Tonight's episode: "Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend".
>TRUE FEELINGS - When Fred (Luke Perry) decides to finalize the divorce with Archie's mother Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald), Archie (KJ Apa) hides his true feelings. Archie tries to win Valerie (guest star Hayley Law) back with a romantic evening, however, Betty (Lili Reinhart) hijacks his plans when she decides to throw Jughead (Cole Sprouse) a surprise birthday party at the Andrews house. Once Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) learns of the party, she decides to make it interesting and things quickly get out of control. Meanwhile, Veronica (Camila Mendes) contemplates whether she should participate in the deposition to help get her father released.
1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid?
2. What are the odds the episode completes without a parent doing something evil?
Cameron Sanchez
1. 0% 2. 0%
Landon Campbell
3. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie and Jughead doing something kinda gay?
4. What are the odds the episode completes without Veronica and Betty doing something kinda gay?
Nolan Morales
Cheryl is going to roofie everyone at the party, so odds are everyone will end up doing something stupid.
And Jughead's father is showing up, so expect parental shadiness as well.
Daniel Ross
Archie's very existence is stupid. Tonight I'm doing a maple syrup shot every time he opens his big dumb mouth.
Thomas Parker
3. 0% 4. 0%, I hope
Hudson Wilson
tumblr pls
Joshua Myers
>tumblr pls your kidding right? The guy stumbles from dumb idea to dumb idea, while being manipulated by everyone around him.
Gavin Cox
Even the other characters think he's dumb and tell him to go home and play with his guitar.
Hunter Lopez
UPCOMING EPISODES
11. Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back Again (April 27, 2017) >SUSPICIONS CONTINUE TO GROW - Betty (Lili Reinhart) is slammed overseeing Homecoming and Reunion weekend, but Alice (Madchen Amick) wants her to help with the Jason Blossom investigation. Alice turns to Archie (KJ Apa) and Veronica (Camila Mendes) for help, but when Betty discovers they are working with her mother, she is not happy. After seeing his father FP (guest star Skeet Ulrich) start to clean up his act, Jughead (Cole Sprouse) wonders if it's the right time to give him another chance. Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) and Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye) have both decided to go to Homecoming in Jason's honor, until a revelation waylays their plans. Meanwhile, Fred (Luke Perry) and Mary (guest star Molly Ringwald) attend the Homecoming dance, leaving Fred to possibly reconsider the divorce.
There'll be a one week break after tonight and then non-stop until the season finale on May 11.
Other tidbits
>Jason's killer will be revealed on episode 12 and Cheryl will "snap" over the revelation.
>Archie ends season 1 with "the person he is supposed to be with".
>Sabrina is appearing in the season finale and been described as "more ROSEMARY'S BABY and less Melissa Joan Hart".
>Season 2 will be "much darker and much weirder".
William Reyes
...Did he just keep that super expensive guitar Cheryl gave him?
Jackson Miller
CHERYL BEST WAIFU
Luis Cox
STICKY
Ethan Watson
RETURN OF DARK BETTY?
Alexander Torres
Here we go.
Zachary Long
All these plot points I don't want back.
>A real chalkboard
Ha ha ha ha.
Isaac Morales
Not like the Blossoms can't afford it they have everything including Gypsy blood.
John Bailey
1 minute in and we are up to 11 with the homo-eroticism
That's a record for the books
Jackson Gomez
he did damn it archie, when you get a guitar in exchange for becoming ginger breeding stock for the blossom clan you don't get to keep it when you back out of the deal
Matthew Nelson
MAPLE
Adam Morris
Threadly reminder that Archie is perfect and we should protect his smile.
Luis Sullivan
Being Ian Flynn is suffering. First the main Sonic comics are on indefinite hiatus due to company clusterfuckery, then Mega Drive gets cancelled, and now you're forced to do a comic adaptation of Archie giving the not!Grundy the D.
Leo Walker
>He goes there every year. It's like, a tradition. shut the FUCK up archie
Juan Sanchez
Betty and Jughead bang when
Adam Nelson
betty leaves jughead when she finds out he can only get it up for hamburgers
Robert Price
>don't turn around >*turns around*
Caleb Edwards
>oh my god don't turn around >they turn around top tier writing
Jason Bell
Oh boy Dark Betty returns tonight?
