I don´t get it.
I don´t get why this guy is so popular. I have watched many of his videos and all of them seem completely dull. I think the best word to describe it is SAFE.
Has anyone seen a video of this guy where he isn´t in COMPLETE AGREEMENT with the general view of a film? Where the tomatometer is in red yet he thinks it´s a bad film? Or maybe it has a low rating yet he thinks it´s good? Or where he simply makes a statement mildly controversial that most people won´t agree with?
Or maybe that´s the reason he grew so large in the first place. By regurgitating what the majority think in a "film critic" package to make them feel smart?
Opinion on Chris Suckmann
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Jaxson Cook
He's an absolute normie, that's the appeal. A lot of nice, well adjusted, unfunny people can watch safe content produced and starring someone just as they are.
What really annoys me it's not how boring he is, but how mediocre and shallow his reviews are.
He's like a less charismatic, but less in your face version of Jeremy Jahns.
Joseph Walker
>but less in your face version of Jeremy Jahns.
I rarely agree with JJ but at least he has the balls to say this is my opinion, stackman is constantly begging to be told what the masses think.
Gabriel Wright
>I think the best word to describe it is SAFE.
You said it yourself. He does not possess a comedic talent like Mike from RLM does so he gives these reviews where he's literally just saying a whole lot of nothing while still rambling about the movie.
He's basically giving commercials to these movies, not reviews.
Gavin Johnson
He’s like the Mr. Rogers of film criticism, or vanilla ice cream. Mostly harmless, and you always know what you’re getting. Most Youtube movie critics like to do the “I’M SO ANGRY” thing, whereas this guy is kind of the counterbalance to that.
Dylan Williams
He's surprisingly coherent for an autistic person.
Isaac Lopez
He's a prick.
Colton Young
he's an idiot and doesn't know it
Gavin Thompson
He goes for the most mass-appeal goodyfeel opinions, thats what the normalfags want, reassurement of their taste, no edges, only pillows
Camden Russell
Here's what I think, the dude CAN do proper reviews but sometimes he goes into full shilling mode:
-his Colin Trevorrow interview:
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-his Book of Henry review:
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Ian Martin
Why do all of his shirts have extremely short sleeves?
Aaron Myers
In addition to what people have already said, he's pretty hot for a youtube film reviewer.
Brandon Campbell
To show off his SICK TATS, bro!
Landon Davis
All of these.
He's not really that bad. He's fanboy-y, extremely boring video production, and pretty standard opinions. But he's less of a pleb than Jeremy Jahns but "accessible". He's like reading a wikipedia article on any movie. He offers some basic synposis and points enough to make up your opinion without having to think about what his personality influences on his review.
Also he shits out reviews constantly. Its so easy that he can easily do 5 in a week if he wants.
Nolan Reed
Yes he sometimes doesn't like the movies. You sound like you can only enjoy edgy criticism. You should grow up,not everything needs to be cynical and ironic, most people dislike that shit
Gavin Carter
That´s not what I implied. He sometimes dislikes the movies yes but has he ever disliked a movie that has a good rating amongst critics and a high opinion among the general public? That is my question. If you know such review please link it.
Robert White
Not liking Stuckmann is some brainlet shit. Don't worry though, you'll have an eureka moment and realize he was /ourguy/ this whole time.
Dylan Rodriguez
Colton Peterson
I like to see his scores, because you can be sure that something is really bad if he gives it a low score (even if he rarely puts a F to anything)
Oliver Walker
literal virgin walk
Joseph Sanchez
I don't know, that wouldnt make his videos any better or worse unless you value contrarianism over actual criticism
Asher Peterson
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it just goes to show how people watch his "reviews" to feel good better about their opinions, notice how he usually gets backlash for not liking the generic capeshit/blockbuster trash of the month
Alexander Harris
A critic who is afraid to critizise.
Camden Price
Is the most high test reviewer?
Jackson Rodriguez
>as anyone seen a video of this guy where he isn´t in COMPLETE AGREEMENT with the general view of a film
Only God Forgives, but that's purely because there isn't a general view of that movie
Brody Nelson
Remember his fixed BvS script?
Noah Young
who could forget
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Gavin Watson
See:
Carter Ross
he has signs tattoo.
