Is it actually shit or are you just forced by your impotent rage to hate things that are popular?

Is it actually shit or are you just forced by your impotent rage to hate things that are popular?

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It's shit

its good

Sup Forumss hate for it is a combination of hating things that are popular and being angry that the lead character isn't a white dude

Can't it be both?

it's just a fucking joke dude ,the whole movie

It was a mediocre movie in general and just a bad/bland star wars movie. I hated TFA and think this was even worse, pretty much an insult to every fan of the OT at least. The first scene being a 'YO MOMMA' joke pretty much shows how much commitment went into this movie

GO BACK

It's better than TFA but it could have been SO MUCH BETTER
>stop throwing in FUCKING QUIPS EVERY 10 SECONDS where they clearly didn't fit. SO many times you'd be watching a great scene with weight and stakes, then someone makes a stupid fucking gag and all tension is lost, totally ruins the scene multiple times.
>throw out the chink and everything she does, including Not-Jabba's-Palace and all that. Totally irrelevant
>get the pink-haired admiral to actually tell her ranking officers what she's doing
>Leia going full Mary Poppins-mode, what the actual fuck

Good if you have a down-syndrome and you just came for PEW-PEW MUH XWINGS PEW PEW
Bad if you actually care about SW background and lore

>Rey already knows all the knowledge of the Jedi ancient texts.

Jesus Allah Buddah I thought you guys had been memeing about that.

She has to, her planet needs her

I really want to like these movies, but they are not making it easy.

I mean it was decent by Marvel and nu-Star Wars standards, but as a real film, it was terribly disappointing. As someone who's really invested in Star Wars lore, I was bored throughout and thought it spat on the OT.

The only thing I don't understand is why and how Luke died.

Yeah didn't believe that too

If people give specific reasons for not liking something it is you in fact who is lazy by not addressing them and accusing them instead of simply being contrarians.

They didn't expand upon anything in the new universe. They just moved the story forward with strong undertones of sexual tension between just about everyone, and hit or miss jokes. Feels more and more like a marvel movie.

>Rey’s parents are random junkers
>Apparently, according to Kylo “Deep down you always knew this” so she knew all along
>Yoda says she doesn’t need training because she already knows everything
>The only living villains are Kylo and Hux
>Only OT character alive is LEIA of all the characters to pick
>Luke isn’t damaged for any reason other than he tried to kill a kid and got surprised when that kid turned evil and tried to kill him
>Luke doesn’t abandon the Jedi because of their fucked up morality on emotions, film implies he left cuz he a bitch
>The Last Jedi is said twice in this movie and it sounded like tacked on dogshit
>Finn and the asian girl go on a quest for nearly 2 hours that ends up failing and being a waste of time
>Leia has force abilities powerful enough for her to survive space and fly around in it but never uses them again
>C3PO has a normal arm again suddenly
>Snoke was just a Trump caricature instead of a cool new villain
>Grey jedi never even given a mention
>Luke dies for plot convenience
>This was less ESB in tone and more Looney Tunes
>There’s a mini death star in the movie that just blasts open doors
>Episode IX will be a stupid romance film with Kylo and Rey

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that yoda voice is bruutal

oh no

She already POSSESSES all the knowledge. She stole the books.

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>Yoda says she doesn’t need training because she already knows everything
UNISHTED SHTATSH OF AMERICASH

Its so shit and propaganda ridden you would think its a Sup Forums parody

>>Yoda says she doesn’t need training because she already knows everything
Are you guys sticking to this meme? You're gonna look really fucking dumb when the movie comes out and people realize that's not the line nor the context.

back to your containment board

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Holy fucking shit my sides, they dun fucked up.

>kills off the presumed big bad in the second movie
>big bad gets zero development
>big bad dies in the most lackluster way ever
>Kylo has sympathies for Daisy (and is also not a thread because he had his ass handed to her already) and Hux is just a normal dude in nazi uniform

what the fuck were they thinking

What do you think? You're on a board of people who don't do anything but shitpost. Some of the people here actually base their opinions on leaked scripts and low quality webms filmed by phones. Look at reviews for the movie. Does anything indicate the movie would be shit? And I know what you're gonna say, that reviews mean nothing, but then look at reviews for a movie like Suicide Squad or The Dark Tower. I wouldn't say those movies were shit either, but they weren't good movies and the reviews sure reflect that.

