Reylo was the best thing to ever happen in Star Wars. Prove me wrong

Reylo was the best thing to ever happen in Star Wars. Prove me wrong.

Pro hint: You can't.

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maybe if rey wasnt immortal plastic godess who never lose i would care

>THAT HINT ON POE + REY AT THE END
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU RIAN JOHNSON YOU STUPID HACK

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the lightning and pacing makes it gay

>>>/tumblr/

Shut the fuck up

Oh, notice how he has gloves on in this scene? When they touched hands he was Ben in that, he took his glove off. Here he is Kylo.

JUST

>THAT HINT ON POE + REY AT THE END
elaborate

They meet, and then the camera hangs on them for a bit

European vs American

Wew, is she dare i say it a slut

So if what Snoke says is true They can't beb together anyway. Putting aside that the force creating a "light side" force user to balance out Kylo is moronic and makes no sense, him turning would just turn her the opposite way.

nah the force would then shit out a dark side force user somewhere else in the galaxy

Wait, so the they just ripped off Carnivale?

It's simple, meet each other on the balanced middle ground. Before they parted they both wanted the other to be on their own side and didn't compromise. They had unrealistic, idealized expectations.

She gonna get the BB8

is that it?

It's not like they start banging straight away, but in movie language it's how you set up shit

shippers thinks that if characters are in the same room, they creators are hinting that they have a romance blooming.

You think episode 9 will open with bbc entering white puss?

>tfw reylo doesn't even need to be in the same room to happen

She's gonna be taking it from Poe and do the mind link thing with Kylo at the same time

That would be intense

>force fucking
>Yes yes the girl does possess such skills
>Luke is a virgin
>Luke cries

Where were you when fangirls on the Internet forced the directors to drop the Finn/Rey pairing

they can force skype and it's cute, cute!

he is the dark and mysterious stranger, like Angel or something, girls always dig that

What the fuck is Luke's problem?

So girls prefer the “dark” mysterious guy over the literal dark guy. Kek

He's a 60+ yo virgin

there is no mystery surrounding Finn, you can't change him because you don't need to, plus he never abused you so there's really nothing to trigger their kitty...

NOT BEFORE MARRIAGE KIDS

based luke preventing teen pregnancy

>TFA was the most sexless corporate product ever
>TLJ tries to do romance like the OT but just ends up coming off like some cringy Twilight inspired bullshit
Epic

>force cucking

>forced to drop
They were making the actors who were auditioning for Kylo's part read Mr Darcy's lines from Pride and Prejudice

I can't tell who's being cucked

Hand Holding is peak degeneracy!

youtube.com/watch?v=MNngSDPNqDQ&t=16s

literally both

>NORMIES REEEEEEEE

So this is why TLJ sucks? It's going back to prequel-level shit?

pasty b o i

> combines a couples names to make one
> doesn't use spoiler tag
> pro 'hint'

How many layers of Reddit am I reading here?

>doesn’t use a spoiler tag
Caring about spoilers is possibly one of the most reddit things you can do though

lewd.

I love them
They love each other so much

>thigh grab

Damn Episode 9 Opening will be a all out gangbangfest, bet shes real good an skilled at dick pleasing too that fucking mary sue

Lewd.

Which of those can actually act?

>kicks the middle dude
>somehow the other two dudes also fall back
??????

>fight in sync
>force bonding
>hand touching
>everything else
>people still think is not gonna happen
kek

Rey belongs to the BBC, nothing you whitebois can do

Yes yes lad, of course she does.

>tfw you read a reylo fic just like this

Damn you guys think someone at Disney is making reylo fics come true?

The only women who are actually into black dudes are trashy whores and virtue-signalling leftists. Literally every woman I've spoken to about nuWars wants to see Rey and Kylo get together. Finn is friendzone-tier.

With the wonderful things their writers have done so far I wouldn't run it past them.

>reylo
>is fucking poe
nigga

Did you fgaseven read twilight or are you just spewing put the same bullshit you hear from an Vietnamese fishing board

There is no similarity between them

damn shes thirsty

>The only women who are actually into black dudes are trashy whores and virtue-signalling leftists. Literally every woman I've spoken to about nuWars wants to see Rey and Kylo get together. Finn is friendzone-tier.

I want Finn and Poe to end up together. Reylo makes so much sense, they are really 2 parts of a whole.

Eh a turd is a turd man. You can point out how one's bear poop and the other bull shit and I'll still give you the same look when you go full bear grills and start eating it.

Especially because they are actually copying tropes from other famous romances, it's just not twilight

Reylo is literally the only good thing.
Don't worry bro, in that fic Kylo raped her into submission. Plus she was completely unaware he knew through the force until she heard him have another bitch fit while Poe was mounting her.

it's actually the right

KIKED DOT COM

THE RULE OF TWO

ONE WITH POWER

AND THE OTHER TO TAKE IT

THOT PATROL

>tfw you read a fic which 5 year old Rey grows up with teen Kylo
>both living with Luke to train
>one night Kylo being a hormonal kid decides to fap
>but then little Rey comes to his room complaining she doesn't feel good
>Kylo notices she's rubbing her thighs together
>turns out they have the force bond
>he freaks out and goes crying to Luke about what he did


Why are reylofags like this?

>Kylo was the best thing to ever happen in Star Wars

fix

Rey is STRONK

link?

asking for a friend