Samuel Rivera
he has the most cuckold eyes i have ever seen on a person
Wyatt Edwards
Easton Gomez
>less of a pleb than Jeremy Jahns
>loved the new Ghostbusters
Please elaborate, I've disagreed with Jahns opinions in the past, but it's like comparing eating fast food vs eating salt-free bread.
Carter Murphy
Why are you assuming he's afraid of something? Maybe those are his actual opinions.
Kayden Taylor
I don´t know if he´s afraid or whatever else. I don´t happen to like people who´s "actual opinions" are always what everyone else thinks.
Aiden Baker
Shit taste. Doesn't stand out from the generic crowd.
Also makes shitty short films and doesn't understand filmmaking at all.
Brandon Cruz
I also thought those tattoo pics posted here were fake. I guess he was stupid enough to get a Signs tat.
Nathan Jones
> Actual opinions are always lukewarm 51% yes votes or 49% no votes.
Definitely someone to keep an eye on.
Landon Richardson
That movie is horrendous. Doesn't understand tone at all.
Yet he liked it. Bullshit.
Blake Ortiz
Sup Forums are plebs
Stuckmann is kino
Sup Forums btfo
fucc drumpf
Aaron Martinez
who?
Zachary Nelson
He's a handsome lad.
Michael Ward
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Nathaniel Garcia
Remember when he had a sob because RLM called him a prick and he cancelled his patreon subscription and took them off his list of recommended channels
Luis Campbell
He didn't like Rogue One tho, despite praise
Jeremiah Hughes
>Comedic talent
Joseph Davis
>that school shooter fade
lel
Lincoln Torres
did anyone download that shitty Drive knock off he made?
he got pornhub to take it down
Jose Miller
>Stuckman porn
Man I would love to see him push his 5 inch noodle cock into some banged out pornstar who can't even feel it
James Garcia
this someone post the webms
Asher Jackson
I chuckled
Kayden King
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Sebastian Martinez
...
Jace Hall
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Jace Hernandez
He had a tweet yesterday that has since been deleted where he was crying about cyberbullying. The replies were all gifs of the folks at RLM
Carter Hall
This was such a weird intro, almost surreal.
Samuel Young
>can't even walk straight
Brayden Moore
>What permits, officer?
Jace Baker
why cant he walk right? is he handicapped?
Jordan Cook
Charles Thompson
The only video he's ever put out that enjoyed was his Signs review.
Mainly because I completely agree with him on that. It's a pleb filter, I'd go as far as to say kino even, and it's nice to see someone articulate that stance in a more organized and well though out way than I ever possibly could. It deserves more credit that it generally gets, and it was refreshing from the normal meme DUDE WATER LMAO, WHY CAN'T THEY OPEN DOORS, DEMONS XD, etc. etc. nitpick shit that plagues any and all discussion of the film.
He's still kind of a boring cunt though, generally.
Dominic Barnes
Fury of the Film Fan and Chris Stuckmann had a friendship that was at the time, closer than the other content creators. This was largely due to the fact that they shared the same religion growing up and had faced similar situations in their personal life.
Eventually, Fury of the Film Fan had invited Chris Stuckmann to stay with him and his family in his New York apartment.Soon after the trip is over is when things went awry.
"What happened here?
Fury - "It's very simple what happened. My wife invited Chris to stay with us in New York thinking that this is what I wanted. Instead of saying no on the spot I let it go thinking it was one of those maybe one day kind of things. Soon enough Chris was making plans and I didn't have the heart to say no at that point. It did lead to me and my wife having a conversation about communication. We both should have stopped and thought about this. I decided to make the best of it and take a few days off. A few days were needed because this wasn't a two day thing, Chris ended up planning a 4 day 5 night retreat at my place. I wasn't up for that but he already booked it. I sighed and just thought I'd make the best of it.
During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.
Levi Phillips
One of the issues that bugged the hell out of me was how financial unprepared Chris was to come to New York. For weeks I had told him to save up because New York was expensive. Prior to arriving he spent money on a bunch of Blu rays since he was now starting a collection. My wife left a message online telling him to keep saving for New York. Of course we had food for him that was the extension of our invite and I even went out and bought an air mattress. We didn't have money for these things since my wife was out of work but I put it on credit. I didn't mind , I even spot him for the imax tickets for Mission Impossible 3 he said he'd pay me back because he didn't have a card.