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It's shit. Here's the thing OP, most if not all of us grew up with Star Wars. The Prequels were bad but it was bad for all the right reasons. If you're one who listened to everything George said like a great many of us followers of George did, you'd see his mindset and as to why he did so many things lazily. I think the Article was in 95 or maybe before then, but I distinctively remember George saying that it doesn't matter what's shot on film because the way technology is going we'll be able to fix any flaws in our films, in a computer. He LITERALLY believed this. Autistic to the last, our Boy George is but he legitimately believed this. George Lucas Legitimately said that Actors would be paid for their voices and likeness and in a few years we'd make movies and fix and add and expand on finished films, in a computer. Poor guy. Compare his Autism to Disney's shit fest, The Shit Awakens and The Last White man. George had a legitimate excuse as to why the Prequels were so lazily done. What's disney excuse for the absolute mountain of shit the first and now the latest film has proven to be?

There's no defending this shit film.. Her stealing books has nothing to do with YODA destroying the ancient text of the Jedi. It's Kathleen Kennedy being a snooty bitch. May rocks be poured into her gaping cunt!

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Jesus Christ. It's like some kind of bad parody.

Why does it stimulates an emotional response from you because we have heard bad things about the movie and is considering not to see it?

If I heard bad things about a bad part of town or a restaurant that's known to serve bad food I would also avoid those places.

It is in my personal interest, is it not?

pleb

100% this

Consider the source of the bad things. Are they in the majority? Bad things are said about every movie ever released. Does that mean you're gonna stop seeing movies all together?

>Disney

Its shyte. I love all the other films (that makes me a normie I guess) . This is a fucking abortion.

>omg why do you care so much?
Mostly because your retarded way of judging films end up reflecting badly on the board as a whole and invites more stupid kids like you.

I couldn't give two ducks about what you want or don't wanna watch, but I do care that you're making it worse for people who actuslly want to discuss films.

Now be a detached memer and go " dude its just Sup Forums xD".

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Wheres the video of leia fucking flying kek

>>Snoke was just a Trump caricature instead of a cool new villain
elaborate, i'm already angry enough, I can be a little more angry

>the lead character isn't a white dude
Sweetie... Have you seen this movie?

It's obviously a double entendre.

he's Sup Forumstarding. there's nothing trump about snoke

>Are they in the majority?

I don't base my decisions on the majority, but on the opinions of the people I respect.

A shady character can gain respect from me if he presents his argument in a reasonable way and supports it with evidence.

>but I do care that you're making it worse for people who actuslly want to discuss films
>because I am "considering" not to see a movie based on hearsay

>DUDE SHE ALREADY KNOWS EVERYTHING!

Even Normie Star Wars fans are mixed-negative.

/r/Starwars is overwhelmingly "meh"
/r/Movies is mostly negative.

And those Reddit boards are like Normie fanboy circlejerk "WOW LIGHTSABERS? STAR WARS! SO COOL" idiots that RLM parodies.

That's not even remotely true, you can cool down a little bit.

>Don't fight what you hate. Save what you love.

I heard Snoke narrates his own death or something? Is there a streamable or webm of it?

I'm not baiting, what the fuck are these reactions? I feel like you guys are playing off each other's disgust here with no one actually being disgusted for real. What was so "ABSOLUTAMENTE ASQUEROSO" in this scene? Yoda looked good, the Force Ghost thing is an established occurrence, he was in-character, taking the piss out of Skywalker, as he's always done. What was so disgusting? If you can't tell me then you're just bandwagoning like a retard

Do you really respect the people on this board who do nothing but shitpost about mainstream and popular movies and circlejerk each other over how much they hate le stupid capeshit?

>what the fuck were they thinking

>i-if you don’t like this movie, t-then you’re a virgin
Great argument, roastie.

It's worse. People are hurt by it. Even the cynical denizens of Sup Forums are upset that Disney chose to ruin Luke Skywalker and kill him in such a pathetic manner.

This is the prequel kiddies first "bad" Star Wars movie, since they somehow against all odds thing the prequels are good. They're just overreacting to a sort of bad Star Wars movie.

jesus fucking christ

Why do Jews hate white people so much? And why didn’t we listen to Lucas when he warned us about the (((white slavers)))?

Did Yoda just burn a bunch of priceless, ancient books of history and Jedi teachings from elders of past ages.

because he comes out of nowhere and burns or pretends to burn up all the Jedi knowledge like it was nothing and giggles about it and literally says "page turners they were not" like its some kind of joke!

>Shitting on Luke
>moral is Burning knowledge is good if its not immediately needed
>The girl Rey already possess the knowledge the ancient jedi scrolls possess
>shitting on luke
God fuck this movie

First act is literally ESB. Main act plot (Finn and Rose finding codebreaker to infiltrate Snoke's ship) turns out to be pointless, just fobbed off when the Resistance decide to do something else instead. Final act, every man's childhood hero dies for no reason.

Resistance is comprised of one person from every single race, just because, and led by women. First Order is comprised of white men.