Angel Morris
SEMOC YTTEB
Lucas Bell
Oh boy Tumblr is going to be pisssssssssssssssssed.
Luke Barnes
why?
Logan Walker
>Dark Betty What is this, Pokémon?
Austin Gray
Apparently she clawed herself back in the first episode too
Eli Price
Also this
>Be Archie talking to dad >“Why finalize something in such a final way?” >kek
Leo Young
Now I need betty in dark phoenix outfit.
Noah Perez
What happened?
Angel Allen
I assume he means because Chuck didn't get crushed by a Maple tree or something.
Easton Gonzalez
>Covergirl Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this
Grayson Hall
How can Betty's mom ruin something this week?
Hunter Sanders
Nooooooo. God no.
Brody Brown
why dont they advertise real syrup
Lincoln Cruz
I thought it was more a case of a black jock slut shaming and their brains exploded
Same reason we don't have a real Big Belly Burger
Angel Lewis
>Ronnie has reading glasses
Cooper Perry
>Veronica with glasses Unf
William Richardson
>glasses Ronnie
I genuinely can't handle this.
Ian Adams
My mom just asked me what HBIC means
Ryder Ramirez
Ronnie is not for sexual dancing, CW. Ugh.
Easton Garcia
Wow both looked like shit
Luis Turner
wew lads e w
l a d s
Daniel Sullivan
and now I'm truly dead.
Samuel Nguyen
And people complain about this show.
Josiah Reed
Cheryl did nothing wrong.
Wyatt Wilson
cheryl deserved better
Aiden Torres
>user suffered too much blood rush to the dick induced brain death
Jeremiah Kelly
>Veronica's dancing was shit >still won Dropped
Colton Perry
That's not maple syrup, Archie.
Connor Johnson
I have never seen a milkshake that perfect.
Wyatt Perry
Is there anyone on TV named Chuck that isn't a fucking dick?
Cameron Torres
>come home from a long day and the first thing i see is lewd Ronnie dancing
Thank you Riverdale
Nathan Murphy
That old NBC show with Zach Levi?
Austin Brooks
...
Ayden Fisher
Did they cast Hiram yet?
Gabriel Perez
>blackmailing your kid
Robert Nelson
>threatening letter from jail absolutely hiram
Oliver Diaz
What is this gif from?
Elijah Foster
>I'm all about the beast within BEASTED
Jonathan Wright
Betty's sweater is a nice little nod to Juggs.
James Young
Cute sweater.
Adrian Nguyen
jug having nam flashbacks
Luis Torres
Jughead I swear if you throw a bitch fit after this...
Jonathan Adams
Dude looks asian in the riverdale one-shot. Anyone read the other issue that came out?
Hunter Campbell
>talking about family secrets while the gay espionage snake is near
John Smith
Juggie is bad at surpises. Damn sour puss.
Ian Collins
That's not the face of someone who's enjoying himself
William Green
That was probably the fourth eeriest rendition of Happy Birthday I've heard.
Robert Cox
That aint real sesh
Juan Hernandez
This is a pretty perfect shitty party.
Dylan Richardson
...
Michael Nguyen
REMEMBER ME?
Caleb James
Time for party rape
Daniel Torres
L E L
WELCOME TO HELL JUGGY
Henry Lewis
>that look of disgust at normie decadence Jug really is our guy
Michael Price
dammit archie
Alexander Rivera
I really hate Cheryl and Archie now. Fuck this show. Hahaha.
Josiah King
>1. What are the odds the episode completes without Archie doing something stupid? So close
Alexander Collins
Archie you drunk piece of shit.
Noah Walker
...
Nicholas Rivera
Any chance they burn the house down?
Jeremiah Ross
crashing this party will make me feel better about my dead brother
Easton Clark
Good thing the show is called Riverdale now, ain't it
Nicholas Foster
Why are the other two streams showing Supernatural?
Eli Harris
...
Hudson Parker
No chance of major fire Low chance of small fire Medium chance of dad coming back early Medium High chance of jug yelling at everyone High chance of Jug storming out
Landon Howard
Dat hamburger cake though
Brody Carter
Wrong time zone maybe?
Matthew Miller
...
Jayden Murphy
>Seth Rogan movie
NICE!
Brody Clark
Jug and Betty will get into a fight with Chuck and Archie will make out with Veronica.