Hey Ant, it's Art...*cough*cough*

>Hey Ant, it's Art...*cough*cough*
>I'm not gonna come in today. I'm withdrawing like a dog, I got put in jail and um... I'm gonna try to get out of this today and um... I don't know. I should be there tomorrow, hopefully. I'm sorry, man.

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If practice makes perfect the why is artie still so terrible at suicide attempts?

he still sucks at snorting too

Did he get arrested for drugs again? That’s a shame because he’s fucking on fire when he’s on the podcast.

Also, is that nose photoshopped or is he suffering from a bad case on gin blossoms? He looks like WC Fields.

who the fuck is this fat ugly faggot and why does everybody care? why would you even take a picture of yourself looking like that anyways

Even photoshop can't fix that fucked nose

It's a mugshot ya fuck

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is there anything more pathetic than a drug addict?

No but how much better is a toothless wig wearing jewish pelican?

Who will die first?

>cop with arm tattoos
didn't know they hired deadbeats and ex-cons

They have no other choice

Talking about wanting to make bets. I take bets on when he might die. Hit me up.

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Where does he even find all those drug dealers?

And is he still rich? Seems like he is taking the cheap shit

So much for that vegan green juice

She is shitting in a bag now, Kakarrot

How do you know that?

He's making six figures on the AA show not to mention a shit ton of money from his stand up
The guy's already been loaded which leads for him to self destruct

O and A with Louis or Patrice
>>>>>>> Howard

I read on some article they removed half her colon and now she has a bag
I think he makes 4k an episode but now got put on leave. And he doesn't even come close to getting stand up gigs as big as during his Stern Show days. Also the way he gambles and does drugs I bet he blew most of his stern and stand up money.

His stand up gigs pull in a ton of money for him and he's constantly doing them no matter how fucked up he is. He gets like 5-10k a gig so he's not hurting for money. Him having a ton of money is what's causing him to go back to gambling and drug abuse

Six figures? They sit in a fucking basement in front of a shitty green screen. I would be surprised if they make 100k a year.

He's finally fulfilled his prophecy

Cumia makes 700k a year from his show
They're pretty well established at this point

He once maid 100k a gig and left Vegas being 5k down because of gambling.

You never know with this degenerate

HAHAHAHAHAAA

Yeah, that's why he asked Opie to come over and be a producer. It's bleeding.

>Yeah, that's why he asked Opie to come over and be a producer
all him and jimmy do is openly bash opie
it started as subtle digs but now they tear him apart from time to time
dolt

kek

What's the point of this photo

kino[spolier]

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This is a television and film board not a shitty radio board faggots dumb ass comedy cucks go watch some dane cook fags

Pajeet pls

>television and film board
>nothing but shit wars threads

Nice board ya got there friend

I's a joke!

sure didn't have the balls to do it when the show was doing well

This is the kind of thing i've never understand. Everybody hated Opie on air but apparently he was a great producer behind the scenes? how did that worked? what made him so valuable?

which show?

>a soy boy and a dyke
The absolute state of the NYPD

>NYPD Visits Local Zoo, Takes Photo With World’s Oldest Living Ostrich
It’s these sort of heartwarming stories that we need to humanize our police force.

O and A with Colin Quinn >>>>> sex

Right gang?

He made sure everyone on the crew was doing their job to create content and worked with management to get things. Anthony would just show up late all the time.

When will Wigboy finally retire?

When did he become a grandma?

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Is this real?

yes

Yes

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Anthony and Louis show when?

he has his hair back, nobody likes sweating all over their face.

t. baldlet who used to have long hair

>Did you guys see my bro Artie?
>Rough shape
>HyeeeehhhHyeeeee Haaa

lets knock off early

No, its a fake made by Eric the Photoshopper.

>Be worth half a billion
>Still wear Autism Shoes

Why

What was he arrested for? Was it ghetto lobsters?

go back to r/opieandanthony and remind everyone that Joe Cumia is a pedo for the millionth time, faggot

this is a capeshit and soy wars board

Jimmy did say Opie had a small dick once though when they were on the show together, "I saw it at the gym and it looks like a stack of dimes."

What are you talking about? No one works here but me and my cousin.

That's a heavy dick.

Ant, Artie, DiPaolo, Quinn when?

this has been the soundtrack to Ant's life since he got fired
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What does Ant think about all of the capeshit and soywars threads on Sup Forums?

Opie and Anthony is an established brand that would have gotten a lot more subscriptions and drew a lot of high profile guests no matter how much people hate tits mcgee

Alright I will try to be in tomorrow

Artie's the same age as Brogan

4 years younger than Stamos.

>google Artie Lang
>see this

they used Ant's fucking mugshot as his pic lmao

nothing weird about having a doctor's appointment at 5AM. nothing weird at all.

The AA Show with the other guy is so fucking bad. I'd even prefer Anthony by himself.

lol sal's dad looks exactly like him

he's takin a shit, he is

grandma caprio is spinning in her grave

hey horse, how's it goin' what's goin' on

why the fuck is kinison trending

IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO

I've been out of the loop, what happened to his nose?

I assumed it's an infection

how many times HE SNORTED GLASS THIS IS PERMANENT

Artie is going to die before Christmas isn't he?

who's this?

Adam looks so uncomfortable

what was the glass snorting story? i've heard of it but no details

Let me guess, daddy issues?

I think I'm the only one that doesn't have a tattoo

this ish kerly cqlarckson.

netflix documentary and reddit discovered him

>>a soy boy

lmao has this replaced "numale". like numale replaced "beta" before that. and before that it was "low test"

>Follow Your Nose! Wherever it Goes!"

Lol.
Ant was back on the air the next fucking day. Opie is doing exactly nothing since he was let go recently. Ant has his own network of shows and he is his own boss. He can never be fired, almost all the revenue is his to keep, and he's happier than ever.

>replaced
Nah...they're all interchangeable, really.

Some low-test, blue haired, beta nu-male soy boy might say otherwise, but "he'd" be wrong.

He always cries about having a little dick but look at his feet and hands. He's lying

Why would snorting glass expand your nose? That is an allergic reaction to something

Is this Snoke IRL?

It's genuinely tragic what he did to himself.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?