Despite running a total shit-show, disobeying orders, mutinying, failing, generally fucking about, Resistance prevails.

It's shitty cultural propaganda and I hated it. Killing off all the old heroes to be replaced by minorities I dgaf about.

>Yoda looked good
dude the puppet is terrible. it looks nothing like esb or roj yoda's puppet. the face is all wrong. the movement is much worse too

It's meh more than shit. Still better than Clone Wars, but it's somehow worse than TFA. Snoke went out like a little bitch before we even knew who the fuck he was

>>Rey already knows all the knowledge of the Jedi ancient texts.
that's not what the scene was saying, it was saying that Rey embodied what the Jedi stood for and therefore a pile of old books weren't really necessary

t. schlomo

Not a single lightsaber duel. You'll hear their crispy clashing sound once, in a flashback.
The movie was not absolute shit, but it wasn't good by any stretch of the imagination. I've seen it yesterday and i'm already forgetting it.

>Resistance is comprised of one person from every single race, just because, and led by women. First Order is comprised of white men.

Triggered, snowflake?

>burn all of the books because MaRey Sue has all of the knowledge
>she dies a sudden death from an unforeseen heart condition
What then?

Yoda should not have been in the movie. period. and that shit with Chewie and those creatures was cringe as well.

Only Sup Forumstards manbabys are crying about the movie

And only for cringe right-wing shit """reasons"""

>Resistance is comprised of one person from every single race, just because, and led by women. First Order is comprised of white men.
Blantantly not true. The First Order is almost weirdly diverse. I actually want the First Order to be a cabal of white men like the OT but the fact that they are equally diverse as the resistance is just bizarre.

No...! Yoda?! J-joking?!?!? That's unimaginable!

>don't fight what you hate. save what you love.

I don't get how the Phantom Menace puppet and this one both look so terrible. ESB Yoda is still wonderful.

Why does this look so much like what you'd expect from a fan made bad meme video?

>>because I am "considering" not to see a movie based on hearsay
But we both know you've already made up your mind based context-less webms with awful quality. You don't wanna watch I precisely because you've convinced yourself you know what happens. It's borderline schizophrenic.

Phantom Menace Yoda wasn’t even a puppet. It was all cgi

>100 daily threads shitposting about a perfectly fine movie

This is gonna be a tough month.

joking about burning up PRICELESS WISDON AND KNOWLEDGE COLLECTED THROUOUGHT THE AGES. not just taking the piss from Luke. He hosed not have been in there anyway. Where was Kenobi huh? Or anakin? its a deus ex machine bullshit.

apparently puppets and creature effects are lost arts. amazing that stuff from the 80s, almost 40 years ago, is better than most stuff made today

what the fuck are you doing here if it's all there is to this board ?

Troll or underage?
Phantom menace Yoda was originally a puppet, but it looked so bad, that Lucas later changed it to be CGI in later home releases.

>perfectly fine

>Frog meme
>In 2k17
>movie is fine xD
A true newfag

TPM Yoda was a puppet. I don't know if it was a puppet throughout the entire movie, but it was a puppet.

I'm here to do the exact opposite just to see how triggered people get when I say something positive about a movie the entire board has decided to hate.

Do you people watch movies with your eyes closed?

When Yoda said she had possessed all the knowledge she needed he meant it literally because she stole the books.

is literally the only one here who got it

ffs, literally said "Her stealing books has nothing to do with YODA destroying the ancient text of the Jedi"... Yoda didn't destroy the ancient text of the Jedi BECAUSE Rey had stolen it

technically fine sure. but as far as SW story goes its total shit. Floating leia? Chewy and the creatures? Rey and Kylo telepathy? Sloth milk? the fucking casino!!!!!

It's not bad.
It's utter bullshit.
Rian Johnson and Disney took a huge dump on whatever Star Wars has been in the past.
They Marvel'd it down to silly jokes, a space walking Leia and "even if you're a poor bastard, you are special! everybody has the force and can use it"

>It’s okay, goyim, Hillary has all of the knowledge! Don’t read fake news! Just Listen & Believe!

hey how about Luke causally tossing that light sabre over his shoulder and walking off in a huff?? I haven't herd anyone talks about that. really ruffled my lays.

HAHAHA did you watch OT? Yoda was a fucking retarded-wisdom-spouting-gremlin then. It was literally completely in line with who Yoda is in OT.

They changed it later, in typical Lucas fashion

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Rey already stole the fucking books you retards, did nobody actually watch the movie?

yeah well the very very very brief scene where we se those books is very brief. and why did she store them in a fucking drawer next to the towels!?

You are the “minorities are so cool” snowflake.