When he got back to Ohio he posted up pics of more blu rays he purchased and even a TV. This was like a slap in the face to us. We couldn't help but feel used. There's a way to handle an invite to stay with people and then there's mooching. Even if the TV was purchased by his parents, why didn't his parents give him money for his trip? That's what any parent would do no? make sure he's got enough and not be a burden to the people hes staying with?
It's not an issue of money, because I treat my friends to many , many things. It's how it all came together...you go back home and start posting pics of your new TV and your blu ray collections and I'm like...wait..how do you have those things now when in New York you could barely afford a metrocard? It was pure D-baggery and I kept quiet about it. I didn't confront him about it, the colors were already shown especially when he ignored us after his trip. Something he admitted to AFTER I made those videos on him. He admitted he ignored me because I was somehow a negative influence on his spirituality. I found that to be a hilarious excuse. I really understood him as a person after he said that.
Colton Price
See, Chris grew up under the same religious upbringing I did. So when he first closed his channel I knew what pressures he was under among his family and friends.. I offered some advice, I told him to make sure he made his choices for himself and not because he wanted to keep some friends. This is what made me think we were closer than we were. I assumed this and I let my guard down. I realized early on I didn't know this person whom I let into my house and this was all my fault. He used this as the excuse, that my advice to him, to think for himself, was why he ignored me and made me a bad influence. Meanwhile, the guy had already decided to not continue to live by his faith anymore.
And this is who Chris was in a nutshell, someone who blamed other people for things. He always projected things back and it was never an apology with him. It was always "I'm sorry YOU feel that way" stuff and I've seen him that way with plenty of other people , not just me.
The guy had this chip on his shoulder , like, you couldn't talk to him about anything other than movies. . This one time, my wife was making casual conversation and asked him what he thought he was going to do (work related) and Chris's response was that he intended to move to California and work toward being a movie critic in L.A. so there was this pause...and my wife asks what how he planned to support himself or maybe go to college first to learn about the trade he wanted to jump into, with him being a "filmmaker" and all and his face just changed. I don't think he realized it but after that he pretty much ignored my wife and gave off a little attitude for the rest of the trip. He really was planning to move to LA and he planned to cling on to the Schmoes Know and all their contacts (this is what he does).
Noah Morgan
There was no room for casual conversation with Chris, no getting to know him. Everything was either about movies or something superficial. We were adults talking to a child who didn't know how to carry a real conversation and it was awkward. When it was clear Chris didn't want to talk about anything personal we pulled back and our conversations were much..much shorter. "
Fury of the Film Fan would later find out that Chris started asking for Blu Rays and in return, Chris would offer the donators a "shout out". Fury didn't like this at all considering that's not how Chris was given his own opportunities. Fury of the Film Fan would then reveal to me many of the issues he at first ignored but was constantly brought to his attention by others to the point where he could no longer ignore it.
Fury " This is when I started getting pissed off. Despite how I felt about his trip visit I never told anybody how it went. Everyone assumed it went well. People were coming to me complaining about Chris, about how he was tossing around his weight and using his status to get him things like free blu rays and stuff. This wasn't just a "hey if you got any you don't want toss them my way" this was a very specific demand. He offered in return spots on his channel, shout outs. considering this isn't what was done for him I thought it was the doucheiest thing to do. I started seeing a pattern of behavior with the guy, something I ignored early on.
Brandon Stewart
Jahn's is nauseating. I've seen maybe 2 of his videos. His top tens are laughable. He is cheeto dust. He is reddit. He is a glib facsimile.
Brody Hall
It wasn't just blu ray requests, it was him sticking his nose into everything and taking credit for things. He positioned himself in front of the line pushing everyone over and then saying "sorry, excuse me". And it was his terrible response to people as well. The ones whom complained all said he was a dick to them which made sense to me because I saw first hand that when Chris doesn't want anything from you, he can care less about you. Many of the complaints came from top channel creators , they hated how he was behaving and wanted something done about it. They were tired of his attitude and wanted me to talk to him since I was his friend. I had to let them know that he was indeed...NOT a friend. That he just finished ignoring me for about 3 months and that I know first hand that nothing you say to him will reach him. But I knew how to get to him...
