
Medium chance of dad coming back early
Medium High chance of jug yelling at everyone
High chance of Jug storming out

Dat hamburger cake though

Wrong time zone maybe?

...

>Seth Rogan movie

NICE!

Jug and Betty will get into a fight with Chuck and Archie will make out with Veronica.