Jayden Nguyen
>why didn't his parents give him money for his trip? That's what any parent would do no?
wtf is this faggotry? You got to suck his five inches of fury, don't get mad about it afterwards.
Jonathan Rogers
POWERFUL.
Robert Gutierrez
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Easton Turner
read the rest here
Levi Adams
>One of the issues that bugged the hell out of me was how financial unprepared Chris was to come to New York. For weeks I had told him to save up because New York was expensive. Prior to arriving he spent money on a bunch of Blu rays since he was now starting a collection. My wife left a message online telling him to keep saving for New York. Of course we had food for him that was the extension of our invite and I even went out and bought an air mattress. We didn't have money for these things since my wife was out of work but I put it on credit. I didn't mind , I even spot him for the imax tickets for Mission Impossible 3 he said he'd pay me back because he didn't have a card.
>When he got back to Ohio he posted up pics of more blu rays he purchased and even a TV. This was like a slap in the face to us. We couldn't help but feel used. There's a way to handle an invite to stay with people and then there's mooching. Even if the TV was purchased by his parents, why didn't his parents give him money for his trip? That's what any parent would do no? make sure he's got enough and not be a burden to the people hes staying with?
Chris (((Stuckmann)))...
Every.Single.Time.
Hunter Sanchez
>three jump cuts to get across the lobby.
Dominic Sanders
Jackson Price
I sometimes watch him just to hear what the general consensus of a film is
But fuck me his new review of Star Wars is literally the most Mormon shit ever
He LITERALLY FUCKING says "it's great because it has quips and a sense of humor like the marvel movies"
Also his link/starfox/Samus arm tattoo is gay as fuck
Brayden Martinez
pure kino
Aiden Adams
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David Jones
>trying this hard to be the goose
Jeremiah Morris
Don't we all?
Bentley Kelly
...
Isaiah Perry
I can't stand him. He's such a whiny shit eater
Angel Green
I probably would have bullied the shit out of him if we were at the same high school.
Jaxson Williams
He used to be. He's been surpassed.
Kayden Richardson
>Ill fitting starfleet academy shirt
He got that after sleeping over at Mike's, Jay hates Star Trek.
Lincoln Baker
>"""sleeping over"""
Noah Morgan
>It's cold tonight, let's just huddle together and stay warm
Leo Russell
Millennial, that explains it
Elijah Watson
what was the last very popular movie that he disliked? seems like hes never got a controversial opinion
Connor Garcia
>Get on the fucking couch, bitch
Michael Price
>Nobody has to no
Owen Diaz
>propelled his youtube channel by shit talking star wars.
considering how many fat nerds were uploading videos shit talking star wars you gotta be pretty funny to be king of that mountain.
You can disagree about how much but its undeniable. If the unwashed masses find you funny, you de facto have some comedic talent.
Aiden Wood
Cheap version of Sup Forums's own kino critic pewdiepie.
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Juan Morales
dare i say he is /ourguy/?
Liam Lewis
How anyone can watch Stuckmann unironically is beyond me. His videos can't even be called reviews since he just talks about surface level shit that a teenager can come up with.
Btw are his "reviews" his main source of income?
Andrew Stewart
So to be a good review you need to have contrarian opinions?
Ryder Barnes
Why would you even watch Stuckmann ironically? The only entertaining cringe moments from him are Zod's snapped neck, the Drive knockoff and "I put that in my videos to F U C K W I T H Y O U"
Anthony Clark
>He's an absolute normie
He has become a normie. In his first videos he's a rambling autist.
Tyler Watson
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Joseph James
guys ive cracked the code
he isn't a normie, he's a raging autist doing his best normie impression to try and fit in. that's why his opinions are so milquetoast yet there still just seems something off about him and all his jokes/skits fail so dramatically
Jayden Carter
he cried when rlm made a little joke about him
Bentley Anderson
Because my favorite reviewer Roger Ebert is dead, okay? RIP sweet Prince.